Virginia Tech coach Buzz Williams grabbed a microphone and admonished the school's fans for swearing with 3:03 left in the Cavaliers' 64-63 victory over No. 5 Duke.
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Gotta say, I loved it when Buzz grabbed the mike!
Yeah, every school cusses sometimes, but him calling out a few fans was his way of keeping it classy.
#Hokierespect
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He plays the kind of game where he can and will dominate once he learns to play hard without fouling. It looks like that came together as this season passed. He has all the makings to be very, very good in the next couple years.
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put it on the underside of the shirt. When a questionable call happen the castle guard can raise up their shirts, then put it down when Buzz looks their way
Edit: It's my birthday, somebody plaid my arse!
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I really think someone throwing something was the point here. They have chanted that many times since Buzz has been here.
My theory is he was asking them to stop for a second so he could tell them to stop throwing things on the court. He just did it in the buzz williams way.
The man is all about culture though so it could have been both. Love that guy. What a job he has done. Blows my mind.
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A bunch of little angry stick people with their arms raised and "#*@!*!!" coming from their mouths, with a giant Buzzsaw heading toward them that says, "Quit Cussin'!"
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Bull$#|+ repeated in a big block of text in the same color as the t shirt so it's hard to read (maroon in my mind), big orange Buzzketball symbol over the block of text with a cursive "Quit Cussin" over the symbol.
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No, not really like that all. Though I've only actually tried one of the two. You should be more careful with your analogies, or another one might rise up to bite you on the ass.
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I can't believe it....what an awesome senior night for those guys. We've got some frustrating losses this year but we've also got some program changing wins! Simply remarkable!!!! FAM!!!
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Part of me wonders if Allens bucket would have gone it without Bagley tipping it. Bagley cost them the game. I imagine it won't be pleasant on the bus back to Durham with rat face.
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Try to find coach's interview with Burnop and Laaser if you're not listening to it live right now. He's definitely very emotional right now. Sounds like he's so proud of his guys and what they've built because they're buying in that he's about to lose it.
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this man right here has it figured out. Tears in the morning to start my day but I'll take it because I'm so proud to have this man in our corner training young men to live life the right way
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Blackshear, Horne, Bibbs, and NAW played terrific switch defense the whole night. It was defense that won this game. Duke took a ton of bad shots forced by the defense when VT couldn't get anything to fall.
FAM.
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This pairing was was impressive on both ends. Horne would seal the low post defender when KJ would get the ball at the elbow. This really freed KJ up to make plays.
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It's new, fresh & clean. I recommend it (this one, I can't account for the ones Alum07 frequented). My only complaints are accessibility/parking & the intercom is a tad too loud. Other than that, go for it.
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I am the MVP for this team... I wasn't going to say anything before tonight to jinx it but I had tickets to three basketball games this year as my Christmas present from my in-laws. UNC and Duke at home and UVa at JPJ... Wasn't able to use any of them so I sold them all...
You are all welcome.
Edit: I am also a little sick to my stomach to think that my presence might not have changed things and I missed three great (and two epic) wins that I should have seen in person. Therefore, in my mind my lack of presence was ESSENTIAL for victory.
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Unfortunately they didn't buy me any ACC tourny tix... I may see if I have enough brownie points saved up to get a few rounds of NCAA tix though... If so, anyone wanna buy them?
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Actually, I have to say that I'm a little responsible for this as well. For the last two years, EVERY. SINGLE. MOTHER FUCKING (Quit Cussing!) TIME that I check on a score of a Hokie game that I can't sit and watch whether it's football or basketball, they lose. Tonight I couldn't get in front of a TV until around 8:50, and I had no idea of the score, and the Hokies were down 5, but started the comeback.
You're welcome. It was hard to not punch it up on my phone for an hour and 50 minutes, dudes.
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The difference between IMG postgame interview Buzz and press conference postgame interview Buzz has never contrasted stronger than it has tonight. He's completely turned off now.
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During the post game interview Buzz was much more jovial and animated with Jon and Mike. Once he got to the press conference he was back to his typical hunched over quiet calculating self.
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Reddit was filled with comments saying Allen got fouled on the last 3 at the buzzer. Just watched it about 12 times and maybe a little contact, but nothing crazy and certainly less than what both teams were able to get away with all night.
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Allen should try out for the US National Soccer Team, he is the biggest effing flopper I've ever seen. Kid is like Bukcy Hodges after he makes a catch, can't help but just not fall to the ground.
