Hatin' on Coach K

Well I know I'm tired of sitting around waiting on the new DC announcement so since we actually have a pretty significant game at the castle tonight I thought I would get a Friday distraction thread going.

On of Coach K's favorite players was this guy...

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Coach K thought Grayson Allen didn't trip enough people.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

COACH K ACTUALLY COACHED GRAYSON "PUNCH ME IN THE FACE PLEASE" ALLEN TO TRIP PEOPLE!

Some people have argued that Coach K is not an asshole but actually a whole ass.

HE IS AN ASS AND HALF!

But somehow just smells like the hole part.

Coach K had a team with 3 top ten picks and let loluva win a national championship

COACH K ACTUALLY MADE SATANIC SACRIFICE SO THAT UVA WOULD WIN A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP AND BEAT VT TO RECLAIM THE COMMONWEALTH CUP!

Coach K had a tummy ache during the Stephen F. Austin game and that's why they lost.

No, really.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Coach K said Stephen F. Austin isn't invited to his birthday party any more and it is going to be at Chuck E. Cheese and have ice cream cake.

COACH K WILL MAKE UP COCKAMAMIE BULLSHIT EXCUSE TO EXPLAIN WHY HE LOST TO STEPHEN F. AUSTIN.

COACH K IS THE SPAWN OF SATAN!

DUCK FUKE!

That's f'ning hilarious.

HOW ELSE DO YOU EXPLAIN HIS LEVEL OF SUCCESS? LOOK AT HOW HE CLOSELY RESEMBLES SATAN!

Coach K doesn't like baby Yoda.

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Coach K looks like a llama.

I think he looks like a rat

You will see this game, this upset and this sign next on ESPN Sportscenter. Virginia Tech 31 Miami 7

Ferrets agree.

Click here to destroy wall.

Coach K once lectured Zabian Dowdell on the court for celebrating too much after a win in Blacksburg

King Alum of the House Hokie, the First of His Name, Khal of the Turkey Legs, The rightful Heir to the Big Board, the Unbanned, Breaker of Trolls and Father of Gritty

BUT HE WILL SCREAM AT REFS WHEN THEY CALL A FOUL ON DUKE!

Coach K thinks your volume is at an acceptable indoor voice level

King Alum of the House Hokie, the First of His Name, Khal of the Turkey Legs, The rightful Heir to the Big Board, the Unbanned, Breaker of Trolls and Father of Gritty

COACH K TAKES VOCAL LESSON FROM SATAN!

Even when leading by double digits and having an embarrassing number of fouls called on the other team while only a spare few on Duke. Jerk's a class A+ whiner.

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

Coach K is the reason they put a "K" on your stat line when you strike out.

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Coach K is going to step away for the season with "back issues" following his loss to VT tonight.

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Coach K thought Deron Washington acted inappropriately towards Greg Paulus

I don't know what a Hokie is, but God is one of them!

Coach K pretends like he knows who the VT DC is going to be and when the announcement will happen.

Every day, he tweets it's going to be tomorrow.

Coach K looks like one of the goblins from Harry Potter

"Tyrod did it, Mikey!"

And now my gum is on my keyboard.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

Man, I just cleaned the gum off the keyboard.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

King Alum of the House Hokie, the First of His Name, Khal of the Turkey Legs, The rightful Heir to the Big Board, the Unbanned, Breaker of Trolls and Father of Gritty

Coach Krysbbfjckxkkskdjbfbskckjvjfzzjzizizjzjzjzjzj thinks we were respectful to do a "Lovin On: David Cutcliffe" thread

Let's Go

HOKIES

Coach K shows up to a dinner party with a bottle of Boones Farms. And leaves with a full bottle of Buffalo Trace.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

Coach K is the type of guy that would tweet that the VT DC will be announced "today" every day

edit: dang it. too slow.

Coach K starts his voicemail to you by telling you what time it is

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

Coach K has friends who don't know what time it is.

Coach K walked off the court without shaking hands after we beat Duke in Cassell our first year in the ACC.

He probably doesn't wash his hands after taking a dump, so maybe that isn't such a bad thing.

Coach K is jealous of Coach Elemino Pee.

Coach K has a tattoo of a rat on his face

I know this is old but I couldn't resist

Coach K anagrams to Fuck UVa.

Leonard. Duh.

Wouldn't that be Lovin' on Coach K? I feel gross now.

Coach K doesn't like memes and gifs and thinks they should be banned from existence.

1-0 every week

Coach K doesn't actually need a forum thread to prove people hate him.

He needs forum threads to prove anyone actually likes him.

Oh and Coach K whines in Hatin On threads until he gets his way.

Nike funnels their top AAU recruits to Duke and pays them via 3rd parties significant cash. Coach K wins 95% of his games because of this,and not because of his superior hoops knowledge. K has been doing this for years while pretending he and Duke are saints. Nike does this because Duke provides plausible deniability as a tops hoops school and K is a long time Nike endorser that knows where the bones are buried. K uses his influence over his players to sign with Nike as pro's of course. It's all a sham.

pretending he and Duke are saints

Their mascot is a blue devil. When people show you who they are, believe them.

One of those is loved. The other looks like Coach K.

Coach K wears shape ups.

Coach K anagrams to Cock? Ha!

Coach K is a dick.

HokieObsession

Coach K doesn't even know how to pronounce his name properly.

Coach K is so hatable that he almost makes you root for LOLUVa when they play against Duke. Almost.

And we lost<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

"Hey Bud, you wont have to hold the opponent to 17 points anymore."