The last time we went soft on a coach in Hatin' On, his team stomped our ass into the ground to a tune of 45-10.
Fortunately this week our Hokies play a team coached by Brian Kelly, whose name still anagrams to Kill Nearby.
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Brian Kelly killed a kid
Brian Kelly would have put a kid in a scissor lift in hurricane force winds to get that apple for him.
this is really the only thing that needs to be said here
the cfp committee needs to force them to shit or get off the pot; essentially lock them out unless they join a conference. and i don't want them in the acc either, take their ass to the big 10.
Brian and Brick both have something in common, they killed a guy
Brian Kelly thinks he is above safety for his players and staff. Also, Brian Kelly thinks that ND should get into the CFP as a 1 loss team over teams who are undefeated because it's ND.
Brian Kelly doesn't realize he'll be a 3 loss team come next monday.
...because non-conference games are exhibition games.
So... ND's entire schedule is exhibition games.
FTFY.
Most delusional fan base on the planet! Guy in the office next to me (who is wearing a ND jersey just to piss me off) thinks: 1) Urban Meyer will be their coach next year, 2) UVA will win the Coastal because they played ND close, 3) GA and UM are going to win out, because (you guessed it). My only consolation is that he gave me VT +21 for $20 this weekend.
Holy crap. Is he accepting bets from other people? I'll put down a hundy on that.
I will also bet this.
barring us fumbling the ball, if we come out with the same game plan as 2nd half UNC, Notre Dame might not get more than 6 offensive possessions. I'd put a lot down on that +21.
So is homeboy going to pay up or what?
Brian Kelly has two first names in his name
And one's a GIRLS name
Brian Kelly washes dishes using cold water.
Brutal
I don't usually participate in hatin' on threads, but in this case, I'll make an exception.
Brian Kelly is not a very good person.
Brian Kelly goes to a steakhouse and orders a hotdog with no chili and no bun.
and the one time he actually bought a steak he put ketchup on it.
And ordered it well done.
You will find no terms such as "Occupational Health and Safety" in Brian Kelly's lexicon.
Brian Kelly has goals.
Brian Kelly put his mom in a home, but he kept her Handicap parking placard.
He never visits or calls her.
Brian Kelly's workout playlist is Cotton Eye Joe on repeat.
Probably explains why Brian Kelly can sit on his own head
Brian Kelly's workout playlist is the NFL Primetime highlight music from ESPN.
This is supposed to be Hatin' On.
Brian Kelly has mandated that every one at ND takes a safety training course, except him, because "Executives dont have to follow rules, they make the rules".
Brian Kelley believes ND has financial and statistical disadvantages to other teams.
Brian Kelley actually steals candy from babies
Brian Kelly was Manti T'oe girlfriend
Brian Kelly leaves the water running while brushing his teeth. And squeezes from the front of the tube, not the middle or the far end. And doesn't rinse out the sink afterwards, which is weird because he left the water running the entire time anyway. And then wipes his mouth on the guest hand towel every day.
I feel attacked.
Me too, brother. Me too.
Brian Kelly likes his coffee served at room temperature.
He's a Monster!!!
Brian Kelly...what a joke!
Like many Notre Dame fans, Brian was always a fan...even though he never attended, no one in his family attended...and countless other colleges were geographically closer to his hometown.
Brian Kelly occasionally uses the alias Kelly Bryant
Brian Kelly's staff hid a spinal stenosis diagnosis from one of their starting lineman a few years ago.
I wonder if this case was resolved or still ongoing. Settled perhaps?
Brian "Fuzzball" Kelly, My Lord, I can picture him like yesterday riding our school bus that pudgy little 4rth grader with round face and flat top hair cut. He had such a bad temper and always with that angry scowl on his face. I can not count the times I found myself gently stroking the top of his head and saying calm the hell down Fuzzball, calm the hell down.
Brian Kelly maintains he is cousins with R-Kelly and they both have the same taste in women
Yikes
r/cursedcomments
Brian Kelly doesn't move over for emergency vehicles even when there is no one in the left lane.
DJ Durkin showed up on Brian Kelly's colonoscopy.
Brian Kelley hasn't scoted Quincy Patterson yet
Brian Kelly gets shitfaced drinking O'Douls
Brian Kelly orders his beer on the rocks.
Brian Kelly screws up your kid's Lifetouch school photo order.
