But when you argue with him about it he insists you "think" you are right because it is connected to the mainland by roads which he then goes on to explain how the original spelling of the word road evolved from back when the mayflower landed at Rhode Island.
He then slaps you for arguing where the Mayflower first landed and corrects you, stating that the Mayflower stopped at Rhode Island first obviously because they were traveling straight North from Miami and Rhode Island is South of Massachusetts. When you ask "Miami?!? WTF???" he snidely responds "How else do we get the saying: 7 pm showers (everyday in Miami(only useful piece of info from the game Saturday)) bring Mayflowers?" and walks away.
You are left in shambles, crying on the ground, wondering if everything you learned growing up was all a lie. Jim knows what he did to you and he would do it all again without a second thought.
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Jim Fleming is not worried about their game against the Hokies because Hooker is a bust, Fuentez has lost the team, and Bud Foster is phoning it in this season.
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Jim Fleming introduces himself at "Fleming. Jim Fleming. Oh, I guess you don't get it..."
Jim Fleming stops short at a red light, waves you in when you are trying to leave the parking lot, then guns it to cut you off when the light turns green, moving up 15' so you can't get into the line of traffic.
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Jim Fleming encouraged GM to design their vehicles so the reverse lights turn on when the car is locked or unlocked. This has never confused the hell out of anyone who was searching for a parking spot in a packed lot.
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Jim Fleming walks into every Monday morning team meeting and mutters "My wife says I'm the cheapest man in the world. I'm not buying it"...and as he hears a couple of coughs shakes his head and mutters "ahh 13-43" under his breath
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Listen guys. Jim Fleming is a complete dingus. His eating habits are the grossest, and when he drives his car, he does many things that are very irritating to say the least.
He even thinks that the school he works for is called Row Dial Andoille Never City I MEAN COME ON!
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Jim Fleming doesn't even register on my radar. He's just a guy who coaches a team that has a minuscule chance of mattering to our season (and even then only negatively). He is just a speed bump...no, not even a speed bump...he's one of those slow down strips on our way to our next ACC win against UNCHeat.
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LOL. I got no hatin yet but I just did a coffee spit take at my desk. Nicely done.
Who is Jim Fleming?
Greatest gif ever
Jim Fleming orders a tenderloin well done at Ruth's Chris and then asks for A1
Then he says that may be spicy, bring me some Hunts ketchup.
Jim Fleming thinks the state of Rhode Island is an island.
But when you argue with him about it he insists you "think" you are right because it is connected to the mainland by roads which he then goes on to explain how the original spelling of the word road evolved from back when the mayflower landed at Rhode Island.
He then slaps you for arguing where the Mayflower first landed and corrects you, stating that the Mayflower stopped at Rhode Island first obviously because they were traveling straight North from Miami and Rhode Island is South of Massachusetts. When you ask "Miami?!? WTF???" he snidely responds "How else do we get the saying: 7 pm showers (everyday in Miami(only useful piece of info from the game Saturday)) bring Mayflowers?" and walks away.
You are left in shambles, crying on the ground, wondering if everything you learned growing up was all a lie. Jim knows what he did to you and he would do it all again without a second thought.
Who?
Jim Fleming is not worried about their game against the Hokies because Hooker is a bust, Fuentez has lost the team, and Bud Foster is phoning it in this season.
Jim Fleming eats his steaks well done with ketchup.
Drink? Drink!
Jim Fleming shakes your hand while hacking a big goober and says "Excuse me I'm Fleming"
*Criminally underlegged dad joke!!!*
why? he is such a Nice guy....wait a minute who is Jim Fleming?
Did he ever appear on ESPN? If not this will be his first Appearance and he might be seating buckets
He might also be sweating chairs.
Jim Fleming introduces himself at "Fleming. Jim Fleming. Oh, I guess you don't get it..."
Jim Fleming stops short at a red light, waves you in when you are trying to leave the parking lot, then guns it to cut you off when the light turns green, moving up 15' so you can't get into the line of traffic.
