Corwin Cutler transferring from LolUVA

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Insert UVA fan complaining about academics

Taylor, looking desperately throws it deep..HAS A MAN OPEN DANNY COALE WITH A CATCH ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE FIVE!!!!....hes still open

WahooHA!

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WahooHa needs to become a thing

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

I thought it already was

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It's new to me, I'm on board.

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

The best thing I ever did in my Internet career was to stop going to UVA sports sites.

Not a great look for Mike London's program.

"Welcome to the Terror Dome." -- Corey Moore

Thank you to all the fans at UVA

Here let me fix your typo:
"Thank you to all the fan at UVA"

Wait, that might not be a typo.

He could have been thanking UVA for providing top notch air conditioning in the summer.

Leonard. Duh.

Okay, so Lambert (Jr.) is presumably the starter. After that there are 4 more QBs: a Jr., a So., and two R-Fr. (Cutler is one of them). I guess at this point he's #5 in that order and sees the writing on the wall?

Not defending London's program, but wondering if it is more butthurt than being unwanted. Or maybe I'm just over analyzing the minds of teenage athletes.

I thought I read Matt Johns was rumored to take the starting job from Lambert. I hope it's true, because that would mean Lambert's last play would be getting sandwiched by Dadi and Ekanem.

Also, let's be honest. "Not wanted" = "can't win the starting job."

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

I think he is butt hurt. I dont know the whole story but looking at his offer list he did not have alot going there. Im gonna guess he was just the used (for lack of a better word) to get his cousin Andrew Brown and friend Blanding into the program. He probably just wasn't that good (being injured didnt help) and is used to daddy saying hes the next nfl first round sensation.

@VTimHokie85

Yep. Part of the reason the 'thoroughbreds' 7v7 team coaches were so anti-VT is that we didn't offer Cutler out of H.S.. (his dad is one of the organizers). Never mind the fact that he's not that good and that he had to prep...

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Who is Andrew Brown? /S

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but the man worthwhile, is the man who can smile, when his shorts are too tight in the seat'

I don't do the Twitters. What does the 100 mean?

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

It generally means being 100% real or honest. It can alternatively mean that things are good or excellent. I think in this instance he means the latter, but there is definite shade being thrown there...

I think you meant former... I don't think in that context he was talking about something being good. He was trying to be real*, which he is!

*a real bust

This transfer hurts them. Now Mike London is down to only having, what, like fourteen QBs to choose from?

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

Somebody needs to dig up his Dad's anti-VT rant so we can make fun of it.

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

Oh, you mean these gems?

Courtesy of Mark Giannotto:

Carson Cutler said the programs' coaches were once on good terms with the Hokies and former offensive line coach Curt Newsome, but the relationship deteriorated when assistant coach Bryan Stinespring, who had previously recruited Hampton Roads for Virginia Tech, returned to the region in 2011.

Stinespring "came in here all cocky," Cutler said. "When Newsome wasn't getting the guys that they felt they should get, Bryan basically came in and said, 'This used to be my area. He don't know how to work it.' Basically threw him under the bus."

Stinespring, who is Virginia Tech's recruiting coordinator, said he is simply worried that the best interests of prospects are not being considered. He prefers to deal with a recruit's family members or high school teachers, coaches and administrators.

"There are no concerns whatsoever about any organization that's geared towards helping young people gain opportunities and work on their skill set," Stinespring wrote in an email. "The concern here is in recruiting. When people have the opportunity to influence and there's no accountability to what they say or do, that's a tremendous concern."

"I think things have been said that I know are not accurate."

Or the mother of all tirades:

"To all the Hokie fans talking sh*t...I hear you loud and clear and I will make sure that u guys get everything you deserve good luck because you'll need it and to the fans that are good people and don't understand why your friends keep doing this I am sorry because I promise you the damage is done and there is nothing that you can say to me or my group to make things right you barked up the wrong Tree on this 1. I normally wouldn't care where any kid going to college but now at this point I will never recommend a kid to go to Tech y'all can send all ur hall of fame guys or your current or former NFL guys to come out and try to talk to us and I will tell them the same thing I'm telling you I think your football program is great but but y'all ain't shit ( this is not for all of you only the ones that have been investigating us and putting our information over the Internet ) I will let all my kids know how you feel about the coaches and a current players they play with so keep it up. I am trying to figure out why you so mad at Turtle anyway UVA got best quarterback in a state according to the VHSCA and the coaches got what they wanted the Allstate utility player it's a good thing you got the dad is going to take you to the next level lmao whatever chump."

