The Clay Hendrix Experience sounds like a coffee house group where they only play smooth jazz versions of Jimi Hendrix sung by only the most basic of white girls and the backup singer is there because he doesn't realize he was friend zoned 5 minutes after they first met and he thinks he still has a chance if he just proves to her how nice he is, as opposed to all those other asshole guys out there.
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OK. I'll shut up and slink slowly away, chastised yet again for not playing along well with others. I'd have thought my utter dismissal of his worthiness to be hated was a bit of hate in and of itself, and clearly I have again misjudged my audience, but thanks for the reminder.
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Clay Hendrix orders his steak well done, drenches it with Hunt's ketchup, and then complains to the manager that it's too dry and wants his meal comped.
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He looks like Jerry Falwell's assistant that always learns about the weekend hijinks first, so he has to have that weird smirk on his face in the office all day.
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Clay Hendrix anagrams to Ax Cry Held In, which is a subtle nod to the fact that he looks like he's holding something in in that picture.
It also anagrams to Lardy Chin Ex, which is what his ex-husband probably calls him.
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Clay Hendrix washes chicken in the bathroom sink before making dinner. Walking thru the house with dripping chicken from the sink to the kitchen. He however does not rinse mussels and enjoys the extra grit he gets every once and a while.
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The Clay Hendrix Experience sounds like a coffee house group where they only play smooth jazz versions of Jimi Hendrix sung by only the most basic of white girls and the backup singer is there because he doesn't realize he was friend zoned 5 minutes after they first met and he thinks he still has a chance if he just proves to her how nice he is, as opposed to all those other asshole guys out there.
Who is Clay Hendrix? /s
Clay Hendrix leaves his rear windshield wiper on all the time regardless of the weather.
With the blade worn out so it's just metal on glass.
you asshole, I can feel that now.
Clay Hendrix was the original model for Gru.
Clay Hendrix is the head coach of Furman Football
He kinda looks like a penis.
I knew I had seen this guy before!
Clay Hendrix doesn't like Homestead Creamery ice cream.
The audacity!!
At the OP, as the father of two daughters, one of which is now a teenager, I don't see any problem at all with the behavior you describe.
I prefer the Will Smith approach
Bad Boys 2
In response to Gobble's Description
Clay Hendrix thinks everyone's a slacker.
Clay Hendrix looks like they kind of guy that would make the joke that he's not related to Jimi Hendrix everytime he meets someone new.
Clay Hendrix's Wikipedia page is two sentences, and frankly that's two sentences too long.
Clay Hendrix anagrams to Ex-Child Yarn
Clay Hendrix doesn't rock n roll like Jimi.
Is this how it works??
Clay Hendrix coaches a football team that has fans who shake their keys on every kick off. KICK OFF!
And after the ball is kicked, they think they're so funny because they yell F U in unison.
I do have to give them props for their school t-shirts though. Plain tee with a big FU on the front.
Furman? FurMAN!
Clay Hendrix's real name is Mud Heimirich
Hard to hate on someone you've never seen nor heard of, nor will again after this Saturday. I won't bother.
Clay Hendrix would post on a Hatin' board that he doesn't have any hate to give.
OK. I'll shut up and slink slowly away, chastised yet again for not playing along well with others. I'd have thought my utter dismissal of his worthiness to be hated was a bit of hate in and of itself, and clearly I have again misjudged my audience, but thanks for the reminder.
Clay Hendrix made you look.
who is Clay Hendrix...u see what I did there?
Clay Hendrix orders his steak well done, drenches it with Hunt's ketchup, and then complains to the manager that it's too dry and wants his meal comped.
Clay Hendrix was more intimidating when he was James Tolkan, and smoked cigars.
As the father of a little girl, I'm giving Clay a pass for the shotgun. 😂
But yeah, fuck him he sucks. Let's go!!
Clay Hendrix created a TKP account so he could mention himself in the "who is our next coach is going to be?" thread.
Clay Hendrix runs the triple option and has consulted with Chin Balls on how to beat the tech D
Pretty solid strategy.
Clay Hendrix would hate if you overlooked the post 7 posts up.
He looks like Jerry Falwell's assistant that always learns about the weekend hijinks first, so he has to have that weird smirk on his face in the office all day.
Clay Hendrix showers with a bathing suit on
winner winner chicken dinner!!!!!!!!
Clay Hendrix anagrams to Ax Cry Held In, which is a subtle nod to the fact that he looks like he's holding something in in that picture.
It also anagrams to Lardy Chin Ex, which is what his ex-husband probably calls him.
Clay Hendrix looks like a cross between a principal, a mortician, and an insurance agent.
Three occupations that are not known to have easy friendship circles.
Clay Hendrix still hasn't picked up his puppy
Clay Hendrix doesn't deserve to coach a great military school like Furman #RIPTate
Clay Hendrix believes that beating Fuente will get his name in the mix for top coaching jobs in the off season
Clay Hendrix washes chicken in the bathroom sink before making dinner. Walking thru the house with dripping chicken from the sink to the kitchen. He however does not rinse mussels and enjoys the extra grit he gets every once and a while.
Clay hendrix parks in front of the door at the grocery store
Clay Hendrix holds his spinning reel upside down
Ugh, that's the worst!!!!
(What's up bro!)
Yoooooo! If the name wasn't a giveaway, your profile picture certainly was lol. Always good to see a fellow Zete's name pop up!
And the signature line...
https://www.instagram.com/p/BrESk6jgHaA/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
Hah, Touche. I hadn't even paid attention to that. Nice look!
Clay Hendrix looks like he asks recruits' younger siblings to pull his finger.
Clay Hendrix's face was not designed to smile, but he tried his hardest for that picture anyway.
Clay Hendrix took the Furman job on purpose.
Clay actually wants the VMI job.
Clay Hendrix anagrams to: Clnr dix, yeah.