Caveat: Yes, The Athletic is a pay site, so per community guidelines, I'm not going to post the link. Nor am I going to cut/paste the substantive portions of the answer to the question. But the question and the first two paragraphs of the five paragraph answer are so TKP that it had to be someone here. (And this was the second of two VT-related questions.)
Is Va. Tech better off in the long term with Mike Young than the much-traveled Brent Williams? Young wants to be there long term, and it's home for him. Brent was looking to leave as soon as an opening in Texas appeared. — Ron R.
No. 1: I've never heard Buzz Williams referred to as "Brent." I had to pull up his Wikipedia page just to make sure this was actually his real first name. That's ... tremendous.
No. 2: I'm guessing, Ron, that you're not using Williams' ubiquitous nickname as a way of intentionally withholding endearment. If so, this is also tremendous. I enjoy quality sports pettiness as much as anyone, and this is sports pettiness of the highest order. Bravo.
So, Bravo to you, Mr. Unnamed TKP Question Submitter. You got moxy, kid. Don't ever let them take that from you.