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He might be one of the most lowkey dirty players I've seen play in a very long while. The only reason people aren't talking about him at the very least trying to trip TWO Hokies last night is that we're just fatigued of hearing about it all the time and listening to K bitch and moan that we're focusing on it too much. Sorry, but that kid does more extracurricular BS than I have seen from a single player in a very long time. If he played for anyone but Duke, he'd be a walking technical foul nightly.
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I'm probably in the minority (on my own?) I kind of like that Allen plays the way he does, I want Duke to have that player that all of America outside of Durham hates. Whether it's Laettner, Reddick, or Allen someone has to wear the black hat it makes the games more compelling, and all the sweeter for a result like last night. However I agree with your point that anyone but Duke and he'd be gone.
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Reddick was a league of his own.... dude would straight up take over a game from half court and flirt with your mom on the way back down. He had arrogance like I have never seen. Loved to watch him play due to him being from Cave Spring and a local guy. It's the only time I ever watched Duke was when he was there lighting it up before anyone had even heard of Step Curry.
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Reddick is one of the earliest memories I have of watching CBB and understanding he hate of rivalries. Growing up in Maryland and seeing the hate between UMD and Duke Fans (Transplants or bandwagoners?) I just remember you either loved Reddick or hated him.
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I have a similar issue with an long time friend that is a UVA fan. Every time the Facebook smack talk starts, all he does is attack the "Hokie arrogance" and I'm over here like um.....really? They literally have had to deal with their own ineptitude for so long that they perceive us as arrogant?!
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I was out at a bar on a first date and I'm 99% sure this guy is never going to call me again because I was LOSING MY FREAKING MIND and I don't even care.
Fuck Grayson Allen. Fuck Coach K. Go Hokies!
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I was high-fiving everyone within reach that wasn't wearing Duke blue π living in the Triangle, there were a lot delighted State and UNC fans around. Less Hokies than I would have liked. I prefer to be amongst my people.
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I was at Fox and Hound last night, but I would be willing to meet up just about anywhere. As long as it isn't super shady π I need a plan for the Miami game!
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No self respecting Hokie goes to the seersucker central known as North Hills...
Have you been out to the Leesville Tap Room for any games? It's where the alumni Chapter does the football game watching parties and I'm sure they'll do something for the tournament. I would be there for the Miami game but I'll be out of town.
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I didn't pick the place, I just showed up. Plus, North Hills has the closest Target, so...
Leesville Tap Room is basically on the other side of town from me. But it might be worth venturing out that way during the tournament. I'll have to put my non-anti-social pants on though, and I'm not sure I know where those are.
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Oh my god, you're right. Anyone that can't get on my level can gtfo. Does this mean all first dates should be scheduled around Hokie sports? I can dig it.
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Yes but...how strongly do you feel about Team Pie? I'm Team Cake myself. These are the real questions we should be asking ourselves before making such a commitment.
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"The Virginia Tech fans were rewarded for their enthusiasm -- despite the brief bad behavior -- as the Cavaliers held Duke scoreless over the game's final two minutes and Chris Clarke tipped in a missed shot with 4 seconds remaining for the victory."
Really? Fuck espn. Sorry for the cussing, Buzz.
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We're just trying to avoid TKP from becoming TSL, where you'll routinely see dozens of 4 decades old movie references to an innocuous post with zero value added to a conversation.
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So I was looking at the standings trying to figure out who to root for this week and there are still so many variables to figure out the ACCT seeds. I think a Miami win tomorrow would be huge because we have to beat the canes anyways to finish ahead of them and that would give us a shot at catching UNC. We also need Clemson and State to pick up another loss.
We have at least secured 1 bye since we can't drop below 9th.
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So, at a bar in the French Quarter. The Pelicans are playing the Suns which is on every screen, there's 1 minute left. The battery in my phone dies. I beg the bartender to put ESPN. There are now less than 20 seconds left, we have the ball, down by one. After pass, after pass, after pass, a fake, a pass, time's running out, we go for the jump shot... I scream because from the get go I can tell that it's not going in. I grip the bar, I scream. Then Clarke tips in in. WE COULD WIN THIS. There's only a few seconds left. Duke is scared. They rush, attempt a three for the win, but it's contested. I'm screaming. I'm the only person screaming. People are staring at me. I don't seem to care. It looks like Duke won but NO, the clock hit zero before the ball goes in. WE FUCKING WON. I'm now screaming louder but hey, now other people are screaming with me... We celebrate, we take a shot of some brown liquor somebody purchased to congratulate me on the Hokies WIN. What an experience.
I'm still drunk. We won. I can't believe it. Thank you FAM.
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I like that we go at Duke then get them at home. I think our guys will take a loss at Duke, but learn enough that when they come back to the Cassell for that second game they will be mentally chomping at the bit for it and the home crowd will provide the rest for another signature W.
