OT: How do I convince my wife to go with me to get Stick it in ale?


Well I missed the launch party so now I need to figure out how to get there some other time soon. I need to convince the wife to go too.

I believe that technically this should be in the football forum, but not everyone shares my passions.

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Promise her you'll lay off the cucumbers for a month.

"Sooner or later, if man is ever to be worthy of his destiny, we must fill our heart with tolerance."
-Stan Lee

"Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing."
-Ron Swanson

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

Still debating as to whether this topic is a euphemism or not.

I support you either way man. Give it hell.

Why not both?

Promise her that you will do something that she wants to do.
Provided that she is a fan of ale, promise to share. If she is not a fan of ale promise to get her the beverage of her choosing.

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Why does she need convincing? What are you doing wrong?

Because I married a girl that doesn't like beer. There are pros, I have a DD.

Does she not like the taste of beer or the idea of beer/drinking?

If it is just that she does not like drinking beer because she doesn't like the taste, then that is when you promise to get her whatever beverage she does like.

Date Day: You both pick something you want to do. Your activity is getting Stick It In Ale and hers is whatever.

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Taste, which at most breweries means you get nothing. Some will allow you to bring other food in.

Tell her your girlfriend already said she wants to go also?


Na they don't really get along all that well.

Yo, $50 for a case?

Yikes on a whole new level of yikes

King Alum of the House Hokie, the First of His Name, Khal of the Turkey Legs, The rightful Heir to the Big Board, the Unbanned, Breaker of Trolls and Father of Gritty

I mean, around me, I see craft beers for around $10-12 for a six pack, so this is about the same. You're also paying for novelty, but this also goes to a charity.

Virginia Tech Class of 2013
Mining and Minerals Engineering

Sailing the Eastern Seas....on a ship filled with sand....

But this beer will get after ya.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

Well shit, all these years and I never knew that was Bill Burr until this very moment.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

Anyone else misread the title of this thread terribly at first glance? Oof

It's people like you why we don't get to have this cheer at games! Stop your dirty mind and think for one second about those poor young football players that just want to score. Young men every where practicing very hard just for the chance to stick it in, just the tip mind you, it's all you need to make it count.

The better question is, how do I convince someone on this site to get some delivered to me in East Tennessee? I have the Venmos... And local brewery beers if someone wants to trade.

Virginia Tech Class of 2013
Mining and Minerals Engineering

Sailing the Eastern Seas....on a ship filled with sand....

Yeah I already have a friend that wants me to fly it to Okalahoma.

Show her this.

#Let's Go - Hokies

Dude every married man in existence wants to know the answer to this question...

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
I served in the United States Navy"


Take your girlfriend?

"Hey Bud, you wont have to hold the opponent to 17 points anymore."

I can't wait to buy a case when the restock this. I'll drink all but one. The last one will sit upon my mantle until the fateful day that the Hokies finally win a National Championship. I don't care if it's 50 years from now I will open the rotten skunky can and shotgun it like a champ.

Touchdown Tech!!!


You are feeling beery... Very very beery.

What a savings

I still miss these:

I know a few folks who got one. My understanding is that it was one of Beltways brewing standard beers with different labeling. So I'd probably be more excited just to get the label.

Now if we convince John to brew Blacksburger Pils again...

If you want your wife to stick it in with you, you got to give her a little taste first.

Recruit Prosim

Don't sweat it... go with your bros. Pretty sure your wife does stuff without you.

If she doesn't, its time to re-evaluate. A healthy marriage needs boys night and girls night. You appreciate each other more, and you have people to talk about when you're alone together.

Leonard. Duh.