GAMBLING LINES 2019: WEEK 9

I went 4-3 last week. Unfortunately, I doubled up my bet on Wake (-3) so the whole weekend was a wash. Who would have thought that Miami would keep GT from going unwinfeated? Not me, that's for sure. Don't bet, kids.

Anyway, on to this week's lines.

• Purdue (-10): At the beginning of the season, this was seen as the pillowfight of the year in the B1G west. Now that we're here, they're both sitting at one conference win: Purdue has only managed to beat Maryland and Illinois has only managed to beat...ok, so they beat undefeated Wisconsin and that's not nothing. Still, I'm calling an ECU level regression for Illinois.
• LOLUVa (-3): This is a hilarious line. Mostly because it means noone is taking LOLUVa seriously despite their sitting atop their division. I'd love to see the wahoos fall harder than cavman, but I don't see it happening. They just embarrassed a good duke team and I don't see them letting up against their cross divisional "rival."
• USCe (-5): Tennessee had their SEC win. We now return you to your regularly scheduled embarrassing loss, soon to be in progress.
• UNCHeat (-4): Transitive property says that Duke blows out UNCHeat. But then that same Duke team just shat the bed against LOLUVa last week and UNCHeat will be looking for a bounce back win. Or they are emotionally spent from last weekend and lose to us twice. I honestly have no idea, but I'm taking the heels and hoping that they put us back in the driver's seat for the coastal.

^{As always, please do not take my ramblings as legitimate gambling advice. You will lose your shirt and anything else you're foolish enough to bet based on my idiocy.
Lines may change over the course of the week. I also may have made errors copying them. Always triple check when money is at stake
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