deathrow821's Turkey Leg post got me to thinking...how many schools actually eat their own mascot? Just a fun ramble to pass the time until practice starts and Nnadi commits :)
Here's the ACC list and teams we play this year:
ACC
- Boston College Eagles - nope, felony
- Clemson Tigers - nope, illegal (endangered species)
- Duke Blue Devils- don't think the actually exist (maybe devils food cake)
- Florida State Seminoles - maybe ;)
- GiT Yellow Jackets - could but why would you eat a bee? Other option is a car...no thanks.
- Maryland Terapins - mmm...turtle soup
- Miami Hurricanes - nope, too painful (guess you could eat an ibis)
- UNC Tar Heels - why would you eat a foot? Somehow that means Ram...which you could eat
- NC State Wolfpack - sure you could eat a wolf, if it didn't kill you first...but no way you could eat a whole pack
- Notre Dame Fighting Irish - just add alcohol
- Pitt Panthers - see wolf...no way youre eat it before it eats you
- Syracuse Orangemen - hmm...no way. But their mascot looks like an Orange Julius...which is awesome!
- #LOLUVA Cavaliers - sounds like a French dish...but still illegal to eat a human. Wahoo on the other is a delicious fish
- VT Fighting Gobblers - Mmm...turkey legs!!! More please.
- Wake Forest Demon Deacons - still illegal to eat people.
- Louisville Cardinals - could...but why? There is literally no meat on those things.
Non-Conference Opponents
- Alabama Crimson Tide - see Miami Hurricanesit would kill you! Their option Big Al the elephant (no idea how that connects...elephants would drown in a crimson tide). Guess you could eat them...and how do you eat an elephant (that's right kids, one bite at a time)...but its illegal
- Western Carolina Catamounts - what the hell is a Catamount? According to the Al Gore dictionary: Wild cats of the "catamount variety", including the bobcat, cougar or lynx, have roamed the southern Appalachian Mountains for years. Umm...okay. Sure eat them...go wild Cletus! Insert your Cougar, Puma or Jaguar jokes here
- East Carolina Pirates - nope, Pirates are only found off the coast of Africa...and its illegal to eat a human
- Marshall Thundering Herd - guess the herd is a herd of Buffalo. So...yes, you can eat them. Buffalo is some good eatin...just not sure if I could eat a whole herd.
**for the record, this is not the stupidest thing Ive ever written. God, I need a hobby!
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