Virginia Should... Abandon All Hope?

SportsOnEarth.com's Michael Weinreb wrote an article listing a program in each conference he'd least like to be a fan of at this juncture of his existence: http://www.sportsonearth.com/article/79495344/least-hopeful-teams-in-the....

Atlantic Coast Conference: Virginia

Five-Year Record: 21-40. Average 2013 attendance: 46,279. Stadium capacity: 61,500.

It's kind of astounding that the answer here isn't Duke -- I suppose that fact alone lends hope to every team on this list -- but Virginia, under once-coveted coach Mike London, has been more consistently mediocre for a longer period of time than any of the other conference schools whose fan bases traditionally only get excited about recruiting power forwards. Virginia did sign three five-star recruits in the offseason, but it's not impossible to imagine the Cavaliers' only two wins this season coming against Richmond and Kent State, and even those are not locks. Where art thou, Moore to Moore?

Runner-Up: Wake Forest (23-38 over the past five seasons)

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Good, good...

There's always a lighthouse. There's always a man. There's always a city.

muwhahaha

VT '10--US Citizen; (804) Virginian By Birth; (979) Texan By the Grace of God.

Rick Monday... You Made a Great Play...

I also root for: The Keydets, Army, TexAggies, NY Giants, NY Rangers, ATL Braves, and SA Brahmas

"Exit light..."

Yes

True Hokies STICK IT IN!!!

STICK IT IN Army of Virginia Tech

Fosterball

"UVA Should..."

Take up synchronized miming.

These could catch on

"Virginia should....organize a football squad"

"Virginia should....relocate to Monticello"

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

rather good

VT CEE Class of 2016/2017

5 years, 2 degrees, 33 football games as a student, and 2 Cassell court stormings later, I bleed Maroon and Orange

It would suck if UVA and Mike London give up football. Then VT would have to find another neighbor to beat down annually. I enjoy beating LOLUVA too much to ask them to quit football.

I guess I kinda feel ya on that.

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STICK IT IN Army of Virginia Tech

Fosterball

#DontFireMikeLondon

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

#seconded

There's always a lighthouse. There's always a man. There's always a city.

#AllinFavor?

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

#Aye

#KeepMikeLondon
Ahhh, reminds my of the "Keep Al Groh" game... Oh LOLUVA...

Hokies.

#Make Mike London UVA coach for life

wait a second... we tried this with Al Groh and they fired him!

What we need to do is call for LOLUVA to fire Mike London, then they'll never do what their arch-rivals want them to do!

There's always a lighthouse. There's always a man. There's always a city.

How is Scott Stadium averaging around 60% attendance? The stadium (assuming they include the lawn seating) never looks that full.

Live for 32. Ut Prosim. Let's Go, Hokies.

Same way our stadium was sold out for games like VT vs. Furman

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Insert uva spring game quip here

True Hokies STICK IT IN!!!

STICK IT IN Army of Virginia Tech

Fosterball

A lot of people will buy tickets for a seat in the stadium and then migrate to the hill afterwards

#DecadeofDominance

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

"Exit light..."

Aaaand owned

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

Biggest dumpster I've ever seen.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

That's "largest dumpstershitfire"

True Hokies STICK IT IN!!!

STICK IT IN Army of Virginia Tech

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Who is the other 5* recruit besides Brown and Blanding? The WR? I thought he was a 4*.

They also had a 5* RB , Taquan. VT defense made him look avererage last year.

Kamara. The guy who said he didn't care about winning in college as long as he makes it to the NFL.

In Sam Rogers we trust.

That guy has a great future as a professional Buttmilk.

Wait...LOLUVA had hope to begin with?

@CaptKirkVT10

d

He's no good to me dead.

"Next year... the official year of UVA football since forever"

Stay tuned. We're bouned to get better one year. Right?! Right?!

Oh, well. At least we have lacrosse.

We put the K in Kwality

Sure, odds say one year they will eventually win 3.
Someone will forfeit.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Yes. But that's usually LOLUVA.

We put the K in Kwality

df

VHokie

Generally speaking, the moment one aligns with LOLUVA football is the moment one willingly forfeits all hope.

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

It really is amazing just how ineffective they remain in football. Frankly, they've underperformed in hoops until this past season as well, but that's another thread. For all their sputtering about rigid academics being a hurdle, the one word response I always use is - Stanford. I really do enjoy watching us beat them down every fall. It will never become boring to me, I like that win as much as any on our schedule each year.

It amazes me that every time we laugh at their football program in any way, they resort to their 20-something national championships in sports that no one really cares about, well at least when it comes to popularity and tv ratings.

I'll take one football national championship over any other sport, no matter how many.

Bleeding burnt orange and chicago maroon