TKP NCAA All-Name Team 2020

Tis the (off)season for shitposting and here is one. I'll leave the form open until Sunday night and then tally up the votes below.

Google Form to Vote

Instructions are included for each position group.

Having only found one qualifying name, First Team All-Name Punter will be George Georgopoulos of UMASS

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That was enjoyable. Thanks!

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

Jack Coldiron?!

When you have a chance to get Christian Archangel and Divine Deablo together you have to pull that trigger

Shitta Sillah had me cracking up! Are you for real?

One of those deals where the parents wanted to name him based on where he was born probably

I'm gonna be pissed if Jaeger Bull's middle name is not Red

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

Had to look up Q' Drennan to find out what is going on and if this was a McLovin sorta deal.

Full name is Q' D'Angelo Drennan ... has four brothers, Jason, Romeo, Sir'Christopher and Cae'sar

So this begs the questions:
How many apostrophe's is too many in one persons name?
Does Q' pronounce his name Qpostrophe?
And most importantly, can he have full possession of the football if his name cannot be possessive?

Thanks, that was fun.

If y'all don't vote for Buck Coors I swear to god...

idk man, Juwan Pass is too perfect for a qb

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

After all I've done?! Downvote lol

Don't tell me what to do :::snaps fingers:::

I didnt down vote. But my point still stands.

Years back when I told my dad that the Texas Longhorns' QB was named Colt McCoy he didn't believe me. Seriously thought I was making it up because it was too fitting to be true.

They are all pronounced 'Kevin"

I introduce a motion that we force 07hokie to do this every year. What say you all?

Smoke Monday and Bumper Pool? Seroiusly...is this the Key and Peele Cartoons Plural skit?

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

That was another one that got me. Bumper Pool?!

How the fuck is Dazlin Worsham not a Hokie?

"It's always great to beat UVA, that makes us all smarter and better looking for a couple days".

George Georgopoulos

If you're going to do the double name you might as well commit to it.

Gobble Till You Wobble

Comes in 2nd place to our very own George George.

Oh, the irony! It hurts.

In the event of a tie, I am going to ask Joe to cast the tiebreaking vote for placements.

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

I think you should try to get the players to write why their name deserves to be on the all name team and then let TKP vote based on those responses.

I dont know how to accomplish that because DON'T TWEET AT PLAYERS, its creepy.

I don't tweet at croot nor players.

I once commented on FB that one of our linemen back in the mid-late aughts was standing still while our quarterback (Glennon) was being used as a tackling dummy, which was why our offense was struggling so much. Somehow it got to him and he said I should get out there and try to do better. I replied I wasn't a Div 1 scholar athlete but still knew it helps to at least lay a hand on the guy trying to kill your quarterback, and yes, I do think he is in that picture (although I can't find it)

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

that QB for UCLA is such a Yankoff

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Parker Titsworth? I don't even know her!!

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Can't wait to do this when the class of 2022 gets to campus and see what kind of competition Dacoldest Toevadoit Crawford has

I would root for the Russians before I would root for Virginia.

A sad day on the All-Name Team.

Evan Rambo has retired from football.

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

All time sports names

Peter Jurkin (played at Indiana and ETSU hoops)

Jim Bob Cooter (actually saw him play in a Vols spring game)

Danger Fourpence (soccer)

Sonny Sixkiller (legendary Pac 10 QB)

Ruben Boumtje-Boumtje (Boomjay Boomjay NCAAMB)

Miroslav Satan (hockey)

Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

I'd add our own George George.

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

I'd like to put the cherry on top of your all-time sport name sundae with:

Dick Trickle

So what's the all time worst names list?

OT: Guy Whimper
K: Chris Blewitt
???

Edit:
RB: Roosevelt Leaks
WR: Kenny Stills
DL: Leonard Little
DL: Justin Tuck
LB: Jessie Tuggle

QB Kenny Pickett

Baseball: P Grant Balfour

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

So Pitt gets all the worst names

I didn't make the rule, but I am completely in favor of it.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Joe I need tiebreakers:

LB: Dax Hollifield vs Kila Kamakawiwo'ole
TE: Maverick Wolfley vs Jack Coldiron vs Max Thrower
LB: Jhet Burkhart vs Evan Rambo

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Does anyone know how to get ahold of Joe?

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

have you tried
joe (at) thekeyplay (dot) com

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