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Not the bagman VT deserves, but the bagman VT needs right now.

Fam2!

Reach for Excellence!

VT Football: It'll get after ya!

Proud Hokie since 2004.

The game isn't over yet, you're going to jinx it! How dare you!

King Alum of the House Hokie, the First of His Name, Khal of the Turkey Legs, The rightful Heir to the Big Board, the Unbanned, Breaker of Trolls and Father of Gritty

FAM THREAD BEFORE THE GAME ENDS (on Hulu) FAM

In my house I will post the fam thread whenever tha fuck I want.

:Teddy KGB Voice

House rules fam

Reach for Excellence!

VT Football: It'll get after ya!

Proud Hokie since 2004.

OH SHIT, FAM!

โ€œAlso, a microwave has never danced it's ass off to Jackie Wilson.โ€ - AssPocketFullOWhiskey

Hooker in this offense is ๐Ÿ’ฏ FAM

VB born, class of '14

what is this offense you speak of? I only know defense and special teams; I'm a Hokie.

Rick Monday... You Made a Great Play...

Romanes Eunt Domus

One of those was against FCS JMU
One was against 3-9 UCF
One was Independent UCONN
Two were conference opponents that went a combined 4-10 in conference
the other was 4-8 A&M

This season has been against all conference opponents

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

And Kentucky. (Six games goes back to last season.)

You mean that Kentucky team that just put a beautiful smack down on those overrated Tennessee Vols? They are a decent football team apparently.

VTCC '86 Delta Company, Hokie in Peru, Former Naval Aviator, Former FBISA, Forever married to my VT87 girl. Go VT!

FAM! Y'all got any of them Spurtle-inspired turnovers to spare for the rest of the season?

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"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

THESE DUDES ARE JUST A BUNCH OF GUYS WHEN YOU WHIP OUT THE SPURDLE FAM.

Another white bronco? The first one didn't go too far.

Khalil Herbert is a bad man fam

Now we're even for all the turnovers last season.

The final score doesn't tell the whole story but credit to the defense for forcing turnovers and clamping down late in the game.

FUCK MATT RYAN

FAM

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

SPURTLES FOR EVERYONE!!!!! FAM!!!

Someone tell Tommy Tuberville we can run the ball now! FAM!!

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

P.S. I want TKP logo'd spurtles ASAP

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

Orange and Maroon TKP spurtles.

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Hooker/Herbert combo too strong! FAM!

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Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

WE HAVE AN ELITE RUSHING OFFENSE.

HOOKER IS THE MAN TO RUN OUR OFFENSE

OUR DEFENSE BASICALLY HAS TO GET TURNOVERS AND A LEAD AND THEN THEY ARE "OKAY" BUT WE WILL TAKE IT FOR NOW BUT PLEASE GET BETTER.

FAM!

It's always darkest before the dawn ~ Thomas Fuller

FAM! Offense a little slow to get started, but man did they roll once they did. Defense notching 18 turnovers was nice as well.

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We're an offensive team now... FAMMMMMM!

Dorian Strong looked really good, Deablo was big, Murray had some nice plays. Lots of great plays on the defense. Offense looked solid.

Dorian Strong is playing damn well for being one of the lowest rated players in our much discussed worst recruiting class of all time. ๐Ÿ˜

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

100% excellent scouting.

Wasn't he the kid that got offered at a Randolph Macon camp?

Close - I looked it up and it was at a Bowie State camp, which lines up for a Maryland guy.

Hokies win? โœ…

loluva loss? โœ…

Tar Holes loss?? ๐ŸคžEDIT: โœ…

FAM!!!

I don't know what a Hokie is, but God is one of them!

I only don't want the Holes to lose because then my wife has a(nother) reason to ride my ass until FSU gets put back in their place again.

Edit: God damnit, now FSU is gonna think they're BAK too...

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"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

Nah..... It just proves UNCheat isn't all that and a bag of chips

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Yes, to everyone else. But living here in Florida, I'm going to hear "we bak"! All. Damn. Week.

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"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

Payback for the 2019 Opener Fam!

Rick Monday... You Made a Great Play...

Romanes Eunt Domus

If your defense is going to be a sieve for a large portion of the game, you better score points when given the opportunity. When the sieve defense gives you those opportunities, you definitely need to score points. Glad to see us capitalize.

Time to go to bed.

MF FAM

Herbert Heisman train rolls on! FAM!

Fam.

Hokies win!

