Hatin' On: Doc Holliday

John Holliday isn't even a real doctor.

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Doc Holliday sounds like a name in a classic Western, like The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly, except Doc would be The Ugly

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

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Unfortunately, I've never seen Tombstone.

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

We know.

This is the most ridiculous thing I have seen on the internet all day.

you should feel bad.

You can fix that, easily. And should.

I'll take a 'field over a 'day anytime. Maybe we can have a field day with them next week!

Work Docks Holiday pay from me if I call out sick the day before or after one.

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

Doc Holliday's is one of my favorite saloons here.

VT '10--US Citizen; (804) Virginian By Birth; (979) Texan By the Grace of God.

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I also root for: The Keydets, Army, TexAggies, NY Giants, NY Rangers, ATL Braves, and SA Brahmas

Doc Holliday sounds like a character from Cars.

I have no idea why my username is VT_Warthog.

Arkansas blew a 24-0 lead in the Belk Bowl.

This Doc Holliday will never be my huckleberry

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

Doc Holliday coached at wvu from 1979-1999. That's reason enough to hate him.

Fire Whit.

I'm not convinced that Doc Holliday is a real person.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Why does "Mo Bamba" get the kids going? I don't get it.

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

Dad?

Free Hugh

For me, it's not so much the lyricism (I don't think there's much to be had there) ...but the instrumental and the hook just get me amped. It's a great work out song.

We are easily distracted by loud noises and usually its played on full blast

Doc Holliday is no Val Kilmer!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Sadly, Val Kilmer is no Val Kilmer anymore

I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins.

You don't know anyone named Johnny Hopkins.

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

It was Johnny Hopkins and Sloan Kettering. And they were blazing that shit up every day.

Doc Holliday was willing to allow his AD to schedule an extra game for them so we can get bowl eligible

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Eh, that's not how this works.

Got nothing bad to say about Marshall or their coach. Why couldn't we just make this the hatin' on ECU thread, since that's who I actually hate.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

That title made me listen to Volbeat at least

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

My neighbor grew up with Doc. She said she beat him up every day in middle school.

Marshall University graduate.
Virginia Tech fanatic.
Formerly known as JWillHokieAlum.

And took his milk money shake?

Doc Holliday keeps trying to make the tag line "Ya Herd?" happen at Marshall.

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I thought it was "The Herd is the Werd".

It's actually "who's got a herd on?" to which everyone responds "I've got a herd on!"

Marshall University graduate.
Virginia Tech fanatic.
Formerly known as JWillHokieAlum.

I'm your Huckleberry

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
“I served in the United States Navy"

Let's whoop Dr Mcgillicuddy's butt

Free Hugh

Doc Holiday agrees with John Denver, and thinks that the Blue Ridge Mountains are in West Virginia, not Western Virginia, in the song country roads.

1-0 every week

Technically the Blue Ridge and ancient Blue Ridge pass through the WV panhandle around Harpers Ferry which is also where the Shenandoah dumps into the Potomac, thus making Denvers song accurate.

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

Well, yes - technically. But there are far more miles of the Shenandoah and Blue Ridge in VA than the measly 17 miles it has in the easternmost part of West Virginia.

That's why it's "almost" heaven.

BEAT OFF BRAND DOC HOLLIDAY

Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

This needs punctuation.

Had to read three times before I was good with it.

To do list:
1)Beat off
2) brand doc
3) Holliday

Better?

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

I want them to beat Marshall as bad as anybody, but you can do whatever you want to Brand Doc Holliday. All yours.

When Whit calls Marshall to get us a game to be bowl eligible:

"Nooooooooooo!"
~What happened?
"James Franklin to Virginia Tech...."
~Fuck me......*sigh*
"Oh my God.... They're gonna take all our recruits... like WTF bro...."
~*squints eyes in disbelief*

Doc Holliday calls his home the Holliday Inn

When anyone wishes him 'Merry Christmas' Doc responds 'Happy me-day' with double finger pistols.

Doc Holliday constantly challenges other coaches to spelling contests in an attempt to avoid playing football.

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

Doc Holliday keeps reminding me that I'm no daisy, but little does he know.

"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF

I still can't believe that UVA receiver dropped that pass! Hahaha!

I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me.

Doc Holliday tells opposing coaches "forgive me if I don't shake hands" at the end of the game....and walks away.

Just spit out my beer at your username. Welcome XXX!

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

I don't know much about Doc Holliday, but his song is pretty kick ass.

it's hard to take a band seriously when they're named after this pokemon

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Doc Holliday is neither a Doctor, nor a holiday

Doc Holiday doesn't drink Dr Pepper because he thinks one doctor is enough in the room at that same time.

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The torch; be yours to hold it high.
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