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I just lol'd.
And I reserve the right to read every single email if I get a forwarded email then I read every single email. It's hilarious to see what someone writes when they didn't think their boss and the company VP would read it.
You forgot to mention that Oklahoma was so good they still played in the national championship after losing that game. Absolutely could happen. At least it's not our players saying this stuff. I bet they would be pumped for that game.
Neither. I own a Gamecube and haven't turned it on in years
I'm an auditor, and I actually love that phrase from the client because that means that they know I am right and they aren't going to fight it.
People get defensive around here about their crappers and the time. If you encroach they get mighty angry. You can try what my old college roommate did and sprinkle water on the toilet seat. People see it and think it's piss and run out.
If i hear "it is what it is" one more time at my office im gonna bang my head on my desk until i knock myself unconscious
I am in the gov environment as well, and think you can bypass them being able to see that you read an email by having the preview pane up and not technically opening it up. But if you get that popup box idk how to get around that, we don't have those.
Oregon
Wisconsin
Texas A&M
UCLA
Missouri
Oklahoma State
I work with a bunch of shitters. Seems like every time I go to take a leak, someone is blowing the bathroom up. I've never worked in an office where people take so many shits at work.
Remember how in school you would make fun of the kids that pooped at school (now times that would be bullying - looking at you Richie Incognito) ? I thought that carried over to the workplace....
I for one think we match up pretty well against FSU.
Oregon
Wisconsin
Texas A&M
UCLA
Ole Miss
Oklahoma State
Piggy back to the person that asks about how your kids are doing but uses the wrong name:
Boss: "Hey, how are Sally and Bobby doing?"
Me: "Not sure, who the eff are Sally and Bobby?"
Boss: "Your kids?"
Me: "Oh you mean Elizabeth and Jack, yea they're good, thanks for caring!"
Yes, Yes, and Yes. Also the "oh that's a great question" guy. No shit it's a great question, that's why it was asked, now give me the damn answer.
Couldn't agree more.
"At the end of the day..."
People who add an "s" like so: "Alls we gotta do..."
People who insert "you know" in between every word they speak...No i don't know, that is why you're telling me!
WE CAN BEAT FSU!!!
The worst is how after one idiot does it, you inevitbaly get three or four other idiots who see the first one reply all, and assume that's the proper response to that email. So now, I know Jeff, Bob, Tom, and Stacy all didn't leave their lights on this morning. Good job guys. Good effort, good hustle.
"I hope you don't mind I overheard your conversation..."
Our department is has restricted access to it due to equipment we use. So you have to have a special badge to get in here but we have people that come from all over the company to "deuce" in our bathroom. I guess they feel ours is better and more private. I have seen people walk down three levels of stairs just to sneak into our bathroom. Then when you need to go every stall and urinal is taken up by these people.
Viagra won't fix the type of limping they'll do once ManBearPig gets done with them.
"Hey, how are you doing today."
Thought bubble... (well I'm hungover as hell and drool will be dripping from my mouth within minutes of me sitting at my desk)...
"I'm good. How are you?"
Thought bubble...(don't really care)
I just wanted to say "snapper" in reference to her.
We need to be able to upvote original posts.