I can't help but notice that Rhode Island athletics site is gorhody.com and their app for live coverages is called 'front row'
I feel like this school is just one big innuendo.
https://www.gorhody.com/frontrow
pronounced "gore hodee"
Jim Fleming gets in his car in a crowded parking lot, starts it up, and then sits in the parking spot talking to his mom.
Jim Fleming encouraged GM to design their vehicles so the reverse lights turn on when the car is locked or unlocked. This has never confused the hell out of anyone who was searching for a parking spot in a packed lot.
Jim Fleming's Record at RI is 13-43
Jim Fleming puts ketchup on his lobster roll, and insists a hot dog bun is the ideal way to serve it in
Jim Fleming brings small children to midnight showings of R-rated movies.
Jim Fleming reduces his speed by 20 mph on the interstate the first sign of rain.
While staying in the left lane, to ensure your safety as well.
Both of these together...
Flim Jeming.
Jim Fleming puts mayo on his meatball sub.
This made me gag.
I've seen it at Subway a couple of times in the past and had to stifle my urge to fight the person making said request.
I imagine this is something french eats.
Shots fired.
Jim Fleming thinks TV announcers should be partial to one team and high five each other in the booth when that team converts on a lucky play.
Jim Fleming actually enjoys Candy Corn.
But really loves the circus peanuts!
Jim Fleming wishes he was part of the 2017 UCF national championship* team.
😑
Jim Fleming pulls up close behind you on the interstate and when you move to the right lane, rides in your blind spot for ten miles.
Don't you know that the rules have changed and the right lane is now the passing lane?
Jim Fleming insists that the Spanish dance is called the "Flemingco" and that his ancestor invented it. He will fight you
Jim Fleming parks his car directly over the line taking up two spots.
Jim Fleming thinks that Sheetz subs are better than Wawa hoagies
Let's not get sidetracked here, folks.
I can't comment specifically on Sheetz subs vs Wawa hoagies but Sheetz >> WaWa.
When JIm Fleming is asked if he coaches at Rhode Island he replies with, "That was yesterday. Today I coach Ride Island."
Whenever somebody asks Jim Fleming how his flight was, he responds with a couple of shrugs-
"I rode. I land."
Jim Fleming pronounces the "L" in "salmon."
But not the "g" in Fleming.
Jim "The Phlegm" Fleming
Jim Fleming spells it Road Eye Land.
Jim Fleming thinks this is a buffet and refuses to use the cocktail stick.
It was Jim Fleming's idea for Chick-fil-a to close on Sundays
Jim Fleming walks into every Monday morning team meeting and mutters "My wife says I'm the cheapest man in the world. I'm not buying it"...and as he hears a couple of coughs shakes his head and mutters "ahh 13-43" under his breath
Jim Fleming doesn't realize Rhode Island is neither a road or an island.
Jim Fleming likes to tell people every player on his team is a Rhode Scholar
This might be my favorite one so far....
Except the ones asking who he is. Because who tf is he?
If Kirby Smart and Mark Richt had a child.... it would be Jim.
Jim Fleming has never seen a hail mary live
Jim Fleming can't even take the browns to the superbowl
Jim Fleming can't inspire a good Hatin' On......
Jim Fleming stops short at 4 way stop signs so he can go first.
Jim Fleming orders a Diet Coke with his Big Mac meal because its a healthy choice
Jim Fleming is dressing up as The Joker for Halloween
Jim Fleming is the one team member who refuses to work on Saturdays, no matter how big the meeting
Jim Fleming is going to implement the triple option on Saturday to give him a chance of beating the hokies...
Listen guys. Jim Fleming is a complete dingus. His eating habits are the grossest, and when he drives his car, he does many things that are very irritating to say the least.
He even thinks that the school he works for is called Row Dial Andoille Never City I MEAN COME ON!
Jim Fleming thinks Pat Narduzzi is the most rational coach in football
I think they go fishing together...use corn as bait and hope for a few nibbles.
His favorite steak is FLEMING on....
Jim Fleming doesn't even register on my radar. He's just a guy who coaches a team that has a minuscule chance of mattering to our season (and even then only negatively). He is just a speed bump...no, not even a speed bump...he's one of those slow down strips on our way to our next ACC win against UNCHeat.