Tis the (off)season for shitposting and here is one. I'll leave the form open until Sunday night and then tally up the votes below.
Instructions are included for each position group.
Having only found one qualifying name, First Team All-Name Punter will be George Georgopoulos of UMASS
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That was enjoyable. Thanks!
Jack Coldiron?!
When you have a chance to get Christian Archangel and Divine Deablo together you have to pull that trigger
Shitta Sillah had me cracking up! Are you for real?
One of those deals where the parents wanted to name him based on where he was born probably
I'm gonna be pissed if Jaeger Bull's middle name is not Red
Had to look up Q' Drennan to find out what is going on and if this was a McLovin sorta deal.
So this begs the questions:
How many apostrophe's is too many in one persons name?
Does Q' pronounce his name Qpostrophe?
And most importantly, can he have full possession of the football if his name cannot be possessive?
Thanks, that was fun.
If y'all don't vote for Buck Coors I swear to god...
idk man, Juwan Pass is too perfect for a qb
After all I've done?! Downvote lol
Don't tell me what to do :::snaps fingers:::
I didnt down vote. But my point still stands.
Years back when I told my dad that the Texas Longhorns' QB was named Colt McCoy he didn't believe me. Seriously thought I was making it up because it was too fitting to be true.
They are all pronounced 'Kevin"
I introduce a motion that we force 07hokie to do this every year. What say you all?
Smoke Monday and Bumper Pool? Seroiusly...is this the Key and Peele Cartoons Plural skit?
That was another one that got me. Bumper Pool?!
How the fuck is Dazlin Worsham not a Hokie?
If you're going to do the double name you might as well commit to it.
Comes in 2nd place to our very own George George.
Oh, the irony! It hurts.
In the event of a tie, I am going to ask Joe to cast the tiebreaking vote for placements.
I think you should try to get the players to write why their name deserves to be on the all name team and then let TKP vote based on those responses.
I dont know how to accomplish that because DON'T TWEET AT PLAYERS, its creepy.
I don't tweet at croot nor players.
I once commented on FB that one of our linemen back in the mid-late aughts was standing still while our quarterback (Glennon) was being used as a tackling dummy, which was why our offense was struggling so much. Somehow it got to him and he said I should get out there and try to do better. I replied I wasn't a Div 1 scholar athlete but still knew it helps to at least lay a hand on the guy trying to kill your quarterback, and yes, I do think he is in that picture (although I can't find it)
that QB for UCLA is such a Yankoff
Parker Titsworth? I don't even know her!!
Can't wait to do this when the class of 2022 gets to campus and see what kind of competition Dacoldest Toevadoit Crawford has
A sad day on the All-Name Team.
Evan Rambo has retired from football.
All time sports names
Peter Jurkin (played at Indiana and ETSU hoops)
Jim Bob Cooter (actually saw him play in a Vols spring game)
Danger Fourpence (soccer)
Sonny Sixkiller (legendary Pac 10 QB)
Ruben Boumtje-Boumtje (Boomjay Boomjay NCAAMB)
Miroslav Satan (hockey)
I'd add our own George George.
I'd like to put the cherry on top of your all-time sport name sundae with:
Dick Trickle
So what's the all time worst names list?
OT: Guy Whimper
K: Chris Blewitt
???
Edit:
RB: Roosevelt Leaks
WR: Kenny Stills
DL: Leonard Little
DL: Justin Tuck
LB: Jessie Tuggle
QB Kenny Pickett
Baseball: P Grant Balfour
So Pitt gets all the worst names
I didn't make the rule, but I am completely in favor of it.
Joe I need tiebreakers:
LB: Dax Hollifield vs Kila Kamakawiwo'ole
TE: Maverick Wolfley vs Jack Coldiron vs Max Thrower
LB: Jhet Burkhart vs Evan Rambo
Does anyone know how to get ahold of Joe?
have you tried
joe (at) thekeyplay (dot) com