Someone mentioned this in another thread, and the song practically wrote itself...
In the first game of the season,
Mike London gave to Bud
Cav Man falling in the mud
In the second game of the season,
Mike London gave to Bud
two wasted timeouts
and Cav Man falling in the mud.
In the third game of the season,
Mike London gave to Bud
three crappy quarterbacks,
two wasted timeouts
and Cav Man falling in the mud.
In the fourth game of the season,
Mike London gave to Bud
four crushed defenders,
three crappy quarterbacks,
two wasted timeouts,
and Cav Man falling in the mud.
In the fifth game of the season,
Mike London gave to Bud
Five Fans at the Spring Game!
four crushed defenders,
three crappy quarterbacks,
two wasted timeouts,
and Cav Man falling in the mud.
In the sixth game of the season,
Mike London gave to Bud
six bottles of zima,
Five Fans at the Spring Game!
four crushed defenders,
three crappy quarterbacks,
two wasted timeouts,
and Cav Man falling in the mud.
In the seventh game of the season,
Mike London gave to Bud
seven references to being a cop,
six bottles of zima,
Five Fans at the Spring Game!
four crushed defenders,
three crappy quarterbacks,
two wasted timeouts,
and Cav Man falling in the mud.
In the eighth game of the season,
Mike London gave to Bud
eight typo-laden letters,
seven references to being a cop,
six bottles of zima,
Five Fans at the Spring Game!
four crushed defenders,
three crappy quarterbacks,
two wasted timeouts,
and Cav Man falling in the mud.
In the ninth game of the season,
Mike London gave to Bud
nine salty tears,
eight typo-laden letters,
seven references to being a cop,
six bottles of zima,
Five Fans at the Spring Game!
four crushed defenders,
three crappy quarterbacks,
two wasted timeouts,
and Cav Man falling in the mud.
In the tenth game of the season,
Mike London gave to Bud
ten ticket valpaks,
nine salty tears,
eight typo-laden letters,
seven references to being a cop,
six bottles of zima,
Five Fans at the Spring Game!
four crushed defenders,
three crappy quarterbacks,
two wasted timeouts,
and Cav Man falling in the mud.
In the eleventh game of the season,
Mike London gave to Bud
eleven unblocked Hokies,
ten ticket valpaks,
nine salty tears,
eight typo-laden letters,
seven references to being a cop,
six bottles of zima,
Five Fans at the Spring Game!
four crushed defenders,
three crappy quarterbacks,
two wasted timeouts,
and Cav Man falling in the mud.
In the last game of the season,
Mike London gave to Bud
a full decade of dominance,
eleven unblocked Hokies,
ten ticket value-packs,
nine salty tears,
eight typo-laden letters,
seven references to being a cop,
six bottles of zima,
Five Fans at the Spring Game!
four crushed defenders,
three crappy quarterbacks,
two wasted timeouts,
and Cav Man falling in the mud.
I'd include a 13th verse, except I wasn't sure they'd make a bowl...
Comments
I wish I could +1000 this...
I especially like 11 unblocked Hokies
#beatbama
Absolutely breathtaking
This is great! Glad my idea got put into full song!
Yeah, it was too good an idea to pass up... Props to you for it.
The days are fantastic! Props to you as well
Bravo!
Whelp, that was awesome.
One minor nitpick: "5 Fans at the Spring Game" has 2 too many syllables.
haha, yeah I saw that - figured I could get away with it because you change the rhythm at the 5 golden rings part anyhow, so you can just sort of smash it in there. I call it "artisitc license"
"5...Spring Game...fans"
Although to be fair...it's 2 fans too many.
LOLUVA
Brilliant! This made me think of Hokie Wartooth's Dr. Seuss thread from last year
Just realized the last line as well... I think its safe to say they wont make a bowl game this year again
...And the internet goes to...Hokieshibe!
Now we need someone to record this on youtube and send it to LOLUVA and London!
The Key Play needs a post of the day award, and today sir, you win.
Actually now that I think about it Joe, you should have an award for best post of the day/week/month/year/forever
Whatever, just a random thought.
Hokieshibe,
The ticket package thing almost makes me pity them. I feel sorry for the kids born in Hoo families, it's not their fault.
So this is really random, but can you even buy hot dogs at Lane Stadium? In the seven years I've been going to games there, I can't say I've ever seen a hot dog.
Who would buy a hotdog when you can get a turkey leg?
yes but Turkey Leg>>>>Hot Dog
Well done. Although I think you cheated on #4. But, I'll give you credit for ingenuity to use different camera angles of 2 plays to make it look like 4.
haha, yeah it's only 2 defenders in the gifs, done twice each, but I'm sure if I wanted to look harder, I could find 2 more instances of a UVA defender getting crushed...
If someone has made or would make a GIF of it, there's always Tyrod upending Ras-I Dowling in '08.
So awesome, I just went from 6 to midnight.
Just gonna bring this back......