OT: The OFFICIAL Ugliest VT Helmet

Yep, it's the offseason. Where the football drought leaves us mere mortals to lament the fact that no football is being played, and long for the days of French's enlightening film reviews and TheFifthFuller's fantastic "FOE"Rensics.

Which leads me to show everyone something of the utmost importance. THIS is what the offseason was created for. Now let me be clear, this helmet is purely concept, and not an actual helmet creation (thank God) at this point. Without anymore fuss and muss, here it is: (NOTE: The HokiesFB Twitter did not come up with this concept, but retweeted it from a fan.)

Its Foghorn Leghorn meets Metallic Orange meets.......hideous? Awful? Disgusting? Whatever synonym for "bad" you choose, it definitely elicits this reaction (from me personally):

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Anyway, I hope this helmet never becomes a thing. They should burn this concept. Immediately if not sooner. Carry on fellow Offseasoners, the Spring Game brings the hope of football games to be played.

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