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It's true. We were down 15 before I had a chance to open my beer, but once I opened it, we went on that 11-0 run in the first half. I also drank a Hopslam during the Clemson game.
Good thing overpriced Hopslam is readily available now. Gonna need a few packs to get me through the NCAA tourney.β #STICKTOSPROTS (@OhHerro) February 27, 2018
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After the first show this evening, I had a massive heart attack. The Doctor who saved my life told me I had 100% blockage of my LAD artery (aka "the Widow-Maker"). If I hadn't canceled show 2 to go to the hospital, I would've died tonight. But for now, I'm still above ground! pic.twitter.com/M5gSnW9E5hβ KevinSmith (@ThatKevinSmith) February 26, 2018
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MY PANTS WILL NEVER BE ON AGAIN
COACH K'S CLIPBOARD AIN'T PLAYED NOBODY PAWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLL!!!!!!!!!
FAAAAAAM!
So very Hokie...lose to the worse team and beat the better team on a short turnaround
Fammmmiiiilllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
I love everything
Except Duke
...and LOLUVA
...and Matt Ryan
...and Salty Patt
...and unicorns
Narduzzi
I THINK WE'RE GOING DANCING
AN OFFENSIVE REBOUND TO WIN A FUCKING GAME......WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT..... HOKIE MURDER ROW... ROWING DOWN THAT TOP 10
Hate to say it, but the crowd was right. That call was bullsβt!
Bullshit move by Buzz. This isn't Liberty.
FAM!
FIFY.
HOKIES RESPECT
Apologies, however, obligatory (for shits'n gigs).
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If you're not sure, don't ask ESPN.
I always go back and check comment history before I downvote. Go fuck yourself.
Gotta say, I loved it when Buzz grabbed the mike!
Yeah, every school cusses sometimes, but him calling out a few fans was his way of keeping it classy.
#Hokierespect
Hasn't that been the case against both UVA and Notre Dame also? Kinda weird coincidence.
FULLY LIT FAM!!!
FAAAAAMMMM!!!!!
WOOOOOOOOO
DANCING FAMMMπ₯π₯π₯
Chris Clarke is a goddamn warlock.
Early season hot takes exposed.
We're going dancing fam!
What a MONUMENTAL UPSET FAMMMMM!!
We going bowling!
I just ran up and down my house 10 times yelling we beat the damn dukies!!!!
Everyone is sleeping so I quietly stomped around the kitchen.
I'm sorry I doubted us FAM.
I turned it on and we went down 9. I turned it off and we won.
Thank you. We are going to need you to find something to do next game.
FTFY
OF ALL THE GAMES I HAVE NO IDEA HOW WE WON I HAVE THE LEAST IDEA HOW WE WON THIS ONE
Chris. Freaking. Clarke.
That's how. He was a man among boys the last two minutes or so.
FAM WE AINT NEVER GONNA STOP THAT CUSSIN' NOW!!!
Now, now. Don't make Buzz have the pause the game again. FAM!!!
FRONT PAGE OF ESPN FAM!!
TIME TO TAKE MY PANTS OFF FAM!
WHAT ARE PANTS? LIT
Why were your Pants on the FAM?
Grayson Allen:
He gonna cry in the car.

I hope Grayson Allen has a miserable TRIP home, FAM.
Check out his defense of Clarke there at the end after a steal. He came as close to tripping Chris as you could come and not get called.
FAAAAAM. Fuck Grayson Allen right in his Zodiac-Killer-lookalike face!
Relevant cross-stitch my wife made
I don't think we have ever seen Grayson Allen and Ted Cruz in the same place.

If it wasn't for the shading, I could not have told that those were faceswapped
I am pouring more bourbon.
Oh Virginia Tech....
(pushes up glasses)
I mean, it is the largest land-grant university in the Commonwealth, so...
Grayson Allen with an hairball to end the game.... FAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
there would have been a full on riot if they had called a foul on that shot!
"Experts": Tech's tourney chances may be dead
Chris Clarke:
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Young Grayson.
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Oh and with this win we have now beaten NC State, North Carolina, Virginia, and now Duke in the last time we have played in football and basketball
All basketball wins came this year
NC2VT!
Pitt and BC?
I only listed the ones that matter...
You only listed the ones that don't eat [redacted by Buzz Williams]
This year, we have beaten "1", 5, 10, and 15.
Nice.
We got our land back FAM!!!
And Fuck Grayson Allen!
Can someone on here help me change my username to LawdFAMGreasy!?!?!?!?!?!
