Miami officially has 0 OL commits as Michael Tarquin announces his flip to Florida. https://t.co/7ooAjAmzkp— StateOfTheU.com (@TheStateOfTheU) December 3, 2018
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Dan Mullen is really turning Florida from a dumpster fire into a solid program.
To me Florida is the prime example of SEC paper tiger. Doesn't play true non conference road games outside Florida. Hell they don't even play that many conference road games outside the state with UGA game being in Florida every year.
Just wait until Chris tells you about how awesome the SEC is
they play FSU every year? that might not count for anything this year but that's a pretty good series. they played Michigan in dallas 2 years ago. I think they do more than any other SEC team does to schedule OOC games even though they don't really have to do anything to the schedule as far as FSU goes I guess that's on there forever.
Florida hasn't played an out of conference game at an opposing team's stadium other than their rivalry series since I was shitting in diapers.
To add more context, Florida has not played an out-of-conference game outside the state of Florida since 1991 and hasn't won one since 1989.
The way you can really tell they are just a big ole phony is how they've won three national championships in my lifetime.
I want my, I want my S E C...
That ain't football. That's the way you do it.
Money for nothing and recruits for free.
I'm not sure the recruits are free everywhere all the time. Jus' sayin'.
Yeah, that part has an implied "/s".
Florida has flipped ALL of Miami's OL recruits apparently.
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Other than schadenfreude, is this GIF implying anything else?
I think that would be the smug walk of an "I told ya so!"
I thought Searles did a fine job at Tech and brought in some good recruits that weren't Tight Ends.
Then you weren't paying attention. Feel free to go back and read this: http://www.thekeyplay.com/virginia-tech-football/2014/11/8081/demon-deac...
How are his pants staying on his body?? It doesn't even touch his waistline
So Mickey Mouse started that whole pants around the knees thing? We never even noticed until he was widely emulated on an earth without zero gravity.
Bonus question: What are the two buttons for? Suspenders?
Mickey is actually magnetic and those buttons are magnets.
I always thought it was just his personality that was magnetic.
Big Dick Energy?
"But, but, but... Mark Richt is a great coach.... We should bring him to VT..."
In all seriousness I do think his inability to start a decent QB is what is killing that program... at least on the field.