Sweet win FAM! Nice to get a few stops this game.

This team will struggle mightily if we ever end up down big time to start a game (see UNC) given our strength and weakness. Being a dominant run-first team with a spotty defense is great as long as you put up points. Also, fuck Matt Ryan.

We have no idea what the defense is yet. Give them a few games. If they can get better to go with the offense...

โ€œThese people are losing their minds. This is beautiful.โ€

I am looking forward to French's review of the game.
The defense seemed to get better later in the game [NOTE: "better" is not the same as stellar]. What was the cause? Was it a scheme adjustment or did the players "wake up"? An adjustment would suggest that JHam is capable of making half-time game changes and that promise of growth as a coach is encouraging.

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

FAM! Love seeing this offense hum under Hooker!

FAM! Great bounce back, Hokies!

Click here to destroy wall.

We need growth on defense but we got a win with a differential of 26, and that is always a good way to win.

Hopefully the turnovers are a confidence booster...I thought they played better in the second half. Definitely a bend but don't break approach, but it worked tonight.

We put the K in Kwality

DAMN YOU SCUBA STEVE

ESPN. The coverage is excellent, you'd be surprised at how much you can pick up.

Plaid this bitch

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"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

I think my wife is getting me one for Christmas after we saw all the commercials for it. I tried convincing her we needed one.

Spurdle is the real MVP fam

Great post, I still cant get the picture out of my head of the gallon of mayonnaise she picked up with one of those things for the bowl of tuna.

SandbridgeHokieFan

Now Tim Hasselbeck can go answer his phone.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

I was wondering if I was the only one who heard that?! I kept asking my wife the whole game about the random rings

Oh don't worry, the only thing louder than that ringtone were the spurtle and tacshaver ads!

Loved the game plan but Corny needs to shred the qb options when we are up multiple scores on 4Q

"If you don't have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over?"

I RIPPED MY COPPERFIT UNDERWEAR ON THAT LAST HOOKER TOUCHDOWN, FAM!!!!1!

"You know when the Hokies say 'We are Virginia Tech' they're going to mean it."- Lee Corso

FAM!!!!! We have a rushing offense! We have a QB who can run and lead! We have a defense that can force turnovers! FAM! And we did not just sit on a lead playing not to lose.....

Happy Dance!!!!!

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

VirGINA Tech with the dub!!! #GoACCN

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

WE'RE STILL SCORING 40 POINTS A GAME FAM!!

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

Hells Yeah!!!! FAM!

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

I need one of these Spurtles to smack whoever decides to put VT games on the ACCN. FAM!

I answered my phone 14 times tonight and every time no one was there. FAM

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

We're 3-0 on ACCN, though.

More turnovers than fans at the UVA spring festival FAM!!!!!

FAM!!! AND UNC LOST TO FSU!!

Hahahahahahaha TAR HOLES CHOKED

FAM BITCHES

King Alum of the House Hokie, the First of His Name, Khal of the Turkey Legs, The rightful Heir to the Big Board, the Unbanned, Breaker of Trolls and Father of Gritty

Choked hard. Had that first down about 3 times.

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"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

That was a game winning TD if they complete that pass

Hate to see it

King Alum of the House Hokie, the First of His Name, Khal of the Turkey Legs, The rightful Heir to the Big Board, the Unbanned, Breaker of Trolls and Father of Gritty

That was a hat trick of choking.

Proud author of one plaid comment.

FAM!!!!!
We won.loluva and UNCHeat lost!!!!
And all the Hokies said FAM

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

I think Hooker can run the ball decently.

He *may* be a better passer than our other QBs too.

Proud author of one plaid comment.

FAM!

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Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

Won it at the end. Phew

King Alum of the House Hokie, the First of His Name, Khal of the Turkey Legs, The rightful Heir to the Big Board, the Unbanned, Breaker of Trolls and Father of Gritty

That rushing differential and TO margin is going to have me calling the doctor in 3-4 hours

So, are you saying time of possession is the key stat?

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

Phew. Just barely pulled it out.

So weird to see that passing vs rushing yardage disparity for a Boston College team ๐Ÿคฏ

If you can't handle my shit posts, you don't deserve my memes

Kronk gets auto-upvote

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

CAN MACK BROWN BEAT FSU FAM?!

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

When UNC and LolUVa lose and the Hokies roll...

We won Fam and UNC just went down to 1-3 FSU!!!
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Go Hokies!