KBJ was putting in WORK on the defensive end tonight
He plays the kind of game where he can and will dominate once he learns to play hard without fouling. It looks like that came together as this season passed. He has all the makings to be very, very good in the next couple years.
No doubt. He plays smart and doesn't allow himself to get in foul trouble we are going to be a tough out for anyone.
Who among you would buy a "Quit Cussin'" t-shirt? Upvote for yes.
3XL I'm a big dude
Can you hide "BUUUULLSHIIIIIT" on it somewhere? Like real small font. Maybe even in the same color as the shirt is. But we'd know it was there.
put it on the underside of the shirt. When a questionable call happen the castle guard can raise up their shirts, then put it down when Buzz looks their way
Edit: It's my birthday, somebody plaid my arse!
You. I like you.
I see how it is.....
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I regret that I already gave you my leg π©
This
At least 2. Probably 4.
This needs to go plaid by the end of the night...
Goddammit, I love me some Buzz Fucking Williams. That was bold motherfucking move to grab that mike. Hell yes.
I really think someone throwing something was the point here. They have chanted that many times since Buzz has been here.
My theory is he was asking them to stop for a second so he could tell them to stop throwing things on the court. He just did it in the buzz williams way.
The man is all about culture though so it could have been both. Love that guy. What a job he has done. Blows my mind.
John Gruden, is that you?
The moniker outside Buzz's office has his title as "Chief Culture Officer"...
A bunch of little angry stick people with their arms raised and "#*@!*!!" coming from their mouths, with a giant Buzzsaw heading toward them that says, "Quit Cussin'!"
Close to my idea
Bull$#|+ repeated in a big block of text in the same color as the t shirt so it's hard to read (maroon in my mind), big orange Buzzketball symbol over the block of text with a cursive "Quit Cussin" over the symbol.
Heard this elsewhere, but my favorite T-shirt idea so far:
Quit Cussin'
Start Jumpin'
I eliminated sleep in order to make this happen. I hope y'all enjoy: https://shop.thekeyplay.com/collections/frontpage/products/quit-cussin-t....
Ordered!
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They ship March 24th? That means we will have them in time for when we play in the National Championship.
FUCKING FAMMMMMMM! Guess I'll have to be working during every game that WE'RE DANCING, baby!
FAM! It looks like a tangent function for the good guys!
I love this. I love this so much.
Let me tell you, the end of that game was way better than a drive through Maryland. FAM.
Yeah, but did you at least get some pit beef?
There are a lot of things that are better than a drive through Maryland.
Like a tooth extraction through the anus?
No, not really like that all. Though I've only actually tried one of the two. You should be more careful with your analogies, or another one might rise up to bite you on the ass.
SOMEONE SHARES MY DISDAIN OF MARYLAND?!?!
Friends???
It's an exclusive club known as "everyone"
I'm guessing you're new around these parts.... welcome and we all believe Maryland is the chinballs of the US of A
At least until we start MD2VT, and then the state will actually just be more NOVA...
I can't believe it....what an awesome senior night for those guys. We've got some frustrating losses this year but we've also got some program changing wins! Simply remarkable!!!! FAM!!!
FIRST FOUR OUT IN LUNARDI'S BRACKET TOMORROW FAM
When can we start cussing again?
GOBBLE GOBBLE MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!
didn't you hear coach buzz?
Let's go dancing FAM!
JESCO!!!!!
Dancin Outlaw in the flesh!
Sorry for being nitpicky but that's actually Jesco's father, D. Ray White. This gif is from the documentary Talking Feet.
GOING DANCING FAM
FAM
I walked in late from work and missed the 5-3 lead. Chris Clarke does very little for like 38 minutes and comes out and bails the whole thing out.
If I hadn't seem UVA miss pretty much the same shot at the end of that, I would have had a heart attack when trippapotamus jacked that up at the end.
Fully deserved court storming on senior night.
Fuck Grayson Allen.
Fuck Matt Ryan.
Part of me wonders if Allens bucket would have gone it without Bagley tipping it. Bagley cost them the game. I imagine it won't be pleasant on the bus back to Durham with rat face.
Way short
Rewatched already, not even close.
And by that I mean 0.3
Ball wouldn't have even hit the rim. It looked like Bagley caught it below the basket.
Mood
great now duke is gonna be the new #1
Hypppeee
FAM, LOVE YOU ALL!!!
I swear on a good night we can beat anyone and on a bad night we can lose to anyone.
It's both maddening and glorious at the same time.
It's just the kind of dork magic you need to make a Cinderella run. Let's do this!
CC was fulled dipped
I GOTTA GO TO BED NOW FAM!!!
