Thanks for all the upvotes over the years. It feels good to be on page 1. I imagine staying on page 1 is more of a challenge but I'll enjoy it while it lasts and do my best to earn more legs.
Looking forward to March Madness and another football season with you all!
GO HOKIES!
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Like OMG LOL....You are #1
Maybe.
Don't worry, you'll be invited too.
I always thought it was The First 20 Million
/s
Top 20 leggers all rolling up in here like
Me and AssPOW have both been top-20 today but he's currently ahead of me by 40 ish
downvoted for personal attack /s
Personal attack anagrams to Cleopatra stank.
Hi I'm Nien Nunb when gobble gobble chumps makes an anagram
and I'm Nien Nunb when AssPocketFullofWhiskey makes an anagram
Hehe. AssPOW. Heheheh. Pretty there's supposed to be an F between P & O. But still funny.
OMG. I've been sooo out of it today I've been like, "Wow, who's ASSPOW and why did they pick that name".
SMH.
It's up to me now to upvote all of Jollyman's comments and restore balance back to TKP.
Jolly is top 100 in my heart.
Much more appropriate response. Leg.
Let us not forget the ones who enjoy the sub zero life.
Socal buck. Good times.
That was a fun day. Nothing brings this place together more than someone mouthing off and painting a target on their own ass.
You had the best post of that day
I said with all due respect. It's in the Geneva Convention, look it up.
Ah yes. Avanti54 and Archdale.

Recruits don't come to Tech because we call our upvotes turkey legs is still a Hall of Fame take.
....sooo....is this a FAM thread?
Cuz FAM!
Well, it will be now that you've pointed that out. ;^)
I figured this deserved a refresh...

I've seen that shape somewhere before...
A leg for McAfee's knob....well done! Although I believe that image is reversed.
yes, well I had to do something to make the picture match the graph. And the view isn't nearly as picturesque from the tinker side apparently (or you have to be floating out in space to get one.
This is one is more interesting... ~10 people are responsible for 25% of all the legs, all-time...

Ehhh, that may be interesting but it really isn't that surprising.
The real question is how many fake accounts Alum has, so that he can go back and leg everyone one of his posts to give him that boost.
I don't GIF hard enough....
Kind of amazed I am as high as I am on the board and I don't gif at all.
I think my total GIFs can still be counted on two hands, even by a UNC grad.
I have 1 and it was Christopher Walken dancing and got like 1 vote. So no point in gif'ing.
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Look, Ma! I'm on a graph!
I still think a legs/post metric would be more indicative of poster quality than a cumulative metric.
You should do an acceptance speech like this:
It'll take me another 10 years to get to page 1... unless some of you suddenly stopped posting...

Nah. Probably more like 12-18 month.
anyone else remember when you could make the front page with 1K legs?
Remember? I can't even imagine that.
yeah, well, try this:
go to the home page.
Scroll all the way to the bottom.
Click "Last"
Stare in wonder at TKP threads with few or no comments from back in the day.
It's basically just Joe's diary back then.
Lmao
Is this where we go for the free legs? /s
That would be nice. Based on the data above, hokie07me is getting dangerously close to me.
Damn job keeping me from being on TKP all the time.
Confession. I gave you a leg because I miss you.
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Truth... I think today is the first time I've logged in and actually read something in at least 2 months...
I really miss you guys...
My new mission in life is to pass Selhini on the big board.
I just came here to post as a washed up has-been who used to be in the Top 25. Ah those were the days
Wanna grab a beer?
Always 🍻
I am still proud to be #2 in TKPC and you can never take that away from me!
Shouldn't a self-promoting article like this one COST you legs?
The off-season. It'll get after ya.
Off season. Have some fun. Low key fam thread.
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Those look more like downvotes to me.
I see you take the Bender approach to votes.
They are red(dish), and pointing slightly downward when handed off. Upvotes would be green(ish), and pointed upwards.
Q.E.D.
I mean, they're reddit upvotes, but sure. Leg.
Had I wanted to promote myself, which I have ZERO problem doing, a more appropriate title would have been, "Looks who's on page 1!"
That wasn't the purpose of the post. I recognize this is a community and without people logging in every day and participating there are no upvotes or downvotes and therefore no leg board and ultimately no ability to move up or down the board.
I really enjoy being a part of TKP and being a TKPC member and I am truly grateful to the other members of this site for their participation and for the upvotes they have awarded to me.
I think it's clear I have no problem expressing what I think or feel so please don't assign some underhanded intention to my post.
I mean, its not even the most shameless act of self promotion I've seen on here.
LOL I forgot Gritty went plaid for absolutely no reason. Also did y'all see this?
Man, the Gritty Golden Days. Dropping that gif on every thread would get you 20-30 legs. It's like the Emma of yore.
What did you just say? Did you just imply that Gritty is old news?
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Its been 5 minutes, Nerd
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*YOUR
Damn grammar communist.
Let's not s**t around. That was quite a feat. You've been around 1.5 years longer than I have or around 30% longer and have more than 1000% more legs.