2019 Six Pick Week 14: The Turkey Goes Hunting

Welcome to week 14 of Six Pick, the edition where I forgot to bring my laptop home for Thanksgiving so I'm doing this on my phone. I'm forgiving myself for any typing errors that I make.

Last week, we smacked the Pitt out of the other squad and Bud left Blacksburg feasting on a donut. No stats as, again, no laptop currently. On to the games!

Ohio State (-7.5)
@ Michigan

Nerd Fact 1: UVA sucks.
Nerd Fact 2: UVA sucks.

Pick: The Fighting Khakis finally manage to crack the nuts.

Wisconsin (-2.5)
@ Minnesota

Nerd Fact 1: UVA sucks.
Nerd Fact 2: UVA sucks.

Pick: Give me Goldie rowing a yacht Sinking the badgers.

Alabama (-3.5)
@ Auburn

Nerd Fact 1: UVA sucks.
Nerd Fact 2: UVA sucks.

Pick: Auburn Is scary good and tons of people are sleeping on them. Their D wins the game for them.

Oklahoma (-12.5)
@ Oklahoma State

Nerd Fact 1: UVA sucks.
Nerd Fact 2: UVA sucks.

Pick: I feel like I've cursed them a bit this year, but I'm going with the Pokes in an outright win.

Oregon State
@ Oregon (-19)

Nerd Fact 1: UVA sucks.
Nerd Fact 2: UVA sucks.

Pick: I don't think the Ducks can be beat here, but what the Beavers have managed to do with a limping program is wonderful. They manage to cover.

Virginia Tech(-2.5)
@ Virginia

Nerd Fact 1: UVA sucks.
Nerd Fact 2: UVA sucks.

Pick: Hokies by 69.

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BEER OF THE WEEK

Since I can't do stats, I'll give you an actual beer for once.

A delightful mix of chocolate and coconut is tickling my turkey as the weather begins to turn colder.

That's all for now. If you don't get picks in before the UVA game, I will assume you are picking the good guys. This also lets late picks in before Saturday games. Happy Thanksgiving!

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Ohio State (-7.5) @ Michigan
Wisconsin (-2.5) @ Minnesota
Alabama (-3.5) @ Auburn
Oklahoma (-12.5) @ Oklahoma State
Oregon State @ Oregon (-19)
Virginia Tech(-2.5) @ Virginia

Click here to destroy wall.

All 3 OSUs
Minnesota
Auburn
GOBBLE GOBBLE BITCHES

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Michigan
Wisconsin
Bama
Oklahoma
Oregon
VT

Ohio State
Minnesota
Alabama
Oklahoma State
Oregon
Virginia Tech

VT Marketing Class of 2009
Current Roanoke-Hokie
Go Hokies!

Ohio State
Wisconsin
Alabama
Oklahoma state
Oregon
Virginia tech

Pick: Hokies by 69.

Nice

VB born, class of '14

Very Nice!

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

What is, the number of points allowed by the LPD in games Hooker has started and finished?

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Ohio State (-7.5)
Minnesota (+2.5)
Alabama (-3.5)
Oklahoma (-12.5) huge beat down
Oregon State (+19)
Virginia Tech(-2.5) all day, every day, 24/7/365/16

Got way too much to pick and/or post. But rest assured, there will be beers!

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

Loved your research for Nerd Facts!

"Hey Bud, you wont have to hold the opponent to 17 points anymore."

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

Ohio State
Wisconsin
Alabama
Oklahoma State
Oregon State
Virginia: I'm still 0fer picking Tech games this year. I'd like to continue that.

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

AnOSU
MINN
Auburn
Ok St
Ducks
LOLUVA for the same reason as ashore13

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

Ohio State
Minnesota
Alabama
Oklahoma state
Oregon
Virginia Tech

Ohio State
Minnesota
Auburn
Oklahoma
Oregon State
STAND UP AND SHOOOUUUUTTT!!! (Tech)

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

Ohio State (-7.5) @ Michigan
Wisconsin (-2.5) @ Minnesota
Alabama (-3.5) @ Auburn
Oklahoma (-12.5) @ Oklahoma State
Oregon State @ Oregon (-19)
Virginia Tech(-2.5) @ Virginia

Ohio State (-7.5) @ Michigan
Wisconsin (-2.5) @ Minnesota
Alabama (-3.5) @ Auburn
Oklahoma (-12.5) @ Oklahoma State
Oregon State @ Oregon (-19)
Virginia Tech(-2.5) @ Virginia

Ohio State (-7.5) @ Michigan
Wisconsin (-2.5) @ Minnesota
Alabama (-3.5) @ Auburn
Oklahoma (-12.5) @ Oklahoma State
Oregon State @ Oregon (-19)
Virginia Tech(-2.5) @ Virginia

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

Nuts
Row the Boat
War Eagle
Pokes
Beavs
Your Virginia Tech Hokies

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Ohio State (-7.5) @ Michigan
Wisconsin (-2.5) @ Minnesota
Alabama (-3.5) @ Auburn
Oklahoma (-12.5) @ Oklahoma State
Oregon State @ Oregon (-19)
Virginia Tech(-2.5) @ Virginia

“You got one guy going boom, one guy going whack, and one guy not getting in the endzone.”
― John Madden (describing VT's offense?)