GOTTA GET THAT 8 HOURS OF DOCTOR RECOMMENDED SLEEP FAM!!!!
Called it...
https://youtu.be/vjOwLU9vUyA
I can't embed it but awesome.
Here you go.
It's funny how, even in this video, the ref is standing there having an intimate convo with K...
He was trying get him to pull a TV Teddy, and hand him a win on a technicality at the end.
That happened all night. The refs were acting like they were his assistant coaches. So ridiculous. Buzz had enough of it in the 2nd half also.
The commentators were all over it on the broadcast. It was getting...

Loved the passive/aggressive call out of the refs in front of everybody.
the only way that couldve been better is if clarke tbagged allen for the win
I thought it was going to happen with 25 seconds left.
THROWBACK TIME, FAM
Quit Cussin
WHAM BAM, THANK YOU FAM!
Our fucking coach had to tell us to quit cussing πππππ€£π€£π€£
How do we get a GIF on a t-shirt?
This is going to become an all time great TKP meme.
i knew it the minute buzz shut up the students.
HOKIE HOKIE HOKIE HI DOOK JUST LOST TO VPI
FAM!!! ALWAYS LOVE BEATING DOOK
They better not rank DOOK at #4 after beating them π‘
Obligatory: FUCK LOLUVA TOO
Try to find coach's interview with Burnop and Laaser if you're not listening to it live right now. He's definitely very emotional right now. Sounds like he's so proud of his guys and what they've built because they're buying in that he's about to lose it.
Buzz is speaking off the cuff a lot more than he normally does. Much less pausing and parsing out what he wants to say.
THANKS.... just listened to the end - Buzz " Mama we're going!!!!!!!"
Anyone know where we can find it? They're occasionally posted on the youtube.
Here ya go! VT Athletics
The shade thrown at Berman hahah
this man right here has it figured out. Tears in the morning to start my day but I'll take it because I'm so proud to have this man in our corner training young men to live life the right way
That little kid on Buzz's lap is looking around like "how did I get in the middle of this"...
Momma save me!
Annnnd, a couple Duke fans hanging around for some more pain!
Whose kid was that? The facial expressions were great.
needs less tar heel blue
Also it looks like it says "DUCK FUKE". I would've gone with "FUCK DUKE" but that's just me
Fam, cuit your qussin'.
My FAM just went from FAM to FAM.
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Perfectly thrown alley-oop by NAW, just like Buzz drew it up I'm sure
Blackshear, Horne, Bibbs, and NAW played terrific switch defense the whole night. It was defense that won this game. Duke took a ton of bad shots forced by the defense when VT couldn't get anything to fall.
FAM.
This pairing was was impressive on both ends. Horne would seal the low post defender when KJ would get the ball at the elbow. This really freed KJ up to make plays.
Coach k such a bitch. He threw a whiteboard and barely acknowledged Buzz.
WE BEAT THE FIGHTING RAT FACES! LIT
HAVE A NICE TRIP GREYSON! FAM
EDIT: Oh yeah. And also, I BANG'D MY WIFE LAST NIGHT (& during the game)!!!
You know what you now have to do the rest of the season, right?
Congrats on the sex!
Beyond the TMI part of it, I'm just wondering if you mean twice??? Or "(& IT WAS during the game)"
At least I know it was during the game for sure AND that there was a post banging reflection meal of wings @ the newly opened Zaxby's in town.
Crap, I haven't been to that Zaxby's yet. Is it every bit as good as I remember it from 10 years ago when I was in the "South"?
I'm pretty sure that Zaxbys is now off limits
What is up with Zaxby's? Are they having issues like Chipotle?
Did Chipotle have issues? See, I don't know these things because I'm not a heathen and go to Moe's instead
HokieMacGruber was in there after his sexcapades
It's new, fresh & clean. I recommend it (this one, I can't account for the ones Alum07 frequented). My only complaints are accessibility/parking & the intercom is a tad too loud. Other than that, go for it.
If it's too loud......turn it down.
Well, all I can say is for the next game, and all the remaining games, is:

Why is she being redundant?
I am the MVP for this team... I wasn't going to say anything before tonight to jinx it but I had tickets to three basketball games this year as my Christmas present from my in-laws. UNC and Duke at home and UVa at JPJ... Wasn't able to use any of them so I sold them all...
You are all welcome.
Edit: I am also a little sick to my stomach to think that my presence might not have changed things and I missed three great (and two epic) wins that I should have seen in person. Therefore, in my mind my lack of presence was ESSENTIAL for victory.
Your in-laws sold the ACC tournament tix as well, right?