A lot of HERB and Hooker will make for a nice Saturday Night.

FAM!!

FAM! Raheem the Dream got in for a score!

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

Petition for every hokies football game on the acc network? We're 3-0 on the network so far this year

It's an illusion
It's all an illusion

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I'd listen to hasslebacks phone ring all game if it means we beat Clemson. Fuck give me booger in the tank, and the uva radio announcers if it means we win every game. Hell I'd listen to that tac shades ad for four hours if it means we win.

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

If we're looking for that particular vocal register as a broadcaster, I'd much prefer to have McAfee back on the mic - sounds just like Hasselbeck, but is entirely more entertaining.

My brother in law set up a vtfootball account for accessing that service for me so i could watch the ACC games on the computer. I can live with all ACC games if they are all winners.

Rushing for over 300 yards again! Fam!

God please no! Or I'm going to have to spring for Hulu live TV... went back to Xfinity and now I don't have ACCN.... ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Herb ๐ŸŒด and a Hooker ๐ŸŒฎ, FAM!!!!!๐Ÿˆ

โญโญโญโญโญโญ #YNWA

Gobble Gobble Chumps!

Gobble Gobble Bitches!!

Gobble Gobble Y'all!

Gobble Gobble FAM!

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

I endorse this message, fam!

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Famfamfam!

From the hospital to the Heisman, 30 for 30 presents... the Hendon Hooker story.

F U C K M A T T R Y A N F A M
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โ€œAlso, a microwave has never danced it's ass off to Jackie Wilson.โ€ - AssPocketFullOWhiskey

FOSTERS: Australian for defense

Fam where'd you get all those mash potatoes???

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

Don't you worry your pretty little head about that, baby.

"Sooner or later, if man is ever to be worthy of his destiny, we must fill our heart with tolerance."
-Stan Lee

"Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing."
-Ron Swanson

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

FOSTERS: Australian for defense

And them Cheating Ass Stros are eliminated.

Bye, bitches!

King Alum of the House Hokie, the First of His Name, Khal of the Turkey Legs, The rightful Heir to the Big Board, the Unbanned, Breaker of Trolls and Father of Gritty

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It's an illusion
It's all an illusion

I'll take the tech win tho

It's an illusion
It's all an illusion

agreed.. was hoping theyd pull it out

Danny is always open

OL + Hooker + Herbert + Blackshear = I am fucking drunk good win boys

Gotta give some love to all the downfield blocking too- both receivers and linemen.

Evan Fairs deserves some fade targets. Dude blocks his nuts off.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

FAM
Drive safe from your game parties, but before driving remember to submerge your face and get a razor close TAC shave in the dark with your unnecessarily bright 4000 lumen Triburst, included with every spurdle FAM

That pay per touchdown revenue fam!!!!!!!

There are wolves and there are sheep, I am the sheep dog

UVA, PITT, UNC all lost and we won! FAM!

FAM!!! That's more turnovers than....

"Don't go to, go through"

"Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I am not yet completely sure about the universe.โ€ -Einstein

Best part - the commercial is full of it. If you look at wikipedia the porridge stirrer one is actually supposed to be a rod with a scottish thistle on top.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spurtle

The proud "V" in Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University spelled out in chest paint.
North Endzone @ 03 Miami.

I just want to point out that there is a Golden Spurtle Trophy

I propose a version of it that looks like the TV one go to whichever team wins the most games on ACC network each year. Best if it is a wooden one covered in gold spray paint.

Great to win a game that could've easily gone the other way for once. Kind of reminds me of last year's BC game where turnovers killed us.

I have no idea why my username is VT_Warthog.

Arkansas blew a 24-0 lead in the Belk Bowl.

HokieEnginerd said the same thing last night.

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

FAM we are 3-1

bounceback victory!

Wonder how many plays Herbert has going opposite of the play side versus the number of losses or minimal runs from past RBs? The vision on this kid is off the charts.

I haven't been this confident in our run game in a long time! FAM!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

He wanted some TDs to go with those yards though. You could tell by how pissed he was when he got tripped up on that long run.

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I hear you. I can't remember the last time I felt calling a run on 3rd and >10 was a legit (not play it safe and punt) play call.

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

I would like to thank all the cardboard cuts for making enough noise at the Terror Dome, which help cause all those turnovers!

All this time, we wanted a Hooker, but we got Captain Hook! FAM!

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

Captain Hook I love it

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

That one run he had made him look like Mike. He was sacked, but then some how ran another 10 yards down the field.

