Don't let the realization that its officially Hate Week distract you from the fact that Boston College's own Matt Ryan blew a 25 point halftime 3rd quarter lead in Super Bowl 51
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Boston* College is installing Lime scooter only lanes.
*Boston College isn't even in Boston.
CHCC: Chestnut Hill Community College
That super bowl was more fixed than Hulk Hogan/Iron Sheikh
WTF are you talking about. I'm about to speak the damn truth! Wrestling might be fixed but definitely not my main man Hollywood Hulk Hogan! You shut your mouth when you are talking to me!!
Fuck Matt Ryan.
Boston College replies to group chats with personal, non-related messages to the original sender.
They also say happy birthday to people on facebook, as replies to other people's posts.
Boston College is the Green Text in all of your Group Chats sending double messages
28-3 that is all fuck matt ryan
Boston College opens questionable emails even though IT has told it repeatedly to not do this. The employer had to pay the ransomware fee to unlock their files.
Boston College seems to find a way to inject their own political beliefs into each and every conversation. And they don't even bother trying to be sly about it, they just bluntly say what they want.
you're just saying that because you're a liberal snowflake millennial libertarian flatearther antivaxxer boomer conservative asshole /SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I don't know who downvoted you but I upvoted to offset.
probably one of those atkins diet vegans
Upvoted to offset. I think you covered enough bases to equally offend everybody.
John Boyer style!
Nah, he forgot the vegans!
Fuck Matt Ryan is a vegan.
Just because y'all hate Matt Ryan doesn't mean you you need to bring up that Super Bowl. Some of us in here are Atlanta Falcons fans who still have nightmares about that game.
Other than that, LETS GOOO!!!
Oh, and fuck BC.
Don't let the realization that its officially Hate Week distract you from the fact that Boston College's own Matt Ryan blew a 25 point halftime lead in Super Bowl 51
wicked pissah
Boston College responds to a Reply-all storm with an email that says "Please stop replying to all"
VT replies all with "Unsubscribe"
This is my favorite response to personalized cold calls from salesmen. Phone or email, both hilarious.
BC calls a department-wide meeting to address the reply all issue and takes 3 hours to not fix the problem.
And they don't provide food/drinks.
The meeting concludes with the scheduling of 4 more meetings.
BC students after 2 Bud heavy's
WTF????
OMG, I'm so sorry he exists.
Well, I've had enough cringe for the week now.
Also: if nobody else does, I'm gonna use this for trash talk Thursdays on Reddit this week. Lol
I would also like a hat
BC has to get their fans under control.
This showed up in my Instagram stories this morning.
You'd think dude bro here could do everyone a favor and order one of those Japanese sex dolls, since that's all he wants with a female anyway.
I can smell the body odor from here
FTFY, brah
Also of note, he starts by saying "I'm sorry" (gomenasai). Just setting the tone for the relationship I guess.
Boston College thinks they have a great gameday atmosphere and that Lane stadium is just too loud to really enjoy the game.
Boston College has a beautiful girlfriend in the Ukraine who is going to come a visit as soon as they send her a few more thousand dollars. They promise! I mean, look at her pics!
Found the 90 Day Fiance fan!
Is that you Ceasar?
Lol I'm not sure who is more delusional, him or Nicole with Azan
100% him. At least Azan says her name and they have actually seen each other. Neither are as entertaining as Colty and Larissa though.
Doug Flutie wasn't really that good.
And that's how you start a war with Canada
Can't think of a more deserving player. Fuck you, Matt Ryan!!!
Boston College claim they have refined pallets and will only drink White Claw.
Boston College is completely fine with the current NCAA transfer eligibility rules.
Boston College can statistically show that time of possession is an important fact.
Boston College showers with its socks on.
Refined pallets?
Is it made out of mahogany?
Don't be ridiculous. You know what I meant.
This is killing me
Please don't accuse him of such barbarism.
So, I was looking for a funny GIF, and came across these. The lab is in Boston. So, when robots rise and kill us all in our sleep. We can blame this guy, and since it is in Boston, indirectly, blame Boston College.
#EndRobotBullying
It's too late....
via Gfycat
Fun fact: that box in the videos is a graduate of BC.
Boston College prefers to drink Natty Claws
Just want to point out, it wasnt a 25 point halftime lead. They were up 25 with like 3 min to go in the 3rd quarter. Which makes the collapse and comeback even more impressive
amended. Thank you, kind person
Fixed.. 100% no doubt in my mind... much like Lebron's Cleveland teams coming back from 35 down in the 3rd quarter in the eastern conference playoffs- fixed. NBA pro's can't protect 30 plus point leads... right.
Wait, so are you saying matt ryan threw the game? Or players on d?
Fuck Matty Ice!
Boston College hangs toilet paper in the "under" position
This is proper. I'll die on this hill.
GTFO!
Well, since half the people in our office can't be bothered to swap out the roll, you're going to be stuck with my way quite a bit.
Funny how half the people in our office can't be bothered to do much of anything.
Incorrectly installed TP is better than no TP, I'll grant you that.
The person who posted this has never shared a home with a cat or a mischievous child. the under position is better. It's not a matter of aesthetics or personal preference. It works better.
If you've never shared a home with a person or pet that entertains themselves by slapping the roll and watching the paper cascade to the ground, the difference may not matter to you. But under is still objectively better, whether or not you appreciate the difference.
You're saying under is objectively better for people who own cats or have young children?
I will not argue that. But science and a lifetime of experience confirms that over is objectively better for the user.
