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From my family's thanks giving:

Pros: Mashed potatoes, potato casserole, brussel sprouts with bacon, gravy, cranberry sauce (I can't believe so many of you don't like cranberry sauce. Although, cranberry sauce with chunks of cranberry in it is evil.), and green bean casserole.

Cons: Yams, squash, sweet potato and turkey. If you avoid the turkey, you can fill up on more sides and not pass the eff out quite as fast, and the sides are the best part of Thanksgiving.

And that one is down too.

I dared my buddy to do a shot of gravy a couple of years ago. He then did a shot of gravy because he loves gravy.

I was *this close* to downvoting out of disgust, but then I realized I'd be downvoting you and not the video. So then I gave you a turkey leg.

In 2012, Stiney made almost $350k, while Matthews was making $220k. That's a big delta for Stiney to absorb if JMU can't come up with equal bucks.

My roommates were completely addicted to these rants through college. They never stop being glorious

Yes to Gravy....I think I could drown in gravy and die happy

Mashed sweet potatoes, swirled with brown sugar, cooked and then in the final minutes topped with marshmallows to give a slightly crunchy marshmallow top....

Now the question is do they actually eat the brussel sprouts, or do they just eat what looks to be equal portions of bacon in that dish and call it a good effort....

This rant is the gift that keeps on giving. It's now 7 years old, and not a damn thing has changed.

Never change, LOLUVA. Never change.

"Walk right up and punch you in the neck" has been a catch phrase for our family for a while. We use it for everything. For example my son says, "My looming alegbra test thinks it's bad. But I've studied hardcore, and I'm just going to walk right up and punch that test in the neck." My wife says, "Tiffany thinks she can cook, but all she does is take stuff right out of magazines. If you put us both on Chopped I would punch that slut right in the neck."

I've heard that "technically" FSU vacated their 2006 bowl appearance so some sources actually have us as the new active leader!

I think I can help. It's "I noticed you were playing hard out there. There were a few things I would've done differently. Let's sit and discuss it over punch and pie."

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