On June 28th 2009 the world lost pitchman extraordinaire BILLY MAYS (All caps, please).
Honor his memory today by washing your best blue button down with OxiClean™.
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We are officially at peak offseason.
Y'know, our coaching staff could learn something from BILLY MAYS. We need a real pitchman on staff to really sell the program to recruits.
Announcer: Have you reached peak off-season? Are the normal topics and gags growing stale as the summer begins to warm? Are you tired of checking those same five sites over and over, looking for new and interesting content?
Billy Mays: BILLY MAYS HERE FOR [product]!
If there isn't a commercial running in your head when you read this, you're doing it wrong, And this comment brings up a golden idea. Now that "deep fake" AI videos are becoming a very real thing, we need to get a Billy Mays TKP commercial for real.
That was the summer we lost Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett too.
They all died the same week. The other 2 both died on June 25.
Can't believe MJ has been dead for 10 years. The way my son listens to his music, you would think that he was getting ready to go on tour...lol
And all but Farrah Fawcett had some memorable portrayals in South Park
S13E08 would like to have a word.
(That's the episode where they cover all the celebrities who died 10 years ago.)
well, shit
Walk-on kick off specialist, not related to Tony Romo, who may play in 2020 also gets his own thread. #offseason
Whenever I see an infomercial with someone other than BILLY MAYS, I wanna wash my lunch down with oxy clean
Him and Anthony Sullivan were quite the team. Anthony Sullivan kept it going though
ARE YOUR FLOORS DIRTY?!
anyone actually try to build a boat with a screen door using Flex Seal?? How did it go?
With a pair of oars.
BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE
He may be gone...but THE POWER OF OXI-CLEAN lives on.
BILLY MAYS HERE FOR COCAINE