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I'll start it off...

Anyone remember this play?!?

Besides being an awesome way to end a game-
does anyone remember the significance/controversy of this play?
There's a Turkey Leg in it for you!! ~8)

Happy Thanksgiving and BEAT UVA!!!!

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"The Trip"

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

That was quick... so much for a 'stumper'

GO HOKIES! .... keep the counter tickin!

Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

This shows it better:

Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

West Virginian by birth, Hokie by choice

nice pants! ~8)

Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

The kicker to this is the guy's name.... (and I'm not making this up) Joe Geek.

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

Even that 12th guy for UVA's offense couldn't stop our defense from a pick-6 on this play! Such a UVA-type move. . .

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

This is in my top 3 Hokie memories of all time! The clips from this game never get old.

Touchdown Tech - Bill Roth

Whenever I see the Banks INT clip I always forget that Tech was already ahead at the time. The score & crowd's reaction was just icing on the cake.

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

Saw this on TSL... anyone know what he's referring to or have a link?

"the UVA offensive coordinator said UVA should never lose to Virginia Tech. He especially didnt like his comments about being on both campuses, because thats a shot at the school itself. The whole Tech team has heard the comments, and they are ready to play the game on Saturday.

I think Steve Fairchild said in a radio interview that UVA should never lose recruits to VT.

Shane responded that he was angry at those sentiments.

We may have ourselves a good ol' fashioned coaches brawl on Saturday, boys.

No, he said they should never lose football games to us. I was listening live when he said it.

Beat WVU

Even though I was not at this game, it is by far my favorite UVA/VT game ever. Phenomenal.

Any UVA/VT game where UVA HAS to win to go bowling, and they lose, is fantastic in my book.

What year was it when UVA was doing well, and VT had a few losses, and if UVA won, they would go to the ACCCG, but we beat them? That wasn't 38-0 was it?

38-0 bro

Hokies.

Forgive me, so many years of UVA destruction...it all gets a little confusing in my head which year was which.

Yes it is one difficulty with this rivalry - determining which year we beat them into oblivion is which....
GO HOKIES!

Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

the coastal was on the line in '07 as well.

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

Pretty sure that was Buds sprint down the sideline game.

"War was always here. Before man was, war waited for him. The ultimate trade awaiting its ultimate practitioner.”~~Judge Holden

Yep, the 2007 matchup was pretty awesome. It was essentially a Coastal Division Championship game as VT was ranked #8 in the nation and UVA was #16. Here are the highlights:

this one's for the Commonwealth Cup First and then the ACCCG berth.
GO HOKIES!

Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

This one will always be one of my favorites. :)

T Painted onto UVa-C's field

Virginia Tech would walk right up to you and punch you in the neck. They're just tougher. Cowherd 3:16

You know, come to think of it... the most significant football moments in Charlottesville are of the HOKIES winning in some fashion... GO HOKIES!

Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

Exactly. Hoping to continue the tradition this year!

This further proves the point that we own this stadium. Makes it almost feel like home

Nobody cared who I was until I put on this mask

my UVA material should be ready tomorrow

Hyping up Hokie Nation one video at a time.

I was there in '95 and it was AWESOME. Interesting note on 'The Catch'. Watch the bottom of the formation before the play and Corny White (who Gentry used to say had three lungs) is gassed and tells Holmes to switch positions and run his go route.

BTW- Holmes is still at Tech in the Athletic Dept. If I see him I say- "still a legend"

'Its easy to grin, when your ship comes in, and you've got the stock market beat,
but the man worthwhile, is the man who can smile, when his shorts are too tight in the seat'

I've always thought that someone should make a Weird-Al type song to the tune of Train's "Meet Virginia", but instead "Beat Virginia"...I can't wait to....Beat Virginia. There are a lot more creative minds on here than my own, maybe someone can do it.

“These people are losing their minds. This is beautiful.”

Let's add this to the "NOW That's What I Call The Key PLAY: Vol. 1"

They aint got a team
That can win much at all it seems.
QB throws to the other teams.
They're terrible.

They wont shutup about Jefferson,
drink zimas all night long.
But weve know it all along:
Theyre terrible.
Beat Virginia

It was a catch

Their togas's just a dress, their program is always a mess
If you catch her squealin', the cop coach won't confess
Her team's pitiful, she drinks Zimas all day, glad they're not me, but anyway
She is so preppy , hey
She thinks her old school is beautiful. Beat Virginia

She never scores on weekends, loves powdered wigs and despises
Tech's superior play which Bud Foster exercises
Ain't that beautiful
Beat Virginia

Well she wants to own the cup
Then she thinks about Tech's team
Pulls her white wig back as she screams
I don't really wanna lose again

Her coach is a time cop, wins he just aint got
Her School was founded by TJ, thats all shes got
Well here she is again on her little throne
On the losing end, hates to be alone
She just like to sit at home, and rip on the Coach again

Beat Virginia
Well she wants to win the cup
Then she thinks about Tech's team
Pulls her white wig back as she screams
I don't really wanna lose again

She only drinks Zima on gameday, or sometimes a glass of Chardonnay.
Her choices are quite... unusual
You see her football team is tragic, but her recruiting is magic
And the timeouts of her coach unusual
Beat Virginia I can't wait to
Beat Virginia, yeah e yeah hey hey hey

Well she wants to win the cup and
Then she thinks about Tech's team
Well she wants to live her life
Then she thinks about her life
Pulls her white haired wig back as she screams
I don't really wanna play that team
I, I don't really wanna be Tech's queen
I, I don't really wanna play that team
I, I don't really wanna live this

Very nice! My one complaint - they drink zima all the time, not just at midnight :)

It was a catch

agree but it did not fit into the lyrics

how about
"She only drinks Zima on gameday,
or sometimes a glass of Chardonnay.
Her choices are quite... unusual."

