OT: 2019 Name of the Year Bracket

By: gobble gobble chumps
PLS
on April 2, 2019, 1:51 PM | 22 comments

Deadspin's 2019 Name of the Year Bracket

Voting is underway: Bulltron regional, Sithole regional, Dragonwagon regional

My money is on Alpha Omega Nickelberry III - sounds like he could start in the East West Shrine Bowl

edit: added dragon wagon regional voting link

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HokieAlum6144's picture HokieAlum6144
| 7 years 3 months #

what the heck?

VT_Fencer's picture VT_Fencer | 7 years 3 months #

General Booty, Bear Spiker, and Pope Thrower are my darkhorses

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

HokieHighlander's picture HokieHighlander | 7 years 3 months # ^

Not sure why General Booty is a 13 seed in THAT region...thats how I know this bracket on that BULLTRON!

Lane Stadium's picture Lane Stadium
[YEAR+1] IS OUR YEAR
| 7 years 3 months # ^

I don't know, I think Chastity Gooch-Fant could make a deep run

If you can't handle my shit posts, you don't deserve my memes

shakeitallabout's picture shakeitallabout | 7 years 3 months #

Damn there are some mis-seedings in here. I don't want to choose between Chastity Gooch-Fant and Mustafa Tuna or Alprentice Vonslatten and Dermot Smurfit in round 1.

Joffrey, Cersei, Ilyn Payne, the Hound, Jeff Jagodzinski, Paul Johnson, Pat Narduzzi.

gobble gobble chumps's picture gobble gobble chumps
PLS
| 7 years 3 months # ^

Precious Orji as a 3-seed is a travesty as well

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

VThokies904's picture VThokies904 | 7 years 3 months #

ill take surender nada, although he is a 1 seed and is bound to get upset, but I don't see UMBC on their so we can atleast get out of the first round.

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heuplek's picture heuplek
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| 7 years 3 months #

Where do all these names come from. I know some (Storm Duck) are football players but some of these look horribly internet made.

(add if applicable) /s

VThokies904's picture VThokies904 | 7 years 3 months #

what no TAKO FALLS?? talk about a tournament snub!

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gobble gobble chumps's picture gobble gobble chumps
PLS
| 7 years 3 months # ^

do you mean Tacko Fall?

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

VThokies904's picture VThokies904 | 7 years 3 months # ^

yeah that guy!

twitter @smithey_daniel
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HokieHighlander's picture HokieHighlander | 7 years 3 months #

Jizyah Shorts is my pick to win it all..

Vtkey's picture Vtkey
| 7 years 3 months # ^

They might lose it prematurely, but they're well-seeded, and in a sleazy (easy) bracket.

They're like the UVa of the "Name of the Bracket" tournament.

petebuddywilson's picture petebuddywilson | 7 years 3 months #

what a joke.

Not the bagman VT deserves, but the bagman VT needs right now.

KopHokie's picture KopHokie | 7 years 3 months #

Where's Cartoons Plural?

Little Bobby Tables's picture Little Bobby Tables
MEH. 😕
| 7 years 3 months #

Jonathan Anomaly is the UMBC of 16 seeds.

"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF

4VPISU's picture 4VPISU | 7 years 3 months #

I've got Princehoward Barbecue Yee in this one...

french60wasp's picture french60wasp
| 7 years 3 months #

My vote is for Paula Abdullah the Butcher.

Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

Rayo's picture Rayo
| 7 years 3 months #

Elite 8 I got:

Dr Trentingon Outhouse vs Appolokreed Gardner

Alpha Omega Nickelberry iii vs Princehoward Barbecue Yee

General Booty vs Cletorious Aretha Fry

And Ecclesiastical Denzel Washington vs Rev Pix Butt

avtfan's picture avtfan
ZIMA SUCKS
| 7 years 3 months #

My vote is for Barry McCockiner

Bleeding burnt orange and chicago maroon