Excellent grammar there from the father of a former "public ivy" student

"It might be dark outside, but it's LeDay in here." - Jay Bilas

Longest sentence in the history of forever.

Is he referring to himself in the last sentence?

it's a good thing you got the dad is going to take you to the next level

lmao whatever chump

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

Oh boy is twitter going to be fun today

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Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

It's amazing how you can say so much without really saying anything at all.

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Or
"I want to thank the both of you...."

VHokie

Hey, as they say, you're only as good as your QB, right?

So.... who is UVa's QB going into 2015?

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Matt Johns...duh?!

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Wasn't this guy's dad the outspoken social media warrior who was telling all the thoroughbreds to not go to VT?

Looks like the thoroughbreds are all winding up at the glue factory.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

Crushed it

It was a catch

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This proves the old adage: mobile QB's with the nickname "Turtle" tend to underperform.

This...just....

this.

The rare and elusive literal LOL

Now THAT is a classic!

'Its easy to grin, when your ship comes in, and you've got the stock market beat,
but the man worthwhile, is the man who can smile, when his shorts are too tight in the seat'

Normally I refuse to hate on recruits that choose LOLUVA, because we all did stupid things when we were 17-18 (not THAT stupid, though).

Turtle is my exception thanks to his dad.

@historyhokie.bsky.social

The moment when Leslie Mann melted my cold black heart. #Ursula

Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

I feel its absolutely disgusting how people are taking shots at men they don't even know. ... I followed VT football because of past relationship[s] I had with past and present players. I used to have a lot of respect for what they have done with talent have gotten over the years but now I have lost all of respect for them and their fans .... Now you can take my words and twist it all you want to, I can and will be a HUGE supporter of Coach Mike London and his staff because of the man that he is and the word that he keeps with the parents and players, the only thing he promised me is that my son will get his degree. So all [you] ignorant ASS S.O.B that have been calling him "BLACK SANTA" (giving gifts to us funding our trips etc) is fucking crazzzy but you showed your true colors!!!!! And its not BLACK OR WHITE thing, it's just your arrogance in thinking that every kid should go to VT....

http://fromoldvirginia.blogspot.com/2012/08/the-recruit-corwin-cutler.html

Well, I guess London didn't promise that that degree wouldn't be an associates from Hutchinson CC in Kansas.

@historyhokie.bsky.social

Sorry, but i kind of agree with him on this. Let's not kick him when he's down. His father was a tool, and Turtle probably has had bad people giving him bad decisioins for most of his life now. If he had to transfer out, then that's unfortunate for him, and I hope it works out well for him in the future.

We'd be better of helping ourselves not only with him, but with our reptuation to future recruits by respectfully leaving this alone.

Don't be "that crazy fan", guys. Let's be better than that and focus our energies on more positive things.

Sorry, but i kind of agree with him on this. Let's not kick him when he's down.

That quote is from 2012, not recently.

Ah ok. Well regardless, the fact that we're talking about how all the smack talk he did back then is now an epic failure still makes my post valid. Let's just leave this one alone.

I don't think anyone is really saying the kid is a failure. My impression is that his dad was a tool then and it just proves the snake oil that Mike London is selling to these kids. It's amusing because London cannot succeed even when he appears to have the tools to achieve success.

Sorry should've clarified, the dad is the failure not the kid in my post.

1) that post is from 2012, referring to the recruiting of Cutler and the 'thoroughbreds' not this transfer situation
2) nobody has a problem with Cutler the QB, and in fact I would guess that everyone on the board wishes him the best of luck. It's just so ironic after all the trash talk from his father, and how bitter his father was that VT didn't offer his son. He's the target of all this schadefude, not the kid

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This. All of this.