Lifetouch screws up your kid's Lifetouch order so.... Brian Kelly works for Lifetouch?
Brian Kelly really believes Ian Book is the 2nd coming of Joe Montana.
This article looks more stupid every week.
Brian Kelly starts a conversation with you about bands. When you ask him what bands he's into, he just says, "You probably never heard of them."
Brian Kelly's favorite band is Nickleback.
Have a leg for a Nickleback sucks reference.
Brian Kelly enjoys colorectal screenings so much he has it done monthly.
Brian Kelly sends you email scams demanding you send him bit coin.
Brian Kelly has freakishly short arms (sorry, not really a video)
Brian Kelly posts pictures that look like video's in Hatin' On threads so that people will click them
better?
Eskimo DNA what an absolutely beautiful Ancestry.com story.
"One" time.....riiiiiight. There's a reason he gets month colorectal screenings as dragone posted.
That's not where he stuck it.
Brian Kelly looks like he smells like fish food.
Brian Kelly asks mediocre QBs to throw the ball 25 times in a monsoon.
Brian Kelly tells recruits his favorite soft drink is Mellow Yellow because it reminds him of his softer side. He also tells them he can operate the new soda machine at Burger King but he is lying and always has to get help from complete strangers to push the onscreen buttons.
There's definitely some similarities
Brian Kelly takes his shirt off to fight but leaves his sunglasses on.
Ferda.
I love that scene
F**king embarassing
What is this movie?
It's a youtube series called Letterkenny Problems, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozDDYcyrCNE not the exact episode those gifs are from but it's still hilarious.
huh, I didn't realize it started on youtube... It's now a full-fledged show on hulu, but I think it actually works better as youtube shorts
Be forewarned, not for kids. Or those with sensitive ears.
Brian Kelly does not know where the name of the Hail Mary play came from.
And the irony of that fact is indeed lost on him
Brian Kelly didn't do dick to improve the ACC's shitty TV package
Brian Kelly's mom wishes she'd had a Gene.
Brian Kelly eats a gourmet breakfast before getting stomped by Michigan and Virginia Tech
It doesn't have to be gourmet...
Brian Kelly pronounces Catholic "cat-lick"
Brian Kelly thinks Rudy wasn't offsides.
Brian Kelly takes a dump in your toilet tank at parties. He thinks it's hilarious.
Leg for an Upper Deck reference.
Brian Kelly gingerly walked into the coaches meeting on Monday and muttered "Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night."...as he heard a few chuckles he then he kicked a baby
Brian Kelly breaks into other coaches' houses and drags their Christmas trees to the curb.
The week before signing day.
Brian Kelly goes to Cheesecake Factory every Wednesday Night alone. He requests a booth and makes the same order.....one slice of The Original......
Brian Kelly is planning to wear his "sexy leprechaun" suit for Halloween.
No photos. Use your imagination.
Brian Kelly eats pizza with a knife and fork
You mean you don't?
This is Brian Kelly's "O-face" when Mrs. Kelly pops a finger in his b-hole.
Leg for the signature.
Brian Kelly ate the gum even though Willy Wonka told him not to.
Brian Kelly plays ball... LIKE A GIRL!!!
Brain Kelly is more overrated than the team he coaches.
I liked him better in his role as Bob the Tomato.
Brain Kelly says "Appalaaaachia" instead of Appalatchia.
Brian Kelly smells like mothballs and astroglide
Brian Kelly finds it odd that Justin Fuente doesn't dress up like a turkey for game days. He thinks all coaches are supposed to show up as their mascots. Accordingly, he dutifully plays he part of intoxicated, short tempered Irishman on the sidelines.
Brian Kelly tells people he used to have a cousin in show business. Her name is Regis-Ann.
Brian Kelly isn't worried because he hears we're starting our 3rd string quarterback.
Brian Kelly drops the soap on purpose
Brian Kelly comes over to your house to watch a night game, gets stupid drunk and yells obscenities at the TV all game, and then passes out on your couch. At some time in the night he pisses himself, wakes up, sneaks out the back door without cleaning up, and then acts like it never happened.
Brain Kelly has come a long way from almost shooting his eye out with a red ryder bb gun
krian belly
Brian Kelly doesn't realize that his best players were wearing stripes on Saturday.
Brian Kelly gives the Refs a half time speech because "Everyone working for me needs motivation"