Excuse me, I have an extremely important announcement to make

This is a huge accomplishment. We have a brand new member of the 100k leg club!

hokie07ME, welcome to the most elite of organizations on the interwebs. Your achievement should shine as a beacon to others. It's my honor to welcome you to this elite fraternity of commenters.

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Congrats! Looks like Hokie Fireman is next!

What's the conversion to stanley nickels?

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Oh awkward, I guess I walked in on a circlejerk on accident haha.

@hokie_rd

I now have an equally important announcement to make:

Pee pee poo poo

That is all.

hokiemacgruber????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Let's Go

HOKIES

Woke up my wife laughing at this.

Touchdown Tech!!!

elite fraternity of commenters.

VT hates fraternities. Especially the elite ones. Sanctions coming soon

You will see this game, this upset and this sign next on ESPN Sportscenter. Virginia Tech 31 Miami 7

His decision was made after a phone call with longtime Virginia Tech assistant coach Bud Foster. All Foster told him was, "We win. They don't."

Truth

VT '10--US Citizen; (804) Virginian By Birth; (979) Texan By the Grace of God.

Rick Monday... You Made a Great Play...

I also root for: The Keydets, Army, TexAggies, NY Giants, NY Rangers, ATL Braves, and SA Brahmas

would you look at that...

shout out to gobble gobble chumps who noticed it a bit ago

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darn tooting i did

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

If I am able to maintain my current pace, I'll be there in 18 years!

...and unemployed
...and divorced
...and dead from alcoholism
...and a virtual presence

We put the K in Kwality

Based on the averages it looks like we can plan on mid-July for the next celebration
[full res]

don't show my boss

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Who is "'11 and '12 Hokie" with thier 4.4 million turkey legs?

Big doggin

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

thats an issue with the visualization that I haven't bothered to correct. Its supposed to pull up the details on the highlighted individual in either of the bar charts, when selected. When it isn't, it just summarizes all data and reports the first user in alphabetical order... in other words, i'm lazy.

I thought it meant I was in trouble or getting kicked off the site cuz i know for sure I should not be on this list... I will enjoy my moment of undeserved glory immensely

Hokie Club member since 2017, TriumphNIL subscriber since 2023

Football school, Women’s basketball school

Gobble Till You Wobble

Enjoying the waning days of being able to call myself a top 5 poster.

I think my leg per post ratio is still pretty skrong though.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Your TOP has gone to shit!

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

Yeah, but did he tell the 90K club he was interviewing?

-10 for everyone for talking about turkey legs. Damit that's me too.

"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it." - K

I'm in the top 150, that's about where our running game is as well...

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ #YNWA

Looks like I need to up my post count each day to get to a 20 legs per day average so I can join the 100k club in 11 years.

Yeesh, I am a lot farther away from 100K than I thought.

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

I dont even want 100k legs... just one plaid post.

You heard it guys...let's downvote him to BooHoo plaid! /s

Haha, I would take that too.

*monkey paw curls*

I didn't readanything but I assume this is because I made the top 100!

and I thought being in position 69 was cool!!!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Actually, I'm going to be asking for a leg decrease.

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

*everything below the knee disappears on wasknick's body*

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

In the words of David Feherty

But add a penny and you'd have 1 cent!

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

That rest of us Turkey-leg challenged posters...

There's always a lighthouse. There's always a man. There's always a city.

#Let's Go - Hokies

Did anyone else immediately think that Shout was going to start playing?

Is that an argyle background on the 100,000 banner you posted? Did you even have to go to a design class?

Maybe his true colors are coming out. He is from North Carolina.

They're tessellated turkey legs!

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Supposed to be 100k turkey legs in a pattern. But I didn't realize how large that file would actually be. I think the above pattern probably only has around 5k behind it.

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

I'll accept this explanation, but I'm keeping an eye on you

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

At my pace, it will take me another 18 years before I hit the thousand century mark.

Teach me your ways

"These people are losing their minds" - Mike Patrick

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Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..