Unfortunately they didn't buy me any ACC tourny tix... I may see if I have enough brownie points saved up to get a few rounds of NCAA tix though... If so, anyone wanna buy them?
Actually, I have to say that I'm a little responsible for this as well. For the last two years, EVERY. SINGLE. MOTHER FUCKING (Quit Cussing!) TIME that I check on a score of a Hokie game that I can't sit and watch whether it's football or basketball, they lose. Tonight I couldn't get in front of a TV until around 8:50, and I had no idea of the score, and the Hokies were down 5, but started the comeback.
You're welcome. It was hard to not punch it up on my phone for an hour and 50 minutes, dudes.
The difference between IMG postgame interview Buzz and press conference postgame interview Buzz has never contrasted stronger than it has tonight. He's completely turned off now.
Could you explain what that means
During the post game interview Buzz was much more jovial and animated with Jon and Mike. Once he got to the press conference he was back to his typical hunched over quiet calculating self.
sooooo.... did we beat Duke?
Y'all I am disappointed we stormed the court. It wasn't a big enough win /s
Quadrants Shmadrants
FAM!!
Had to record the game tonight, just got finished watching. We've won every game I've recorded and watched on a delay this season...
2_hokie_5 has a DVR you can borrow.
The corroded one?
Oh Twitter is a goldmine right now of butthurt Dookies accusing the refs of being biased against Duke
One of my friends who is a Dook fan (yeah yeah I know...) said the refs were "sucking vts dick all night." I told him to lay off the salt.
It's just baffling to me that if Duke gets less than 100% of the 50/50 calls, their fans all think there's some conspiracy against them.
Speaking of salt, how about Coach K's "handshake?" What a poor loser.
I'd be pretty upset too if I had spent the entire game with the refs' balls in my mouth and didn't walk away with a W
LOL just spit out my drink
Reddit was filled with comments saying Allen got fouled on the last 3 at the buzzer. Just watched it about 12 times and maybe a little contact, but nothing crazy and certainly less than what both teams were able to get away with all night.
Allen should try out for the US National Soccer Team, he is the biggest effing flopper I've ever seen. Kid is like Bukcy Hodges after he makes a catch, can't help but just not fall to the ground.
He might be one of the most lowkey dirty players I've seen play in a very long while. The only reason people aren't talking about him at the very least trying to trip TWO Hokies last night is that we're just fatigued of hearing about it all the time and listening to K bitch and moan that we're focusing on it too much. Sorry, but that kid does more extracurricular BS than I have seen from a single player in a very long time. If he played for anyone but Duke, he'd be a walking technical foul nightly.
I'm probably in the minority (on my own?) I kind of like that Allen plays the way he does, I want Duke to have that player that all of America outside of Durham hates. Whether it's Laettner, Reddick, or Allen someone has to wear the black hat it makes the games more compelling, and all the sweeter for a result like last night. However I agree with your point that anyone but Duke and he'd be gone.
Reddick was a league of his own.... dude would straight up take over a game from half court and flirt with your mom on the way back down. He had arrogance like I have never seen. Loved to watch him play due to him being from Cave Spring and a local guy. It's the only time I ever watched Duke was when he was there lighting it up before anyone had even heard of Step Curry.
Reddick is one of the earliest memories I have of watching CBB and understanding he hate of rivalries. Growing up in Maryland and seeing the hate between UMD and Duke Fans (Transplants or bandwagoners?) I just remember you either loved Reddick or hated him.
Anybody got video of the attempted trips?
I have a similar issue with an long time friend that is a UVA fan. Every time the Facebook smack talk starts, all he does is attack the "Hokie arrogance" and I'm over here like um.....really? They literally have had to deal with their own ineptitude for so long that they perceive us as arrogant?!
Is it arrogance if you know you're going to win?
FaaaaaaaammmmmmMMMMMM!!!
FAM!!
I was out at a bar on a first date and I'm 99% sure this guy is never going to call me again because I was LOSING MY FREAKING MIND and I don't even care.
Fuck Grayson Allen. Fuck Coach K. Go Hokies!
He's probably a Wahoo.
He did say he grew up near Charlottesville π€π€
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Sounds like you dodged a bullet then
So loudly proclaiming I would happily curb-stomp Grayson Allen's face had nothing to do with the outcome? Good to know.
Any Hokie fan would ask you to marry them on the spot.
I was high-fiving everyone within reach that wasn't wearing Duke blue π living in the Triangle, there were a lot delighted State and UNC fans around. Less Hokies than I would have liked. I prefer to be amongst my people.