It was a catch

Agreed it certainly is ironic and made him / his dad look incredibly bad, but I'd rather not get any bad juju by fanning these old flames again.

I'm with you. Now's the chance to shine - not gloat.

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At least they have a better mascot

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More wins then than LOLUVA Fans at the Spring game.

....this would also be true..lol

Onward and upward

(11-1) More wins losses than LOLUVA Fans at the Spring game

FTFY.

"Exit light..."

I predict he doesn't win the starting job and then transfers to someplace worse...like back to UVa

The KJCCC (Kansas Jayhawk Community College Conference) is one of the toughest junior college football conference in the country. Those teams are no joke at that level. My son played against every team in that conference while at the Air Force Academy Prep School prior to his run at the USAFA. That conference feeds the SEC from the JUCO ranks.
I agree that his Dad is a tool, but best of luck to him in his future endeavors.
If he has enough eligibility left he could make it back to D1.

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At least he's not transferring to Richmond like every other LOLUVAWahooHAHA.

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Some schools try to establish themsleves as "pipelines to the NFL". Apparently, Mike London missed the last two words and has decided to set up a QB pipeline, to FCS and JUCO schools. That's a bold recruiting strategy.

Makes you wonder if he truly thought that Turtle was good enough to be his starting QB, or if he brought him in as part of a package deal to get the other Thoroughbreds. Turtle's dad may not have liked Stinespring's attitude, but at least he never used his son as a pawn in the recruiting game.

"Nope, launch him into the sun and fart on him on the way up"
-gobble gobble chumps

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

...or if he brought him in as part of a package deal to get the other Thoroughbreds

this is a pretty damning idea (and not the first time I've seen this theory). If there is any truth to this at all then I feel really bad for the kid. That's just a terrible way to treat anybody. I really hope nobody on our staff sinks to that level

Onward and upward

Didn't he do the same thing with some kid from Norfolk Christian. They had like 3 kids who were both VT and VA targets, we got one to verbal early. Then he threw out an offer to another one of the Norfolk Christian players who committed early then got the other 3. I seem to recall this.

Correy

Nixon was the VT commit that flipped. But yeah, coach time cop offered all the Norfolk Christian kids a scholly (the questionable one was ironically the one Bucky beat to catch the long catch at the end of the UVa game last year) and they all signed with LOLUVA. I think the highest rated one, the DE already flamed out.

"Give me a fu¢king beer", Anonymous Genius

Kwontie Moore is still there- hasn't seen much playing time so far and he's a senior. Courtnye Wynn got kicked off the team. Mario Nixon has been too hurt to play. Ironically Wahee has probably seen the field the most out of the 4.

we've taken borderline recruits in the past to improve our chances with top prospects (Willenbrock - Drew Harris) (Asante - Marquise Williams). The key difference is that they're still both on the team 3-4 years later, even though as it turned out, one of them has bascially no place on a Div 1 football team and the other hasn't been able to earn consistent playing time.

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Makes you wonder if he truly thought that Turtle was good enough to be his starting QB, or if he brought him in as part of a package deal to get the other Thoroughbreds.

Its Mike London. Accusing him of using a kid to get others comes with an understanding that he actually knows what he's doing as a coach. I'm not sure I can agree with that.

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

True. When it comes to London, I generally consider his actions to be based on incompetence, not nefarious intent. A coach like Bobby Petrino on the other hand...

"Nope, launch him into the sun and fart on him on the way up"
-gobble gobble chumps

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

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Someone call me

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I heard SVP and Rusillo talking about how they hate the celebrity interview (carwash) at ESPN Radio. Rusillo said, "I mean, really, how many times do we all need to interview Turtle from Entourage?"

I just couldn't resist browsing this thread, being the unapologetic Hokie that I am
http://chat.virginia.sportswar.com/message_board/football/2015/May/14/63...

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I love the comment of "Welcome to big boy football"

Funny, I didn't know LOLUVa qualified...

