That's right, y'all. The Hokies are playing on championship weekend, just like I predicted at the beginning of the year. Clemson is lucky to be ducking us, frankly. Drop me your questions so that I may enlighten everyone, like what is worse, bring the first #1 seed to lose to a #16 seed EVER or taking over the record for longest losing streak in a rivalry?
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With the last NCAA Investigation/Punishment being a complete joke, does UNC decide to rehire Butch Davis?
How many fumbles does it take for a VT player to fall on to beat loluva? Follow up, is it wrong to say happy new year at the end of loluva's fight song?
That's not even their fight song.
Whatever the hell it is...happy new year! lol
If Corny leaves for North Texas, who's our new OC?
If Foster leaves for UNC, what football God's sacrifice do we need for our reckoning?
So my question last week still needs to be answered... How miserable are loluva fans right now?
Is there anyone who actually enjoys straight vodka? Or is it just alcohol to be mixed into things?
I do but I'm 22 so who knows for how long
At this point, I am pretty sure you will be 22 for less than a year.
In the summer with ice and a large lime wedge yup....and decent quality vodka
I mean... I like vodka tonics. But I like ice, limes, and tonic water. Some genius just decided to make an alcoholic version.
Ivodka was the choice of alcohol for some to hid when deployed because it is odorless. Probably does not apply the all the fruity stuff they make now...
When you buy it from the Iraqis set up at the back gate and finish the bottle all that night, you don't have to worry about the smell of the liquor... just the smell of the vomit.
Tell me, have the Washington Nationals ever won a playoff series?
I'm pretty sure this question can be answered with a simple google search.
I just want every excuse to post https://streamable.com/rrh48
How much sawdust can you put into rice krispie treats before people start to notice?
This is a must answer question
Can every team that wins their game during Championship Week claim a championship?
If a group of crows is a murder, and a group of geese is a gaggle, then what is a group of Hokies called?
"FAM" obviously.
Can you rank the past 15 VT/LOLUVA games in order of how much LOLUVA LOLUVA'd, with 15 being very little LOLUVAing and 1 being the most LOLUVAd LOLUVA has been?
this is a great question. What more typifies LOLUVAing: getting blown out or losing a game where you had multiple chances to put it away, but failed utterly to do so?
If anyone can answer it, it would be TheFifthFuller
Two sides of the same coin, I would think...
If Jimmy cracked corn and nobody cares, why did they write a song about it???
Over/under 69 loluva souls crushed on Friday? I would normally say they over but they are much more of an olympic sport school than a football school...
Did BM ever get to take that dump he held in all game, is he still constipated, or does his game face always look like that?
If Urban Meyer eats sad pizza, what does Bronco Mendenhall choke down after big game losses?
woah woah woah, let's keep this family friendly, mmmkay?
So your answer is footlongs?!
Probably has something to do with Anae.
What is the best question?
Do you see "Sinkist" or "Sunkist" on this can of orange soda?
If something "goes without saying", why do people still say it?
Why do we call footballs "pigskins" when it was originally made with animal bladders and later on, rubber and cowhide?
Is Willie Johnson a legitimate deep threat for Marshall?
And while we're on the subject of roster: is there another D-1 school that has more players with 'difficult' to pronounce last names?
Hawaii
This one stood out as I was scrolling their roster:
TRENT WILDERBRAITHWAITE - #14
This one was a 'file under a badass name'
STONE SCARCELLE - #45
Then there was this one:
OBI OBIALO - #7
I see that but really, imagine being one of the bottom of the barrel ESPN announcers and getting this roster to look over before calling a UH game http://www.hawaiiwarriorworld.com/2018-uh-football-roster/ .
Jonah Kahahawai-Welch
Joey Nu'uanu-Kuhi'iki
Samiuela Akoteu
Eperone Moananu
Taaga Tuulima
LOL you sneaky devil, you can't pull a fast one on me! That last guy plays for Bama, not Hawaii!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, let's be honest here: Was it you or one of your brothers that willed the fumbled football away from the Wahoo in the endzone? If the latter, which one?
What kind of bear is best?
Well, that's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought.
Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!
False. Black bear.
Bare ass?
Did CJF burn all those timeouts with 4 minutes to go in an attempt to summon The Time Cop?
Top 5 Pixar movies?
If you were one of the few remaining Hoo football (LOLball?) fans who were holding onto hope, this past week has to be the one that makes you give up on ever catching us again, right? I mean we were awful this year and they finally looked like they had a pulse, and we still won. This has to be the one that causes hope to fade from even the most rose colored spectHoocles, right?
IDK... Hoo arrogance and belief that they are not only morally superior, but superior in every worthwhile measure would lead me to believe that none of them have given up.
If they ever do beat us, they'll act like that one win is 100 in a row.
If VT beats UVA in basketball in an equivalent heart breaking fashion, what does that look like ... the ending of the game, not fans crying afterwards, we have those pictures.
How do we counterbalance the fact that Marshall has a Fuller coaching their safeties?
How do we counterbalance the fact that Marshall has Cornell Brown coaching their defensive ends?
Mr. Fifthfuller...