There's a real, actual GAME this month! Hatin' on the Offseason.

It's that time of year again, finally. The heat's still here, but the calendar has finally turned to a month where there's a game scheduled.

It's time to warm up your memes, puns, and general mockery so that we're ready to take down some opposing coaches. It time for the pre-season edition of Hatin' on the Offseason.

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The Offseason is one real sumbitch.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

There were still more positive things for Hokie Football this offseason than fans at UVA's Spring Festival.

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OFFSEASON AIN'T PLAYED NOBODY PAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWL

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

This offseason beats last offseason.

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And hopefully this season beats last season.

HTHokie93

shit, this offseason was better than last season

edit: with yesterday's news, I would like to retract this statement.

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

Amen!

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies

WHY DID YOU SAY IT? YOU KILLED BUD! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

This did not age well.

Does it, though?

Let's Go!

JP

Gross. She went to UVA. Remove her from sacred ground.

Yes, but she admits she didn't like the school or her time there in her book.

Both excellent points....but either way - she gone.

JP

ITS GAME MONTH BABY

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

The offseason spends more time on TKP than anyone else and doesn't join The Key Players Club.

Leonard. Duh.

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

โ€œWhen life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spiritโ€ David Wilson

Boy, that Off-season will get after ya *sniff*

I can't wait for the offseason to enter the transfer portal and pick UNC the next day.

Gobble Till You Wobble

The offseason like moms more than Galen Scott.

The offseason hates moms more than Torrian Gray

Offseason gets the Galen Scott story wrong every time

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

The offseason makes LOLUVA break a pinata in the shape of a cheap paver.

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Honestly it might be easier to break that paver than a pinata
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The offseason made me re-watch games where Stinespring was running the offense.

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This offseason bitched and moaned almost as much as Pat Narduzzi

Oh the offseason went off topic in the recruiting thread, didn't it

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

No, the off-season bitched about going off topic in the recruiting thread in an off topic comment in the recruiting thread.

"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it." - K

Fuckin offseason

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

The off-season is too damn long.

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

Another entire offseason and Fuente didn't sign one damn Fuller #FuenteOut

The offseason invited me to it's house to drink beer then as I was getting a buzz told me it was just getting over the stomach virus.

The greatest trick the Offseason ever performed, was convincing us all that it was already over before any games were played.

"Nope, launch him into the sun and fart on him on the way up"
-gobble gobble chumps

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

The offseason'll get after ya.

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

The offseason flirted with me all evening, invited me over, and then told me it was tired and...you know....maybe another night.

I hate rude behavior in a man. Won't tolerate it.

one click shows Wagoneer's been around TKP for 7 years. Sheesh. Everyone take a nap, have a snickers or something.

Its funny, we have all been looking forward to the season, when in reality, the real season was the friends we made along the way

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

The offseason just had to give us all one last kick in the nuts with today's news.

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

The offseason forced Bud to call this his last season. Eff you offseason

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This off-season is poop.

There's always a lighthouse. There's always a man. There's always a city.

This offseason took away Bud Foster AND EDSBS. Worst offseason ever

This years offseasons said to last years offseason: Hold my beer

I blame this thread for the offseason news today. You mocked and now the worst news happened today.

I feel like this offseason is ending like

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

The Offseason is a driver from MD

in Fuller we trust

This offseason:

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

Off-season has been worse than our current recruiting class.