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin


Also there's this gem:

Besides the QB shuffles, London's tenure will be defined by awful coordinators. We had a good thing in Lazor (and lost him), but had a bad DC in Reid, who really didn't have the qualifications to be coaching at this level to begin with. We finally ditch Reid and bring in a very accomplished DC in Tenuta and now we are stuck with this idiot Fairchild at OC. We just can't get it done with these coordinator lineups. I'm not giving Mike a pass, though... he was extremely incompetent in his decision-making through this tenure.

"Good thing in Lazor" Seriously?

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Comparatively speaking, anything would be better than what they currently have

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never change, Boohoos, never change

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Are you sure OP wasn't welcoming him to big boy football at his new home in the Kansas JUCO scene? Seems more likely.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

This^
Kansas JUCO scene is top notch JC competition.

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

Good point... had to go back and make sure...

Yep... they are that delusional

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

I know I laugh about the preppy uptights at LOLUVA but usually I see it as a stereotype but then I see this thread topic and it had me rolling

OT: Dockers' "Game Day Khaki" sale is even better now (link)

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How do people use that site frequently without throwing up? I mean is it me or is it the worst formatted forum in the history of forums? Makes me want to go back and do some IRC chatting.

Some teams are all about the throwback unis; loluva is all about their throwback fan site

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That's absolutely hilarious- Happy Friday indeed!

Following that link reminds me what a crappy site they have over there, and how lucky we are to have TKP.

"It's a Hokie takeover of The Hill ... in Charlottesville!" -Bill Roth

The UVa crew really thought this dude was the QB of the future and was going to lead them to glory. The problem we had with London getting recruits and the Thoroughbred problem are over. What a joke that was anyway. Only players that we missed out on that was any good was Blanding and Harold. Harold wasnt all that at UVa, but would have been a lot better with us.

The Sabre is great comic relief....I have to scroll through the boards occasionally for chuckles.

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

Scroll? More like get stuck/frustrated dealing with such sh***y webpage layouts/formatting. Honestly, I tried and its not worth my effort to browse The Sabre.
(Thank the Hokie Gods for TKP. BTW, imma go donate now b/c of this.)

Agreed, it's brutal web navigation. But some of the hysterics are priceless.

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

You know what the horrible part is? They are purposely keeping it that way to artificially inflate page clicks to get more page views for advertising dollars. I wish I was joking, but that is the primary reason TSL went back to that format after trying out vBulletin for a year or so. They basically said 'screw innovation, lets just collect the easy buck'.

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

That, and the fact that basically all the longtime members there went straight Garth Algar about vBulletin.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

Tweedy can run like a dadgum antelope or whatever. I like to use scalded dog. Do antelopes lumber? Cheetah, OK. He runs like a cheetah. He's fast. - Bud Foster

They must really be hurting if Mike has to play, too.

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

So I decided to watch the kid's senior highlights just to see what I thought of his high school film. I couldn't get through it. Not because of his abilities, but because of the mechanics of the officials who work his games. Who punches a receiver onto the line???

So apparently, according to UVA's 247 Twitter, Cutler has changed his mind. It says that he knew that Lambert was leaving, but after speaking with the coaches he decided to stay. Either way, the drama around the UVA QB position continues.

Sounds a little two-faced to me!

All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world
So there was only one thing that I could do
Was ding a ding, dang my dang a long ling long....

Must've been one hell of a talk to get him to stay at LOLUVA after deciding to leave.

If you play it, they will win.

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I wonder if knee pads were involved.

YOU!

We put the K in Kwality

his dad probably laid into him saying that "all those nasty Hokies fans" were going to make him eat crow

Onward and upward

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So now there are actually more uva spring game attendee's than qbs?

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
“I served in the United States Navy"

Well, if Cutler is, in fact, staying, it means they have more QBs than fans at their spring game. Had he transferred, it would have been a draw...

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I thought I read in the paper that he changed his mind with Lambert's departure. Did I get that wrong?

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Heh, he must've really disliked Greyson.

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

Aren't those guys just a carnival? You can't make this stuff up!!

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

"I don't want to stay where I'm not wanted."

..."umm...never mind"

We put the K in Kwality