It was a catch

I like that!!! In it goes!

Here in Lynchburg...The Sportsline just wrapped up their 16th annual Va Tech/UVA Song Parody Contest.....I did the Fray's "How To Save a Life".....renamed..."How To Suck Best Right"....I didn't win...."Meet Virginia" would be a great song to do.....

you have my permission to use Beat Virginia!

Well...next contest is a year away.....but seriously....with your permission I would at the least use what you have written as "cheat sheet" when writing my song for next year....

I had to read it while listening to the original song. Link for the lazy. And my reaction was...
Gold!

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Does anyone have the old "Women at VMI? What's Next Men at UVA?" bumper sticker from circa 1996 or 1997? I used to have one but lost it in my many moves. It was 100% guaranteed to piss off any mid-90s UVA alum.

I am trying to prove its existence to my UVA boss, but can't find a photo online anywhere. Who needs job security anyway?

YES. My dad has it hanging in his man cave. I'll grab a pic for you when I get home tomorrow!

If he doesn't get it I will. My uncle has it on his guitar case.

"I'll put a quote here to distract you from my inane comment."-Me

As promised!

Posting from the phone so I don't know if I was successful in embedding... So here's the link: http://imgur.com/b5OmhWJ

A bazillion turkey legs for you sir. I have been scouring the internet for years looking for that.

Glad I could share it with people who appreciate it!

Also, I am one of the few TKP girls, but no offense taken!

how bout the Tshirt
"if Tech Sucks... then UVA swallows!"
? (classy - right?)

Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

On a tour of Virginia, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the coastal area for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the beach in his Pope mobile. Suddenly he noticed a frantic commotion just off shore.

A helpless man, wearing a UVA jersey, was struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25-foot shark. As the Pope watched, horrified, a speedboat came racing up with three men wearing VT jerseys aboard. One quickly fired a harpoon into the sharks side. The other two reached out and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious UVA fan from the water. Then using baseball bats, the three heroes beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat also.

Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach. I give you my blessings for your brave actions, he told them. I heard that there was some bitter hatred between UVA and VT fans, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not true.

As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies Who was that?

It was the Pope, one replied. He is in direct contact with God and has all of Gods wisdom.

Well, the harpooner said, he may have access to Gods wisdom, but he doesnt know squat about shark fishing. Hows the bait holding up?

This one was new to me. I'm going to have to share this with some of my friends. Great joke!

"Exit light..."

This....I can't...I don't even...

Awesome

can we all agree that we have an intense hatred of LOUVA? Thus I must say that I hope they go 2- and whatever every year from now and until eternity!!!!!

Gobble Gobble, Motherfuckers

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It's ThanksKilling 10: A Decade of Being Stuffed

woah

There's always a lighthouse. There's always a man. There's always a city.

That may be the greatest thing ever

"I'll put a quote here to distract you from my inane comment."-Me

That may be the greatest thing ever

"I'll put a quote here to distract you from my inane comment."-Me

Why did this pop up in February? Basketball season?

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

Looks like the schedule had just been released and he had complained about the 5 teams on our schedule that had a bye the week before playing us.

I don't know anything about making GIFs, but if anyone talented enough could throw an LOLUVA logo on this kid I imagine it being hilarious.

Gif

Timecop face would be good too.

"I'll put a quote here to distract you from my inane comment."-Me

double post

"I'll put a quote here to distract you from my inane comment."-Me

'dont worry- NO HOKIEBIRDS were injured in the making of this video!"

Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

Did you see that happen last night in the Ravens game?
Caused the kick returned to move inside and into the tackle.

I suspect NFL is going to review that.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

UVA is just THAT BAD.

Against Virginia, Miami had 45 points with only 11 first downs. The last time that happened at the FBS level was Sept. 13, 1997, when Minnesota (with 11 first downs) beat Iowa State 53-29.

Also, ESPN now considers VT to have the longest active bowl streak, because FSU vacated the '06 appearance:

Florida's nation-best streak of 22 straight bowl appearances will be snapped, meaning the Hokies will be the new leaders, as they will go to their 21st straight bowl this postseason. Opponents have failed to gain a first down on 49 percent of their drives against the Hokies, the highest percentage in the nation. Virginia Tech is also fourth nationally in fewest yards allowed before contact per game on designed runs, giving up just 52.5 ypg.

http://espn.go.com/blog/acc/post/_/id/64002/acc-week-14-did-you-know#com...

VT '10--US Citizen; (804) Virginian By Birth; (979) Texan By the Grace of God.

Rick Monday... You Made a Great Play...

I also root for: The Keydets, Army, TexAggies, NY Giants, NY Rangers, ATL Braves, and SA Brahmas

Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

How do you keep a UVA fan from masturbating?

You paint his junk maroon and orange and he won't beat it for 10 years.

I'm here for the memes, I just stay for the football.

Ahem...15 years.

Updated.

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.