Bye week FAM Thread

Hokies escaped this week unscathed! We picked up Jerry Kill to help out Fuente. Uva looked beatable. The entire division is pretty rubbish so VT still has a shot at the Coastal. Not a bad weekend for the Hokies! Let's go beat Duke!

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FAM! WE OUT HERE! NO ONE CAN BEAT US ON BYE WEEK!

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

I really thought we were going to find a way to lose the bye week, but we did not.

Now it's game week. Going to start eating tums now to prepare for Friday.

Well, we were 21 point favorites, but only won by 7.....

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

No reported official injuries, just rumors! FAM!

Michigan lost! FAM!

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TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

So what you're saying is that Harbaugh is going to be available?

Why would we get Harbaugh when RICHROD is available?

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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jeremy pruitt should be availble for dc by seasons end

Hokies, Local Soccer, AFC Ajax, Ravens

Honestly wouldn't mind a Harbaugh/Pruitt combo at VT. ducks

Got to hang out at the beach on a Saturday in the fall, get stupid drunk, and not miss seeing VT play!!!

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used."
- The BoD

I did the same and with next week's game on Friday, I plan on doing it again!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

I was half surprised to not see a "Bye Week Meh Thread" right above this.

Using /s is for cowards.

I can start one if you want...

If a tree falls in Scott Stadium does it make a sound?

Offense couldn't score a single touchdown this week smh.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Counterpoint: defense didn't concede any points

OMG BYE week is just like the Wake game. Now we have to start a MEH thread

If a tree falls in Scott Stadium does it make a sound?

Cmon Man! Please Stop....
With the negative waves.

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

The GOAT FAMed a MEH before MEH was cool

I accepted a job offer last week after a full year of searching

FAM

King Alum of the House Hokie, the First of His Name, Khal of the Turkey Legs, The rightful Heir to the Big Board, the Unbanned, Breaker of Trolls and Father of Gritty

FAM

If a tree falls in Scott Stadium does it make a sound?

🍻🍻🍻

Does this give us a chance to cut into your leg count lead?

Congrats!

Alum07: I'm looking for a job where I can dedicate more time to TKP so I can keep the turkey leg crown.

Hiring Manager: We'll let you know

Congrats man!

The concern of things staying the same is only exceeded by the fear of change

My current job is going through a reorg where they were talking 12 hour shifts with weekend hands on keyboard oncalls.

Fuck that

new job is regular market hours, no oncalls, and a 10% bump in base salary while doing work I actually like. Which also probably means that I will be on here less, because I'm on here when I'm bored, and I've been bored a lot at this job.

King Alum of the House Hokie, the First of His Name, Khal of the Turkey Legs, The rightful Heir to the Big Board, the Unbanned, Breaker of Trolls and Father of Gritty

I'll likely serve jury duty this week!

...fam?

VT '10, Born & Raised in the 804.
Rockin the Bakken.
β€œRight turn, Clyde.”

Ive been called several times, florida, california, and virginia. Was a jury foreman once. Its a pain, but a good duty to have to do. Helped me better understand the judicial process.

Edit: its a good process to participate in.

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

From the Jury side right? I don't think participating in the judicial process as a defendant is the best way to go, but i have been wrong before.

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Yep, your not wrong.

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

It was most certainly a pain, but I did my civic duty for 6-days.

Tomorrow, I get to return to the oilfields.

VT '10, Born & Raised in the 804.
Rockin the Bakken.
β€œRight turn, Clyde.”

Central Florida - pretenders. Liked seeing ACC team win...hated seeing Narduzzi happy.
Notre Dame....lost, but look very good.
LOLUva - clearly can be beaten - those of you on TKP complaining about our game attendance...did you see the bleachers at UVA? Wow....empty.
Boston College....good enough to beat Rutgers....just not Kansas
Florida State - I guess they're almost as bad as Louisville
Enjoyed watching UNC take a hit...but not a good look for the ACC
Syracuse - Tommy DeVitto's uncle Danny is proud - but Western Michigan is a directional school
Clemson - cupcake game
NC State - did they play? National chatter on NC State about as loud as it's been for the Hokies
GT - similar to the Hokies, they didn't take a loss this weekend - defense giving up 0 points
Duke - spent the weekend anticipating TKP Hatin' on Cutcliffe thread. Let's get it on!!!

JP

Do people think Les Miles will turn Kansas into a respectable school? I get that it is year one there for him but he was a solid coach for a long time, albeit at LSU which just about anyone should be able to win a few games there.

FAM!!

We beat ODU by 14 while lolUVA only won by 11. Clearly we are the better team!!

#MATH

We beat ODU by 14 while lolUVA only won by 11**. Clearly we are the better team!!

**should have been 4, given that ODU gift-wrapped them a TD by going for it on 4th at their own 30...

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And they did it when they were winning and had all the momentum. I was so mad when they decided to go for it.

ODU also gift-wrapped them a pick six when the QB threw the ball right to a UVa LB behind the line of scrimmage, so UVA should have lost by 3.

"Sooner or later, if man is ever to be worthy of his destiny, we must fill our heart with tolerance."
-Stan Lee

"Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing."
-Ron Swanson

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

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Carolina Panthers won the prestigious "Team Most Likely to Welcome Kyler Murray to the NFL" award.

So, there's that.

Leonard. Duh.