MIAMI FAM THREAD

COUNTING THE HOKIES OUT?

(GET IT, BECAUSE SHE'S A HOOKER)

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WE WANT BAMA FAM.

uva sucks

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

FAM!

We need a decompression thread

I'm stress eating my way through an entire bag of Oreos. Apple pie works pretty well, too.

"Tajh Boyd over the middle . . . and it's caught for an interception! Michael Cole, lying flat on his back, ARE YOU KIDDING???"

I'm on my way to dinner right now and I have no idea how I'm supposed to have normal conversations after that

Yeah, if she's not a VT fan, you might want to go a little easy on the Hooker references.

"Tajh Boyd over the middle . . . and it's caught for an interception! Michael Cole, lying flat on his back, ARE YOU KIDDING???"

Decompressing through a bottle on Bourbon that I can't spell

VTMidge

MAROON HELMETS FAM

Hooker!

HOOKER FOR PRESIDENT FAM

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

JFC

We fucking came through....FAM!!!

FAM

Danny is always open

FuenteForPresident2020

Nah

Fuente for assistant dog catcher in Montgomery County...FAM!

FAM!

Not the bagman VT deserves, but the bagman VT needs right now.

Fuck

Yeah

Loved the fight the team showed...it wasn't always pretty, but who cares!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

FAM!! No meh thread this week?

That's really more of an ODU/Furman tradition.

I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me.

There is still URI on the schedule

Doesn't count (really). We win by 100 and it doesn't count for bowl Eligibility. We lose doesn't matter either.

I hope we go crazy and just play all kinds back ups and everything just be wide open

We put the K in Kwality

So would we rather be playing ECU this week? No, I'll take the October preseason game.

Yes

We put the K in Kwality

But that means we have to play ECU again.

...getting to use this one twice night...

We put the K in Kwality

Proud of the resiliency and fight in our team today. Lots of questionable calls against us that spurred the comeback and then our offense repsonds to score 2 tds in the 4th quarter while the defense plays tough (albeit prevent)

Danny is always open

I can forgive the long TD to Miami, guys were there...need to make that play though.

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

FAM! We a football school again!

CMY!

BALLS!

I found TKP after two rails from TOTS then walking back to my apartment and re-watching the 2012 Sugar Bowl. I woke up the next day with this username.

They let a Miami fan run the clock and we STILL pulled it out.

Muck Fiami. FAM!

OUR PULL OUT GAME IS STRONGER WITH A HOOKER

You definitely better wrap it up and pull it out when you're playing with a Hooker.

I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me.

FAM!

Hooker is #1!

As we won this game with the clock showing 00:00 twice, can we count it twice for our bowl eligibility?

/s

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

No. You can only count one double-win per decade.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Better save it for late November...

I am assuming we'll pull one off against UVA.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

^^^ our entire ream after a TD

HOKIES!!!!!!!!

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

FAAAAM! Almost had a nervous breakdown during the end but we did it! Wooooo!

Long time listener...first time poster

OMG!!!! I was freaking out. I was clenching my hands so hard that my hands turned purple..... Like I said in the Fam thread I posted HokieEnginerd and I were so loud that we made our dog go poof...

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

One of our dogs is suuuper emotionally sensitive so we have to try and moderate our yelling during games otherwise the poor guy loses his shit

Long time listener...first time poster

Oh the dog in my picture was super exciting and jump around with me from the Hazelton pass to the McClease TD.

Our dog is a total spazz (she is a rescue and while she has mellowed out considerably she still freaks easily). Usually she goes upstairs and hides with our daughter, but our daughter is at a friend's birthday party tonight. Dog came down to investigate to make sure we were ok and then she was on the couch and then we scored and she disappered.

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Everybody is FAM tonight!

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Except for Hoos

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

The Miami hurricanes have been down graded to a tropical storm.

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Tropical Drunk.

Hill can SUCK IT FAM!!!

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

FUCCCCKKKKKK IT WE WON!!!!!!!!

The taste is so divine
A chemical come alive
Welcome to your vice
Good luck with life
'Cause you can't
You can't
You can't kill me that easily

Forgot what it feels like to win against a decent team. Fam! It feels good!

H_O_K_I_E_S-HOKIES!

Proud Member Of The Key Play Community Since January 2012.

Hey FAM...

We aren't last in the coastal anymore!

FAM!!!

So many fam threads tho!!!