I do not have a cat or mobile child (yet), but it sounds like your argument is similar to adding child-proof locks to your cabinets. You handicap your use of something--access to your cabinets--to make your overall life easier--your kids don't get into the cleaning supplies and you can avoid calls to poison control (as one example).
That is different than saying the actual experience of using TP is objectively better when it is under versus over.
Discipline your kid or pet for 'slapping the roll' and then it shouldnt happen again. Dont just accept bad behavior.
If only it was that easy.
Boston College is your brother-in-law who always asks "What do you think that guy makes?" whenever anyone's name is mentioned at the Thanksgiving dinner table.
Boston College shows up at all the parties uninvited.
And doesn't dress to match the theme.
Boston college reminds the teacher she forgot to collect homework 5 minutes before class is up.
Boston College says they'll meet you for dinner at 7:00 but only leaves their house at 7:01
BC goes slow in the left lane on the highway and refuses to move over and thinks they aren't doing anything wrong because "iT's A fReE cOuNtRy"
BC then rants on facebook about how many people illegally pass them on the right when they're going the speed limit in the left lane. And then replies to all comments with "its called a speed LIMIT, not a speed MINIMUM"
BC on social media:
Nobody:
BC: So a lot of you have been asking me about....
BC opens every YouTube video with a reminder that if you like the content to click that little thumbs up button below the stream and, to not forget to subscribe to get more of this sweet content in the future.
Not to mention BC starts off each video with "hey youtube".
Boston College is the only D-1A Football program with the "college" in the school name.
nevermind...
Steve Addazio doesn't have dudes.
Boston College treats sprains with essential oils.
BC thinks the BC comic strip is better than Calvin & Hobbes.
Boston College tells every staff member in the restaurant that it's their birthday and asks if they get a free dessert.
Steve Addazio doesn't think much of the theme music in Boston Legal.
Steve Addazio borrows tools and doesn't return them.
Steve Addazio borrows tools and
doesn't return them.sells them on Let Go.FTFY
Boston College is the first victim on the way to a coastal championship campaign and must be broken
When at the beach BC wakes up at 5am to go out and set up their spot on the sand with chairs and umbrella, only to then head back home and sleep/eat/get ready for the day before going out to enjoy the weather at noon.
BC thinks they have a nice easy win to start the season
I like steve addazio, he's a dude.
I hate bc.
AJ Dillon is an animal.
Boston College drives 5 mph under the speed limit in the passing lane and wonders why you're flashing your lights!
BC calls Notre Dame "that other Catholic school"
BC calls Georgetown "that Jesuit school down south."
BC thinks their annual "rivalry" game with VT is legitimately good for the conference
Boston College loves Miami's new touchdown rings.
"Itsa me: Addazio!"
The food in Boston, or basically any points North of Philly, suck.
No, not wrong thread. Fuck BC.
Am I doing this right?
For all of the talk about *that* game, not enough focus is on the game that really mattered that year between BC and VT.
Matt Ryan threw 2 INTs and 0 TDs in the ACC Championship, which we won 30-16.
We talked so much shit to BC when they were backed up in their own end towards the end of the game one of the BC Offensive Linemen actually turned around and started yelling back.
Fuck BC. Fuck their non-existent fans. Fuck Matt Ryan.
Obligatory "FUCK MATT RYAN". I hope his wife makes him watch "this is us". I hope every day he has a particularly sharp gravel in his shoe.
I've heard that Matt Ryan drinks white claws and pees sitting down. I've heard Matt Ryan watches "The Bachelor".
#FuckMattRyan
Matt Ryan is the kind of person who would willingly watch This is Us and get emotionally wrapped up in the storyline.
I agree 100%, but it gives me pleasure to think that he is being forced to watch it against his will.
He's the kind of guy who would make the rest of the Falcons come over to his house to watch it live every week, or else he just can't trust them anymore.
He's the kind of guy who "literally can't even" when Starbucks screws up his pumpkin spice latte
BC because BU already taken.
I went to BC once. They made fun of me and my wife for losing to JMU (PS I was not a player I personally didn't lose to JMU and I am not sure they understood that). Then all their fans left in the 2nd quarter because there was a preseason bruins game they wanted to get to. So all their fans didn't see us win 19-0. And then on the way back into Boston the T kept getting passed by this girl jogging. At every stop we'd see this girl jog by and then we'd pass her going to the next stop and then she would run on by. So you can run faster than the fucking T*. It sucks.
*I mean not me, i have bad knees from swimming and i swam because i suck at running but you know in shape people.
If you want to really fuck Matt Ryan (and your work day tomorrow) crack a beer #2 BC at #8 VT is on ACCN at the prime time of 12am est
I was at this game at 14ish years old and after one drive all I have to say is I miss these guys on defense. And also Greg Boone
I like you. Hello, new friend.
Hungover me at work did not like drunk me pounding Busch Lights and yelling at the TV like I didn't know the outcome of that game at 3am.
Boston College agrees with the NCAA on Brock Hoffman and Tate Martell
BC and Matt Ryan make you watch UC and UCLA on mute, both in part to McAfee of WVU, but also because Hasselbeck has to be talking over everybody.
Oh, and then when you switch the channel to ACCN, there's, *gasp* another Hasselbeck!
Boston College visits for the week and brings her ageing incontinent dachshunds that won't stay off the furniture and bring swarms of ticks into the house.
Matt Ryan had a chance to prevent Tom Brady from winning another ring, and failed. Therefore he is not only an enemy of Hokie Nation but all that is good and just in the universe
Boston College offers classes on how to kick puppies and kittens and Matt Ryan is the only student to ever get an A in it.