Today's Undergrads...

Interesting article below for a number of reasons.

But the most is this line..."a focus group at Florida revealed the No. 1 reason students leave games is spotty Internet connectivity."

Back in my day, you know what the number one reason we left a game was? We needed more liquor. Kids today... no sense of pride I tell ya. It's just text me this and facebook me that and buzzfeed me some wifi (Drunk Uncle voice)

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