Get those aluminum poles out of the crawl space
Prepare for the feats of strength
And use this thread to air out your grievances
A FESTIVITUS FOR THE REST OF US!
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I have a grievance that the Cup isn't in Blacksburg this holiday season.
Really looking to Christmas dinner with the In Laws family. I know of 1 really obnoxious UVA fan and guess who is hosting it....I might have to not drink any alcohol at this one to keep my wits about me
I don't think there exists a server large enough for the airing of grievances of 2019.
It was not the best of years.
2018 was pretty shitty. I said on New Year's that it couldn't get any worse. I would say that someone held 2019's beer as it proved me incredibly dumb, but the way this year has gone, I am convinced that it has a keg strapped to its back and someone has been doing midair refueling all through the year. Approaching 2020 with cautious optimism.
I'll settle for not losing close friends, pets or family members, but at my age, I might as well be shooting for the stars. I'm nearly at the point of a Slaid Cleaves song..."Just give me one good year."
I may not have the years, but I feel you, brother. I hate that I was too sick to make Karen's memorial and meet you. Hopefully, that missed meeting will be something the new year brings. Granted, under better circumstances.
I don't have any grievances.
So, just to participate:
Welcome, newcomers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people and now you're gonna hear about it.
Fuck UVa.
This should be easy. We've been practicing on TKP all year.
I don't like when people try to win an argument on TKP, especially when it enters more than one thread or goes on for more than a week.
TKP.
Where nobody has ever changed their minds about anything, ever.
Of course that may well be true of the internet as a whole.
Or these days, the world as a whole. People can always just find the subset of facts that support their perspective, and ignore the rest.
I know, right? The closest we've come is Lawson might transfer but he can't make up his mind about changing his mind.
I'm in a bowl pool. I didn't pick Liberty and they won. Screw them.
I went through all this trouble of setting up a bowl pool at work and I'm pretty much out of the running after this weekend. Only hit on Buffalo and App State for a total of 68 points. All the misses totaled to 96. The current leader only dropped 10 points this weekend. FML
Y'all complain about the refs and the announcers every goddamn game acting like they purposely hate us. College refs suck, announcers have talking points usually favoring the home team. Shut up and enjoy the game.
We get calls that they wouldn't call on other teams especially in ACC play AND ESPECIALLY IN THAT NOTRE DAME GAME
ESPECIALLY THE NOTRE DAME GAME
I ran the numbers on this for reddit and the results were pretty sobering.
In the last five years we've had a lot of penalties called on our opponents.
Many of the big teams we think get all the calls are actually getting the least penalties called on their opponents.
THANK YOU
That's because our opponents are a bunch of dirty cheaters, of course. Every penalty they get is appropriate and every one against us is bull!
An additional next step is to make it about the penalties that AREN'T called.
Fuck Jason Garrett. Dak Prescott is trash too.
I always thought Jerod Evans => Dak Prescott, and Jerod was >> Trubisky without a doubt.
What Dak Prescott really needs is a competent QB coach to sit him down and tell him that the stupid hip flex thing he does doesn't make him immune to physics. He hasn't unlocked some secret QB hack by focusing on his hips and not his footwork. Poor footwork = inaccurate QB. Always has, always will. No amount of hip flexion is going to fix a poor platform. Until he gets a coach that gets him to work on his footwork he will never get better than he is right now.
That, and maybe stop asking Dak to throw the ball twice as often as you decide to give the ball to one of the best, and most highly paid, RBs in the league each game.
FWIW I'm not a Cowboys fan. I just don't like watching dumb football.
The NCAA treating some schools differently than others when it comes to violations, punishments, player eligibility, or anything else they can get their greedy, self-serving hooks into.
FTFY.
The bowl games!
MEH.
Bring on the spring scrimmages!
No, I need to see Klemp$on lose so that the Sakerlina wing of my family will finally shutup and sulk for an off-season. Already planning my private schadenfreude celebration.
Bowl game! Meh! Bah humbug.
Don't like it? Don't watch. There'll just be more for the rest of us to enjoy. Right?
Duh, what do you think I am not doing?
Nah, I got it. Was just joking about there being more for the rest of us to watch if you aren't. That is how that works, right? I must admit, though, I can't really imagine myself not watching a Hokie football game, unless under extreme duress.
TBH, I lost interest in bowl games over the past several years. Just from football fatigue I guess.
seinfeld is for boomers
My Gen-Y son loves Seinfeld and can outquote me with ease.
Ummm, boomer here. Seinfeld was mildly amusing and I've seen several episodes, but it was never on my A list. Maybe the younger boomers, but not here.
If you serially downvote someone on the other side of a disagreement as you you're a Newman.