Virginia Tech 2019 Football season is officially started.

By: Hokie Fireman
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on August 1, 2019, 8:21 AM | 22 comments
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5900_Hokies's picture 5900_Hokies
| 6 years 11 months #

Bless all the knees

Virginia Tech School of Architecture Class of 2014
Fan of Hokies, Ravens, NY Giants, Orioles

NerdMagic's picture NerdMagic | 6 years 11 months # ^

Just no injuries for anyone anywhere. I want it to be a near statistical impossibilities how few injuries are recording in NCAA play this year. And I want a pancake record set on Hill.

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

dzilla77's picture dzilla77
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| 6 years 11 months # ^

And ankles - don't forget the ankles.

stevetheking's picture stevetheking | 6 years 11 months # ^

And the Achilles. And the rotator cuffs. And the pectorals. And...

I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me.

Alum07's picture Alum07
🦃 LEG KING 🦃
| 6 years 11 months # ^

which brings me to my next point

Fuck Paul 'chinballs' Johnson

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

dcwilson40's picture dcwilson40 | 6 years 11 months # ^

This is your best post ever@!!! LOL

NickVT10's picture NickVT10 | 6 years 11 months #


After the off season

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

757hokie83's picture 757hokie83
CLASS WAR VETERAN
| 6 years 11 months #

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

heuplek's picture heuplek
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| 6 years 11 months #

Its Tart Snow

(add if applicable) /s

757hokie83's picture 757hokie83
CLASS WAR VETERAN
| 6 years 11 months # ^

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

HokieHighlander's picture HokieHighlander | 6 years 11 months #

Is there a practice schedule posted anywhere?

hokie07ME's picture hokie07ME | 6 years 11 months #

so, I'm not the only one who clicked on that thinking it was a video, right? Right?

Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

hokie07ME's picture hokie07ME | 6 years 11 months #

Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

SevenLayersofPlayers's picture SevenLayersofPlayers
669TH MEMBER OF TKPC
| 6 years 11 months #

As general rules for the players and coaching staff:

1) Please don't cheat on your wife and use money from Virginia Tech to fund an extramarital affair.
2) Please stay academically eligible
3) Please don't enter a car with weed in it
4) Please don't act like a giant douche and attempt to fight the strength coach
5) Please don't tear your acl/achilles or break your leg
6) Please don't woefully suck at your job to the point that Bud has to go into the booth

SCHokie2011's picture SCHokie2011 | 6 years 11 months # ^

7) Please say hi to moms

Using /s is for cowards.

hokiebuzz's picture hokiebuzz
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| 6 years 11 months # ^

8) please don't tear your other Achilles when your first Achilles year has healed.

gobble gobble chumps's picture gobble gobble chumps
PLS
| 6 years 11 months # ^

players and coaching staff pls

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

TIHokie's picture TIHokie
| 6 years 11 months # ^

8) Please, please, please don't lose to ODU at home.

Is coronavirus over yet?

jack14vt's picture jack14vt | 6 years 11 months #

What's the over/under on number of open scrimmages CJF has before the season?

SevenLayersofPlayers's picture SevenLayersofPlayers
669TH MEMBER OF TKPC
| 6 years 11 months # ^

If the line is zero, I'll take the under.

HokieBuilder's picture HokieBuilder | 6 years 11 months # ^

HokieEnginerd's picture HokieEnginerd | 6 years 11 months # ^

Probably somewhere between zero and "snowball's chance in hell".