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Is there a new Dick's Sauce being released?
My man
Does VTGuitarMan have time to stop, and smell the roses?
This can't be accurate. He left off 12-0+.
In all fairness accepted. Also excepted.
Just my opinion, but the 7-5 range would be about par for years past, and 8-4 would be a step forward. With an unknown at QB and a new offense, that would be a great year.
Glad to see I'm not off-base in thinking 8-4 is reasonable.
^^
This. "Invest" is a term I'm not familiar with. Sounds like a Weather Channel-ism. According to Wikipedia, the "I" name should be Ian.
Here I thought we were going to have an all-time best distribution (whatever that was).
A muffin and an English muffin are wildly different things.
This was Frank on Saturday in Chesapeake:

Can we please stop shamelessly stealing A&M's traditions?
I like cheese in the right way, not just put on top a muffin.
I miss that old man already and we haven't even played our first game without him yet.
Hokies strikeout out on Marcus Minor.
DeMatha OL Marcus Minor committed to Maryland tonight, and so the burgeoning Hyattsville-to-College Park pipeline keeps on rolling. #allmetsโ Mark Giannotto (@mgiannotto) August 28, 2016

In all fairness I did see the forum topic, but wanted to front-page it so it would be properly cataloged: http://www.thekeyplay.com/category/tags/frank-beamer-retirement-chronicles.
This is the sort of well thought out, high quality content that makes TKP so good. This is better than the best answer I thought of.

Side note, I've been separate from access to a smoker and beer for about 3 months now. I would currently do things for a turkey leg and beer that I'm not proud of if the opportunity came up.
We can't be friends anymore
Signed, Camaro driver
Oh no, are you a cheese Frenchian?
Why that name though?

Peter Parker.
(stares at student loan statement) Bruce Wayne.

Well, ya take an English muffin, see, and you drizzle a little olive oil on it. You then lay on a medium slice of a garden fresh tomato, salt and pepper it, maybe a little more olive oil. Sprinkle on some grated Parmesan cheese, pop in the oven for a few minutes and you're in bidness.