Ohio State (-7.5) @ Michigan
Wisconsin (-2.5) @ Minnesota
Alabama (-3.5) @ Auburn
Oklahoma (-12.5) @ Oklahoma State
Oregon State @ Oregon (-19)
Virginia Tech(-2.5) @ Virginia

Ohio State (-7.5) @ Michigan
Wisconsin (-2.5) @ Minnesota
Alabama (-3.5) @ Auburn
Oklahoma (-12.5) @ Oklahoma State
Oregon State @ Oregon (-19)
Virginia Tech(-2.5) @ Virginia

Joffrey, Cersei, Ilyn Payne, the Hound, Jeff Jagodzinski, Paul Johnson, Pat Narduzzi.

Ohio State (-7.5) @ Michigan
Wisconsin (-2.5) @ Minnesota
Alabama (-3.5) @ Auburn
Oklahoma (-12.5) @ Oklahoma State
Oregon State @ Oregon (-19)
Virginia Tech(-2.5) @ Virginia

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

Michigan
Minnesota
Auburn
Oklahoma State
Oregon
Virginia Tech

Ohio State (-7.5) @ Michigan
Wisconsin (-2.5) @ Minnesota
Alabama (-3.5) @ Auburn
Oklahoma (-12.5) @ Oklahoma State
Oregon State @ Oregon (-19)
Virginia Tech(-2.5) @ Virginia

Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

Ohio State (-7.5) @ Michigan
Wisconsin (-2.5) @ Minnesota
Alabama (-3.5) @ Auburn
Oklahoma (-12.5) @ Oklahoma State
Oregon State @ Oregon (-19)
Virginia Tech(-2.5) @ Virginia HOKIES BY 100

"If at first you do not succeed, then skydiving is not for you." - Anonymous

Buckeyes- This is the game OSU has been waiting for all year

Gophers- Minny is for real and they are at home

Tigers- Bama goes 0-2 against tigers this year

Sooners- Jalen and the boys make this ugly early

Ducks- Only thing that keeps this game close is a Oregon let down from the ASU loss

Hokies- The spread would have to be (-21 ) for me to consider LOLUVA

hehehe since there isn't an Other Games thread yet, I should inform all of you here that the comments regarding the Egg Bowl last night, being nicknamed 'Ole Piss', is a gold mine of comments on this reddit thread:

https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/e39614/postgame_thread_mississippi...

For anyone who, like me, was up late last night watching the only college football game on TV, you probably laughed yourself silly at the end of this game like I did. If you missed it live, I am sorry, there is pretty much no way to relive the utter chicanery of the moment.

Well corrected! Thank you sir!

Not sure how I missed that

Ohio St
Minn
Auburn
Oklahoma
Oregon
VT

Ohio State (-7.5) @ Michigan
Wisconsin (-2.5) @ Minnesota
Alabama (-3.5) @ Auburn
Oklahoma (-12.5) @ Oklahoma State
Oregon State @ Oregon (-19)
Virginia Tech(-2.5) @ Virginia

Ohio State
Wisconsin
Alabama
Oklahoma
Oregon

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

You forgot the important one

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

OSU
Minnesota
Aubie
Ok St
Oregon
VT

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

Ohio State
Minnesota
Auburn wins outright... yeah, I agree here
Oklahoma State (covering)
Oregon
#16Straight

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Michigan
Minnesota
Auburn
Oklahoma
Oregon State
VT (I know I'm late, but we're down 10 and on D so it's not like I'm using what I've seen so far to inform my decision here)

Ohio State (-7.5) @ Michigan
Wisconsin (-2.5) @ Minnesota
Alabama (-3.5) @ Auburn
Oklahoma (-12.5) @ Oklahoma State
Oregon State @ Oregon (-19)

Ohio State (-7.5) @ Michigan
Wisconsin (-2.5) @ Minnesota
Alabama (-3.5) @ Auburn
Oklahoma (-12.5) @ Oklahoma State
Oregon State @ Oregon (-19)

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."