Hatin' On: Clay Hendrix

Clay Hendrix looks like he'd threaten his daughter's 17 year old prom date with a loaded shotgun while standing in the doorway in his underwear.

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The Clay Hendrix Experience sounds like a coffee house group where they only play smooth jazz versions of Jimi Hendrix sung by only the most basic of white girls and the backup singer is there because he doesn't realize he was friend zoned 5 minutes after they first met and he thinks he still has a chance if he just proves to her how nice he is, as opposed to all those other asshole guys out there.

King Alum of the House Hokie, the First of His Name, Khal of the Turkey Legs, The rightful Heir to the Big Board, the Unbanned, Breaker of Trolls and Father of Gritty

Who is Clay Hendrix? /s

JP

Clay Hendrix leaves his rear windshield wiper on all the time regardless of the weather.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

With the blade worn out so it's just metal on glass.

ESPN. The coverage is excellent, you'd be surprised at how much you can pick up.

you asshole, I can feel that now.

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Clay Hendrix was the original model for Gru.

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

My 2019 Season Challenge: only comment with Star Wars memes.

Clay Hendrix is the head coach of Furman Football

He kinda looks like a penis.

I knew I had seen this guy before!

Clay Hendrix doesn't like Homestead Creamery ice cream.

The audacity!!

At the OP, as the father of two daughters, one of which is now a teenager, I don't see any problem at all with the behavior you describe.

I prefer the Will Smith approach

Bad Boys 2

In response to Gobble's Description

ESPN. The coverage is excellent, you'd be surprised at how much you can pick up.

Clay Hendrix thinks everyone's a slacker.

Click here to destroy wall.

Clay Hendrix looks like they kind of guy that would make the joke that he's not related to Jimi Hendrix everytime he meets someone new.

Gobble Till You Wobble

Clay Hendrix's Wikipedia page is two sentences, and frankly that's two sentences too long.

Clay Hendrix anagrams to Ex-Child Yarn

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

Clay Hendrix doesn't rock n roll like Jimi.

Is this how it works??

Let's Go

HOKIES

Clay Hendrix coaches a football team that has fans who shake their keys on every kick off. KICK OFF!

And after the ball is kicked, they think they're so funny because they yell F U in unison.

I do have to give them props for their school t-shirts though. Plain tee with a big FU on the front.

Furman? FurMAN!

Clay Hendrix's real name is Mud Heimirich

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Hard to hate on someone you've never seen nor heard of, nor will again after this Saturday. I won't bother.

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

Clay Hendrix would post on a Hatin' board that he doesn't have any hate to give.

Leonard. Duh.

OK. I'll shut up and slink slowly away, chastised yet again for not playing along well with others. I'd have thought my utter dismissal of his worthiness to be hated was a bit of hate in and of itself, and clearly I have again misjudged my audience, but thanks for the reminder.

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

Clay Hendrix made you look.

Using /s is for cowards.

who is Clay Hendrix...u see what I did there?

Hokies, Local Soccer, AFC Ajax, Ravens

Clay Hendrix orders his steak well done, drenches it with Hunt's ketchup, and then complains to the manager that it's too dry and wants his meal comped.

1-0 every week

Clay Hendrix was more intimidating when he was James Tolkan, and smoked cigars.

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

FREE THE "STICK IT IN" CHANT!!!

As the father of a little girl, I'm giving Clay a pass for the shotgun. πŸ˜‚

But yeah, fuck him he sucks. Let's go!!

Beat GT

Clay Hendrix created a TKP account so he could mention himself in the "who is our next coach is going to be?" thread.

Joffrey, Cersei, Ilyn Payne, the Hound, Jeff Jagodzinski, Paul Johnson, Pat Narduzzi.

Clay Hendrix runs the triple option and has consulted with Chin Balls on how to beat the tech D

1-0 every week

Pretty solid strategy.

Clay Hendrix would hate if you overlooked the post 7 posts up.

Using /s is for cowards.

He looks like Jerry Falwell's assistant that always learns about the weekend hijinks first, so he has to have that weird smirk on his face in the office all day.

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

Clay Hendrix showers with a bathing suit on

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

winner winner chicken dinner!!!!!!!!

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

Clay Hendrix anagrams to Ax Cry Held In, which is a subtle nod to the fact that he looks like he's holding something in in that picture.
It also anagrams to Lardy Chin Ex, which is what his ex-husband probably calls him.

Clay Hendrix looks like a cross between a principal, a mortician, and an insurance agent.

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Three occupations that are not known to have easy friendship circles.

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

Clay Hendrix still hasn't picked up his puppy

Click here to destroy wall.

Clay Hendrix doesn't deserve to coach a great military school like Furman #RIPTate

Outside it's night time, but inside it's LeDay

Clay Hendrix believes that beating Fuente will get his name in the mix for top coaching jobs in the off season

If a tree falls in Scott Stadium does it make a sound?

Clay Hendrix washes chicken in the bathroom sink before making dinner. Walking thru the house with dripping chicken from the sink to the kitchen. He however does not rinse mussels and enjoys the extra grit he gets every once and a while.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

Clay hendrix parks in front of the door at the grocery store

exit light

Clay Hendrix holds his spinning reel upside down

Ugh, that's the worst!!!!
(What's up bro!)

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

Yoooooo! If the name wasn't a giveaway, your profile picture certainly was lol. Always good to see a fellow Zete's name pop up!

Hah, Touche. I hadn't even paid attention to that. Nice look!

Clay Hendrix looks like he asks recruits' younger siblings to pull his finger.

I'm just here to sling some legs

Clay Hendrix's face was not designed to smile, but he tried his hardest for that picture anyway.

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Clay Hendrix took the Furman job on purpose.

Clay actually wants the VMI job.

"Hey Bud, you wont have to hold the opponent to 17 points anymore."

Clay Hendrix anagrams to: Clnr dix, yeah.

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