2019 Six Pick Week 14: The Turkey Goes Hunting

Welcome to week 14 of Six Pick, the edition where I forgot to bring my laptop home for Thanksgiving so I'm doing this on my phone. I'm forgiving myself for any typing errors that I make.

Last week, we smacked the Pitt out of the other squad and Bud left Blacksburg feasting on a donut. No stats as, again, no laptop currently. On to the games!

Ohio State (-7.5)
@ Michigan

Nerd Fact 1: UVA sucks.
Nerd Fact 2: UVA sucks.

Pick: The Fighting Khakis finally manage to crack the nuts.

Wisconsin (-2.5)
@ Minnesota

Nerd Fact 1: UVA sucks.
Nerd Fact 2: UVA sucks.

Pick: Give me Goldie rowing a yacht Sinking the badgers.

Alabama (-3.5)
@ Auburn

Nerd Fact 1: UVA sucks.
Nerd Fact 2: UVA sucks.

Pick: Auburn Is scary good and tons of people are sleeping on them. Their D wins the game for them.

Oklahoma (-12.5)
@ Oklahoma State

Nerd Fact 1: UVA sucks.
Nerd Fact 2: UVA sucks.

Pick: I feel like I've cursed them a bit this year, but I'm going with the Pokes in an outright win.

Oregon State
@ Oregon (-19)

Nerd Fact 1: UVA sucks.
Nerd Fact 2: UVA sucks.

Pick: I don't think the Ducks can be beat here, but what the Beavers have managed to do with a limping program is wonderful. They manage to cover.

Virginia Tech(-2.5)
@ Virginia

Nerd Fact 1: UVA sucks.
Nerd Fact 2: UVA sucks.

Pick: Hokies by 69.

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BEER OF THE WEEK

Since I can't do stats, I'll give you an actual beer for once.

A delightful mix of chocolate and coconut is tickling my turkey as the weather begins to turn colder.

That's all for now. If you don't get picks in before the UVA game, I will assume you are picking the good guys. This also lets late picks in before Saturday games. Happy Thanksgiving!

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