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By: Joe Lanza
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on April 9, 2010, 6:41 PM | 39 comments


image via http://twitpic.com/1ed69s

/Do these pants make my ass look big?
//Nah, bro, you good

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big tom's picture big tom
| 12 years 2 months #

Is the farmers tan part of the uni?

I thought we were supposed to be the farmers, anyway.

pajokie's picture pajokie | 8 years 2 months # ^

Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

rogue_nine9's picture rogue_nine9 | 8 years 2 months # ^

Donut Time-out!

VPIhokieME's picture VPIhokieME
'_'
| 8 years 2 months #

#19 is seriously checking out #89

Onward and upward

Griffer's picture Griffer | 8 years 2 months # ^

Fortune Favors the Bold

VPIhokieME's picture VPIhokieME
'_'
| 8 years 2 months # ^

I never said there was anything wrong with it...just making an innocent observation

Onward and upward

RocketHokie13's picture RocketHokie13
🚀🛡️
| 8 years 2 months #

"D*mn, that's the best we'll look all season"

There's always a lighthouse. There's always a man. There's always a city.

JCtaughtMe's picture JCtaughtMe | 8 years 2 months #

lol

"I'm high on Juice and ready to stick it in!" Whit Babcock

Hokieshibe's picture Hokieshibe | 8 years 2 months #

Mike London explains exactly how high UVA expectations are entering the 2014-15 football season.

It was a catch

VPIhokieME's picture VPIhokieME
'_'
| 8 years 2 months #

I should probably point out that this picture is 4 years old

Onward and upward

RocketHokie13's picture RocketHokie13
🚀🛡️
| 8 years 2 months # ^

And it's still funny

There's always a lighthouse. There's always a man. There's always a city.

coldblood4vt's picture coldblood4vt
| 8 years 2 months #

"Winning doesn't matter, as long as you look good."
-Quin Blanding

"Sooner or later, if man is ever to be worthy of his destiny, we must fill our heart with tolerance."
-Stan Lee

"Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing."
-Ron Swanson

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

coldblood4vt's picture coldblood4vt
| 8 years 2 months #

Timeout for Fashion

"Sooner or later, if man is ever to be worthy of his destiny, we must fill our heart with tolerance."
-Stan Lee

"Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing."
-Ron Swanson

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

coldblood4vt's picture coldblood4vt
| 8 years 2 months #

You see dese white pants? Dis is the last time dey seats won't be green.

"Sooner or later, if man is ever to be worthy of his destiny, we must fill our heart with tolerance."
-Stan Lee

"Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing."
-Ron Swanson

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

ashore13's picture ashore13
🍺🖖🦃🦃🦃
| 8 years 2 months #

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

Egbert's picture Egbert
BEER
| 8 years 2 months # ^

Look great with a Bowtie and a powdered wig.

Boy did I just get a great idea for a UVA helmet.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

RocketHokie13's picture RocketHokie13
🚀🛡️
| 8 years 2 months #

"You think this is embarrassing? Wait until you see them try and play football"

There's always a lighthouse. There's always a man. There's always a city.

vtnova's picture vtnova | 8 years 2 months #

There's just not enough argyle, and not pocket for my pinot noir

D-Block
#BEATOHIOST

ohherro's picture ohherro
🥁STICK IT IN🥁
| 8 years 2 months # ^

For the record, I wear argyle and drink copious amounts of pinot noir.

http://i.imgur.com/FxB3m.gif

vtnova's picture vtnova | 8 years 2 months # ^

Haha hopefully not on game day

D-Block
#BEATOHIOST

ltrepeter2000's picture ltrepeter2000
HOKIE HOOPS WIZ
| 8 years 2 months #

Damn Coach, did you step on another Timeout?

The Beard of DeChristopher's picture The Beard of DeChristopher
BEARDS > PEOPLE
| 8 years 2 months #

"The number of players on this podium is greater than the number of fans at our spring game"

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

TheFifthFuller's picture TheFifthFuller
| 8 years 2 months #

TheFifthFuller's picture TheFifthFuller
| 8 years 2 months # ^

HAHAHA this is hiLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARIOUS!

pajokie's picture pajokie | 8 years 2 months # ^

Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

4VPISU's picture 4VPISU | 8 years 2 months #

Looks like London is a Nair man....

VTBlackout's picture VTBlackout
| 8 years 2 months # ^

After last season, they better get comfortable in a formation where their tight end is split wide.

The Dude Abides

coldblood4vt's picture coldblood4vt
| 8 years 2 months #

This isn't a caption, but I would like to mention all of the little details in this photo that show how they went all out on this uniform presentation.

Coach London: "Let's start the show."
Equipment Person: "But coach, we still haven't finished unpacking everything and setting up. We haven't even taken out the helmets yet. The moving van is still open and parked right behind the stage."
Coach London: "No one will notice, they will be dazzled by our fresh new unis."
Equipment Person: " Alright. Well, here is your wireless microphone. We just need to attach it to your shirt and take a minute to test it out and make sure everything is transmitting properly."
Coach London: "We don't got time for dat! These unis ain't gettin' any fresher. Just plug in the oldest, largest microphone you have. And make sure the cable is extra thick to handle the power of me desribing these fresh new unis."
Equipment Person: "Okay. Here you go. By the way, why are we doing this outside under some trees at a mall? Wouldn't this be much better inside on a real stage with lighting, music, and effects with an interested audience, not just random shoppers walking by?"
Coach London: "I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over these fresh new unis! Let's start the show. By the way, did you know I used to be a cop?"

"Sooner or later, if man is ever to be worthy of his destiny, we must fill our heart with tolerance."
-Stan Lee

"Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing."
-Ron Swanson

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

vtman09's picture vtman09 | 8 years 2 months #

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hokietopher's picture hokietopher
🏈 STICK IT IN! 🏈
| 8 years 2 months #

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

hunterhokie's picture hunterhokie | 8 years 2 months #

uva look bettertaylor nope

VT CEE Class of 2016/2017

5 years, 2 degrees, 33 football games as a student, and 2 Cassell court stormings later, I bleed Maroon and Orange

Shoog's picture Shoog
🤔
| 8 years 2 months #

fernleyhokie's picture fernleyhokie
🌏MAN OF MYSTERY🕵
| 8 years 2 months #

PMS208's picture PMS208 | 8 years 2 months #

Heels or flats???

#Let's Go - Hokies

hokie07ME's picture hokie07ME
RATHER BE A HOKIE
| 8 years 2 months #

"Watch the hands coach. Hey, 19! Eyes on the road."

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