August Dad Jokes Thread

Since the mega-thread was abandoned for a July thread, I figure I'd make an August thread, as July is done. Put your dad jokes in here this month.

I'll start....

Dad Joke Calendar, 1/2 August:

Q: Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?
A: Because the rest of the days are weakdays.

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If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

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Doesn't matter if it's cake or pie as long as it's chocolate.

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Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

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Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

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Doesn't matter if it's cake or pie as long as it's chocolate.

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