Tavien Feaster Down to Hokies and Cocks

Tavien Feaster provided a recruiting update to The State.

His finalists are Virginia Tech and South Carolina and he seems confident he will graduate. It's a promising update from the Tech perspective.

"I can carry a load for a team," Feaster continued. "If I felt like I couldn't carry the load, I wouldn't have left Clemson. I feel like I'm the best in the country. I feel like given my opportunity, I will be the best in the country."

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"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

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Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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“I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter”~steven wright

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Old sigline: I've been cutting back on the drinking.

New Sigline: lol it's football season.

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the numbers don’t lie and they spell disaster

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Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies

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Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

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Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

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The doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughing at me.

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2023 Season Challenge: TBD
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Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

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I'm here for the memes, I just stay for the football.

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Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

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I'm here for the memes, I just stay for the football.

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Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

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"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

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"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

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"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it." - K

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uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

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Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

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Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

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Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

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Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

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Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

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Doesn't matter if it's cake or pie as long as it's chocolate.

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21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

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Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

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"War was always here. Before man was, war waited for him. The ultimate trade awaiting its ultimate practitioner.”~~Judge Holden

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I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

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If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

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Joffrey, Cersei, Ilyn Payne, the Hound, Jeff Jagodzinski, Paul Johnson, Pat Narduzzi.

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I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

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Virginia Tech School of Architecture Class of 2014
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Joffrey, Cersei, Ilyn Payne, the Hound, Jeff Jagodzinski, Paul Johnson, Pat Narduzzi.

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"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it." - K

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Joffrey, Cersei, Ilyn Payne, the Hound, Jeff Jagodzinski, Paul Johnson, Pat Narduzzi.

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Joffrey, Cersei, Ilyn Payne, the Hound, Jeff Jagodzinski, Paul Johnson, Pat Narduzzi.

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"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

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Joffrey, Cersei, Ilyn Payne, the Hound, Jeff Jagodzinski, Paul Johnson, Pat Narduzzi.

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"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

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Joffrey, Cersei, Ilyn Payne, the Hound, Jeff Jagodzinski, Paul Johnson, Pat Narduzzi.

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Joffrey, Cersei, Ilyn Payne, the Hound, Jeff Jagodzinski, Paul Johnson, Pat Narduzzi.

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"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

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2023 Season Challenge: TBD
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Joffrey, Cersei, Ilyn Payne, the Hound, Jeff Jagodzinski, Paul Johnson, Pat Narduzzi.

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"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it." - K

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Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

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Marshall University graduate.
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Formerly known as JWillHokieAlum.

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"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

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2023 Season Challenge: TBD
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Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

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Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

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Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

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Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

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21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

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Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies

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Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

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Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

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