It's that time of year again, finally. The heat's still here, but the calendar has finally turned to a month where there's a game scheduled.
It's time to warm up your memes, puns, and general mockery so that we're ready to take down some opposing coaches. It time for the pre-season edition of Hatin' on the Offseason.
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The Offseason is one real sumbitch.
There were still more positive things for Hokie Football this offseason than fans at UVA's Spring Festival.
OFFSEASON AIN'T PLAYED NOBODY PAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWL
This offseason beats last offseason.
And hopefully this season beats last season.
shit, this offseason was better than last season
edit: with yesterday's news, I would like to retract this statement.
Amen!
WHY DID YOU SAY IT? YOU KILLED BUD! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
This did not age well.
Does it, though?
Let's Go!
Hokies!
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Gross. She went to UVA. Remove her from sacred ground.
Yes, but she admits she didn't like the school or her time there in her book.
Both excellent points....but either way - she gone.
ITS GAME MONTH BABY
The offseason spends more time on TKP than anyone else and doesn't join The Key Players Club.
Boy, that Off-season will get after ya *sniff*
I can't wait for the offseason to enter the transfer portal and pick UNC the next day.
The offseason like moms more than Galen Scott.
The offseason hates moms more than Torrian Gray
Offseason gets the Galen Scott story wrong every time
The offseason makes LOLUVA break a pinata in the shape of a cheap paver.
Honestly it might be easier to break that paver than a pinata
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The offseason made me re-watch games where Stinespring was running the offense.
This offseason bitched and moaned almost as much as Pat Narduzzi
Oh the offseason went off topic in the recruiting thread, didn't it
No, the off-season bitched about going off topic in the recruiting thread in an off topic comment in the recruiting thread.
Fuckin offseason
The off-season is too damn long.
Another entire offseason and Fuente didn't sign one damn Fuller #FuenteOut
The offseason invited me to it's house to drink beer then as I was getting a buzz told me it was just getting over the stomach virus.
The greatest trick the Offseason ever performed, was convincing us all that it was already over before any games were played.
The offseason'll get after ya.
The offseason flirted with me all evening, invited me over, and then told me it was tired and...you know....maybe another night.
Its funny, we have all been looking forward to the season, when in reality, the real season was the friends we made along the way
The offseason just had to give us all one last kick in the nuts with today's news.
The offseason forced Bud to call this his last season. Eff you offseason
This off-season is poop.
This offseason took away Bud Foster AND EDSBS. Worst offseason ever
This years offseasons said to last years offseason: Hold my beer
I blame this thread for the offseason news today. You mocked and now the worst news happened today.
I feel like this offseason is ending like
The Offseason is a driver from MD
This offseason:
Off-season has been worse than our current recruiting class.