Which bar? I'm in the Triangle as well and wouldn't mind watching upcoming games with some other Hokies
I was at Fox and Hound last night, but I would be willing to meet up just about anywhere. As long as it isn't super shady π I need a plan for the Miami game!
No self respecting Hokie goes to the seersucker central known as North Hills...
Have you been out to the Leesville Tap Room for any games? It's where the alumni Chapter does the football game watching parties and I'm sure they'll do something for the tournament. I would be there for the Miami game but I'll be out of town.
I didn't pick the place, I just showed up. Plus, North Hills has the closest Target, so...
Leesville Tap Room is basically on the other side of town from me. But it might be worth venturing out that way during the tournament. I'll have to put my non-anti-social pants on though, and I'm not sure I know where those are.
If that isn't a reason for him to call you again, than you deserve better.
Yeah, this seems like it could be a real time-saver for you.
Oh my god, you're right. Anyone that can't get on my level can gtfo. Does this mean all first dates should be scheduled around Hokie sports? I can dig it.
If I was that guy I'd be making plans with you for March 3,6,7,8,9,10...
Every day of football season, too. When is the NCAA wrestling tournament? Track and field?
If it doesn't work out, will you marry me?
Yes but...how strongly do you feel about Team Pie? I'm Team Cake myself. These are the real questions we should be asking ourselves before making such a commitment.
I have it on good authority that Jason is out of whack
Quit cussin!
Cake all day long. I'll even bake us a wedding cake.
This is cool I guess....Do y'all know each other? First TKP Courtship?
Never met him. But I mean, we already have so much in common, amirite? Plus, pro Team Cake. Can't go wrong.
I gotta sign up for TKPCONLY.COM. That's what I have been missing.
I feel like Joe is missing a very lucrative opportunity here.

Pie was not meant for dessert. You're supposed to put cheese and peporonni on it.
I hear there are folks around here that don't like cheese.
Hahaha. I'm starting to like you myself.
Well fam, I guess I'm never watching a VT basketball game again. It's a tough sacrifice, but the national championship will be worth it.
Reintroduce yourself in the ACC tourney and go from there.
I'm joining you, I didn't watch the win tonight, or the one against NCST, LOLUVA, or Klempson. Maybe I can listen to Laaz and Mikey?
GREAT QUALITY LOSS FOR DUKE FAM!
Committee will probably move us up to Q1 to improve Duke's resume.
FAMMMMM! I love all y'all. Being in Cassell for that was absolutely amazing.
FAM for the seniors!!!!!!
Great career for Bibbs and Wilson. Your parting gift is (hopefully a few) extra games.
Suck it Greyson.
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You realize that's not a bar graph right?
I like bars
Yes?
Glad we are on the same page
Can't wait for one of you computer nerds to put this over 5's shimmy
Kerry only had two fouls in 37 minutes FAM! So many great things about this game.
Look at us all getting along just 2 days after the Louisville game
I hope we haven't accepted our NIT invitation yet
Ein Prosit, ein Prosit
Der GemΓΌtlichkeit
Ein Prosit, ein Prosit
Der GemΓΌtlichkeit.
*Chugs beer*
BRING ME ANOTHER
*shotguns a Busch Light*
HELL YEAAAAAA BROTHERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.espn.com/mens-college-basketball/story/_/id/22590656/virginia...
"The Virginia Tech fans were rewarded for their enthusiasm -- despite the brief bad behavior -- as the Cavaliers held Duke scoreless over the game's final two minutes and Chris Clarke tipped in a missed shot with 4 seconds remaining for the victory."
Really? Fuck espn. Sorry for the cussing, Buzz.
- ESPN, probably
So proud of the way we fought tonight. Go HOKIES!!!
With tonight's win, we've beaten every team we've played from PA, MD, VA, NC, SC, and Georgia.
FAM.
seeing Cassell at its full potential was awesome, we have the best damn fans.
Can someone check the record on Princess Leia Clarke. By my (mostly inebriated) recollection, that haircut is undefeated.
ummmm we lost to Louisville and he had it
Doesn't count. We vacated
And it's the only game I wasn't able to watch while he had that hairstyle. Thank you, blackout π‘
Except for you know... two days ago.
Aaaaa screw it he's on a roll
Like when the German's bombed Pearl Harbor?
Careful, that's a community guidelines violation.
Actually, in this instance, it's relevant. I think.
We're just trying to avoid TKP from becoming TSL, where you'll routinely see dozens of 4 decades old movie references to an innocuous post with zero value added to a conversation.
Chris Clark reminds me of this video sometimes but damn did he pull it all out in the last few minutes of this win!