Let's Go

HOKIES

Looks way better fully dipped

Chick Patty w/ Cheese

I dunno what I just watched.

Go "Hook"ies ?

"Nooooooooooo!"
~What happened?
"James Franklin to Virginia Tech...."
~Fuck me......*sigh*
"Oh my God.... They're gonna take all our recruits... like WTF bro...."
~*squints eyes in disbelief*

Just bought a TKP hat FAM

Just got my TKP hat, FAM! So nice!

2026 Season Challenge: TBD
Previous Challenges: Star Wars (2019), Marvel (2020), Batman (2021), Wrasslin' (2022)

Way to follow through

That's all 4 with this image

Because love or hate the events of the game, we won, fuck the noise, for tonight at least

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Hey FAM good win!

BEEN MISSING MY FAMMMMM

Fuck Stalone - he went to da U!

MOTHERFUCKING FAAAAAAM!
Even at a going away party for a friend leaving to work at NASA I tried to watch as much as I can and got to see the last minute.
Fuck Miami and their ghetto ass chain and rings.

"Oi! What's a Horkie"
"I am ya Grot!"

"Horkies were made for two fings foighten' and winnen'" - Horkie Warboss

"That Gritty git doesn't exactly look like a Horkie, but by Gork and Mork it acts like one!"-Random Horkie Boy

What chain, I didn't see any chain.

You mean you never saw it out of the case. ESPN seemed showed it every other 5 minutes. What a bunch of homers.

Which NASA center?

Virginia, he'll be living in Hampton. NC State fan though.

"Oi! What's a Horkie"
"I am ya Grot!"

"Horkies were made for two fings foighten' and winnen'" - Horkie Warboss

"That Gritty git doesn't exactly look like a Horkie, but by Gork and Mork it acts like one!"-Random Horkie Boy

Also, agreed, fuck the chain and rings. The only favor ESPN did is was show that stupid fucking case a million times, which only highlighted it not being used today

Hookhookhookhookhookhook FAM

Five Miami Fam threads?

Lotta drinking...

You will see this game, this upset and this sign next on ESPN Sportscenter. Virginia Tech 31 Miami 7

His decision was made after a phone call with longtime Virginia Tech assistant coach Bud Foster. All Foster told him was, "We win. They don't."

I don't know what a Hokie is, but God is one of them!

Suck it Trevon Hill
FAM

You always score with a Hooker! FAM

I'm going to eat heavily! FAM

I'm going to drink heavily! FAM

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

IT ENDED UP FEELING LIKE MAIMI WEEK!!!

FAM!!

Amen!

fam!

FAM!

And to Trevon Hill:

Let's hope coming into Miami week like a garbage team and pulling the upset works like it did in 1995. Let's go with the season-changing victory.

Suddenly the RI game looks winnable. He he.

There's a lot of differences with the two teams, but I support this idea 800%.

Fuck thinking about past or future games, we beat miami and thats a goddamn win.

Trevon Hill can eat one FAM

I would root for the Russians before I would root for Virginia.

Hill denied by Hooker.

We put the K in Kwality

So do we now root for Da U against UVa next week? I say yes...cause Fuck UVa

Ehhhhh no. Cause fuck miami more

The taste is so divine
A chemical come alive
Welcome to your vice
Good luck with life
'Cause you can't
You can't
You can't kill me that easily

No. We pull for the giant meteor.

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

It doesn't even have to be that big of a meteor... Something the size of a basketball would be big enough to level the field and leave the fans unharmed.

"Nooooooooooo!"
~What happened?
"James Franklin to Virginia Tech...."
~Fuck me......*sigh*
"Oh my God.... They're gonna take all our recruits... like WTF bro...."
~*squints eyes in disbelief*

It could take out the 1 fan.

We put the K in Kwality

GET THAT GRASS YO!!! PUT IT IN THE LUNCHPAIL!!!

Let's Go

HOKIES

We Bak FAM!

If each FAM thread represents a Miami Turnover, this is Jarren Williams INT #2

"Nooooooooooo!"
~What happened?
"James Franklin to Virginia Tech...."
~Fuck me......*sigh*
"Oh my God.... They're gonna take all our recruits... like WTF bro...."
~*squints eyes in disbelief*

Fam!!

Friends don't let friends go to LOLUVA

Morning after FAM!

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

FAM

Mitch (2)

Hooker leaves Miami fans with bad taste in the their mouth.

We put the K in Kwality