Hokies in the NFL - Pre-Christmas edition

Miami at Bills
Suck and Suck

New Orleans at Carolina Sunday 1:00 - Fox
Saints:
The Saints now have a Hokie. Theyll probably win because of it. Gotta remember to take them of the suck list. He is the only K listed on their roster.
#3 Graham, Shayne K 6'0" 210 12 years in the show

Vikings at Bengals
Viking have no Hokies AND they have a UVALOL. Suck
Bengals suck AND they have a UVAdouche named Cedric. Who the heck would hire and RB named Cedrick? Theyre douches by association.

Denver at Texans Sunday 1:00 PM CBS
Texans
#76 Brown, Duane T 6'4" 303lb 6 years in NFL
http://www.nfl.com/player/duanebrown/808/profile
Denver sucks.

Tenn at Jacksonville
Suck so bad you dont even need to know when this one starts.

Colts at Chiefs !;00PM Sunday - CBS
Chiefs will obviously win today
#24 Flowers, Brandon CB 5'9" 187 6 years in NFL. Brandon has been a started with the Chiefs since 2008. No wonder their defense in great this year.
http://www.nfl.com/player/brandonflowers/754/profile

Colts Suck IT!

Browns at Jets Sunday 1:00 PM - CBS
Browns
#87 Andre Smith, TE, Height: 6-5 Weight: 270 NFL says hes a rookie but he played 3 games last year with the Cowboys. Must be an eligibility thing I know nothing about
Played in 2 games so far this year.
http://www.nfl.com/player/andresmith/2530545/profile
Jets move tennis balls through exhaust pipes through the use of an orally applied vacuum.

Tampa Bay at Rams Sunday uh, nevermind
Rams You guessed it, plus 2 Wahoos including one named Rodney. Really? No wonder the Rams suck so bad.
Tampa Bay is just a normal suck.

Dallas at Skins 1:00 Sunday - Fox
Ah, finally.
Besides the Cowgirls being a full application of Romo, they also normally suck.
Washington however! Go Hokies:
#23 Hall, DeAngelo CB 5'10" 193lb 10 years in NFL. Still a started with Wash. Mr. Hall has great numbers including 2 TDs this year. Depth chart has him as #1 CB.
http://www.nfl.com/player/deangelohall/2506108/profile

#54 Tapp, Darryl LB ACT 6'1" 270lb 8 years in NFL. Played in 9 games this year. Depth chart lists him as #2 left OLB
http://www.nfl.com/player/darryltapp/2506899/profile

#63 Montgomery, Will C ACT 6'3" 304lb 8 years in NFL. Will has been a starter since 2009. Depth chart lists him as #1 Center.
http://www.nfl.com/player/willmontgomery/2495914/profile

#15 Morgan, Josh WR ACT 6'1" 220lb 6 years in NFL. Depth chart has him at #1 WR.

Giants at Detroit Sunday 4:05 - Fox
Giants Theyre trying.
#28 Hosley, Jayron CB ACT 5'10" 178lb 2 years in NFL.
http://www.nfl.com/player/jayronhosley/2533061/profile

#22 Wilson, David RB RES 5'9" 205lb 2years in NFL. Looks like DW is out for the season with a neck injury. He was placed on IR which means hell probably miss post season. Optimistic for a full recovery for 2014.
http://www.nfl.com/player/davidwilson/2533035/profile

Detroit has simply given up and look forward to sucking.

Az at Seahawks Sunday 4:05 Fox
AZ Theyre trying to get it right.
#87 King, Jeff TE Reserve 6'3" 260 8 years in NFL. Jeff was a starter last year, hes not played yet this year.
http://www.nfl.com/player/jeffking/2495877/profile
#34 Williams, Ryan RB ACT 5'9" 207lb 3 years in NFL. Ryan hasnt played this year except in Pre-season. He scored a rushing TD against Denver in Preseason. Hes not listed on depth chart.
http://www.nfl.com/player/ryanwilliams/2495474/profile
Seattle
#31 Chancellor, Kam SS 6'3" 232 4 years in NFL. Kam has been a starter since 2011.

http://www.nfl.com/player/kamchancellor/494257/profile

NE at Balt 4:25 Sunday - CBS
The Patriots suck and theres no good reason for it.
The Ravens are just a fantastic team of the future.
#2 Taylor, Tyrod QB, 6'1" 215lb, 3 years in NFL
http://www.nfl.com/player/tyrodtaylor/2495240/profile

Pitt at GB 4:25 Sunday - CBS
Stealers is about right. Tomlin sucks because he cheats, but they do have a Hokie
#93 Worilds, Jason OLB ACT 6'2" 262lb 4 years in NFL
http://www.nfl.com/player/jasonworilds/496887/profile
Packers
#11 Boykin, Jarrett WR ACT 6'2" 218 2 years in NFL
http://www.nfl.com/player/jarrettboykin/2532799/profile

Raiders at Chargers 4:25 Sunday CBS
Raiders Blow
Chargers
#11 Royal, Eddie WR 5'10" 185lb 6 years in NFL. Hes played in 11 games this year and started in 2
http://www.nfl.com/player/eddieroyal/1990/profile

da Bears at Iggles 8:25 Sunday - NBC
Listed this one 5 minutes early so you dont miss kickoff.
Bears
#50 Anderson, James OLB 6'2" 235lb 8 years in the NFL. Started with the Panthers, now hes with Da Bears. Listed first on the depth chart at R OLB. From the 757.
http://www.nfl.com/player/jamesanderson/2495797/profile
Iggls
#7 Vick, Michael QB ACT 6'0" 215lb 12 years in NFL. Listed as #2 in depth chart. MV7 is out hurt but listed as active.
http://www.nfl.com/player/michaelvick/2504531/profile

#21 Carmichael, Roc CB ACT 5'10" 197lb 3 years in NFL. Listed as #2 in depth chart.
http://www.nfl.com/player/roccarmichael/2495133/profile Started 2 games so far this year.

Falcons at 49ers 8:40 Sunday ESPN
Falcons blow and 49ers suck.

Teams that currently suck.
Dallas, Vikings, Jacksonville (Note: 2 UVA on roster 1 suspended they are seeing the light) , NE, Titans, Colts, Dolphins, Jets, Atlanta, Buffalo, Rams, Denver, Bengals

I am sure I have missed a few and note that the radio listed is all XM. If anybody has info on local or OTA radio stations for various games, please chime in.