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https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=crazy+hopping+macaroni+penguin&&view=detail&mid=9DE2D85B64717AB9AEC09DE2D85B64717AB9AEC0&&FORM=VRDGAR
Does anyone have the video of Bagley getting packed?
Fam, we haven't danced in consecutive seasons for over 30 years. Let that sink in
GUESS WHAT FAM

WE'RE GOING DANCIN'
(Shrugs shoulders)
Wow, that is well done.
Annnddd, scary...!
So the announcers mentioned the Cassell shaking are the end... they weren't lying!
Non FAM business...
Where was Ahmed Hill? Did he even play? Doghouse? Anyone? Anyone?
Hill played. He was Buzz's third and most successful adjustment to break Allen's rhythm in the 1st half. Allen never got it going again.
He had maybe 2:00. By my count 8 guys saw the court.
Edit: Looks like he had 8 minutes.
So I was looking at the standings trying to figure out who to root for this week and there are still so many variables to figure out the ACCT seeds. I think a Miami win tomorrow would be huge because we have to beat the canes anyways to finish ahead of them and that would give us a shot at catching UNC. We also need Clemson and State to pick up another loss.
We have at least secured 1 bye since we can't drop below 9th.
I was asleep π
Night shift throwing me off
So, at a bar in the French Quarter. The Pelicans are playing the Suns which is on every screen, there's 1 minute left. The battery in my phone dies. I beg the bartender to put ESPN. There are now less than 20 seconds left, we have the ball, down by one. After pass, after pass, after pass, a fake, a pass, time's running out, we go for the jump shot... I scream because from the get go I can tell that it's not going in. I grip the bar, I scream. Then Clarke tips in in. WE COULD WIN THIS. There's only a few seconds left. Duke is scared. They rush, attempt a three for the win, but it's contested. I'm screaming. I'm the only person screaming. People are staring at me. I don't seem to care. It looks like Duke won but NO, the clock hit zero before the ball goes in. WE FUCKING WON. I'm now screaming louder but hey, now other people are screaming with me... We celebrate, we take a shot of some brown liquor somebody purchased to congratulate me on the Hokies WIN. What an experience.
I'm still drunk. We won. I can't believe it. Thank you FAM.
Your Honor, I'd like to enter into evidence People's Exhibit #4,629 that proves that New Orleans is the best city of all the cities
I read that as somebody bought him a shot to shut him the fuck (sorry, Buzz) up.
Just nice people this time. I returned the favor, tipped the bartender and carried on.
FAM!
NAW needs to see this! That is awesome!
I don't have Twitter. Someone is more than welcome to send it his way.
There will be Duke game babies in 9 months.
Oh god....the lady friend was out of town last night.....oh well FAMMMMMMM
It's not like it has to be a down-to-the-minute thing. If you're within a couple weeks the kid will figure it out when he's old enough.
Ye of little faith! Called it a month ago FAM!!!
http://www.thekeyplay.com/comment/647938#comment-647938
I see a yellow eyed serpent and a low APR.
fam.
Duke went without a made field goal for the final 7:02 of the game. Let the Hokies in the assembly say "Fam".
F A M
Chris Clarke scored the final six points of the game. Let the Hokies in the assembly say "Fam".
F A M
The deciding points of the game came on what amounted to an offensive rebound and put back. Let the Hokies in the assembly say "Fam".
F A M
Kerry Blackshear went 5-6 from the free throw line, and had more steals plus blocks than personal fouls. Let the Hokies in the assembly say "Fam".
F A M
Duke had 18 turnovers on only 13 assists. Let the Hokies in the assembly say "Fam".
F A M
Grayson Allen account for a third of Duke's turnovers. Let the Hokies in the assembly say "Fam".
F A M
Cassell Coliseum registered seismic activity. Let the Hokies in the assembly scream "Fam!"
F A M !
This is my favorite part of every FAM thread.
I only started in the Clemson Fam thread, so I'll keep it going
Breaking news: Coach K will have elective back surgery so he can blame an assistant coach for blowing the last week of the season /s
edited for more appropriate Coach K sadness.
We going dancin!
I think 2 things helped the stars align to make the final run to victory:
1: "Quit Cussin'"
2: I went to the fridge and opened my beer.
There were no Duke field goals made after that point.
Drink More Beer FAM!
It's true. We were down 15 before I had a chance to open my beer, but once I opened it, we went on that 11-0 run in the first half. I also drank a Hopslam during the Clemson game.
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We're Dancing FAAAAMMMMM!!!!!
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Am I the only one who finds it cool that the π in the title also shows up in the url for this post? Unicode will get after ya