It is so much better waking up to a FAM thread than having to avoid TKP for the day to gain perspective.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

Mornin' FAM!

SPURTLE SPURTLE MOTHERFUCKERS!

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

We're back, fam!

We gave it to our All-American Running Back, fam!

We have a clear #1 Quarter Back, fam!

We got Back our best Defensive Back, fam!

You can even shave under water, fam!

We're back, fam!

"It's always great to beat UVA, that makes us all smarter and better looking for a couple days".

Just want to give a shout out to our much maligned defense. They looked rough in the first half, but looked better and better as the game went on. I don't know if it is just reps, or confidence from the turnovers or the Bud Foster stand-in staring down from the stands, but rather than wear down over the course of the game, they appeared to get better.

And they got it done. BC has scored 26, 24, 22 and 31 in their previous games. The scored 14 last night. Some of it was bad turnovers. But the D did their job even if it felt like BC was moving the ball. Add in a good rushing attack, OL play and a QB who takes care of the ball and I really like the trajectory we are on.

What a game. The more kids we get back on D the better they look. Hopefully full strength won't have me too worried.

Nugget from #sauces, tre's injury is likely a broken nose from another player on the team head butting him in celebration when he didn't have his on.

Fire guy

They showed that on the broadcast and I thought that's what happened. In fact, in typical ACCN fashion, they were showing that sideline footage during a 1st and 10 play. By the time they got back to the field it was 2nd and 2 and I was like, huh, guess we got 8 yards on 1st down?

Virginian by Birth, Hokie by Choice

I was watching the replay this morning and it looked like Tre had his face right up in the mask of the player and was pumping him up when the player got a celebratoy smack/push in the back which shoved his facemask into Tre's nose.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

I totally missed that and any discussion of Tre getting hurt.

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

This was long after he seemed to be done for the day (apparently he's delaing with plantar fasciaitis?) - i think it was after murrays pick late in the 4th quarter and it was not discussed on air. You really had to see the replay to even catch it happening.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

That would make sense as Murray was the one delivering the headbutt

Fire guy

Yup. Happened late in the game after the last INT. Occurred at about 4:50 left in the game.

Oh FFS this is some Gus Frerotte level ish up in here

Nah...that's not even close to running headfirst into a wall and forgetting to jump. At least there's more moving pieces.

I would also like to request Hendon's 2nd touchdown and the celebration that followed.... I was amused that Darrisaw recreated the iconic Dirty Dancin Lift with Hooker...

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

That was Hoffman and Hook.

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

Thats some Lion King shit right there if Hooker was facing the other way.....

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Though of course he'd only be showing Hooker to the ref and some cardboard cutouts. And maybe the band.....i cant remember which end we were on.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

FOSTERS: Australian for defense

someone in college park just shed a single tear

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Circle of life baby. This is fucking glorious. Well done Guntar!

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Did Hook get lifted multiple times?

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

"I've Had the Time of My Life" is now playing in my head...

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

You're welcome. :-)

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

I have three kids, the youngest of whom is 2.

I can safely say that there are worse songs to have stuck in my head. lol

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

I fully agree!

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

As soon as Herb caught that ball, I told my wife that play was a Touchdown. Absolutely beautiful playcall to get him the ball in space with blockers.

As maligned as our offense has been the last couple years, they are absolutely firing on all cylinders this year. We are going to have to score 40+ every weekend to win with the way our defense plays, but they actually look capable of doing it.

King Alum of the House Hokie, the First of His Name, Khal of the Turkey Legs, The rightful Heir to the Big Board, the Unbanned, Breaker of Trolls and Father of Gritty

agreed, great play and no doubt it was going to be a house call...seems like maybe Fu's offense is finally fulfilling his words of keeping the defense from carrying the load every game...long way to go to know for sure, but let's hope so.

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

I'm just amazed a guy that big can run that fast. He looks like he's in another gear compared to Hoffman.

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Some of the players celebrating. Tre looks fine after being held out of the game after appearing to be injured by a fellow teammate in a celebration.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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I give Cornelson a lot of shit, but he called a great game last night.

The defense still seemed over matched, but they played with effort and tackled much better.

BC always gives us trouble sot hat was a great win last night.

There were two points where the playcalling had me confused/concerned.

1.) Going for 2 at the beginning of the 4th, when we were up three scores. I get trying to make a multiple of 7, but that would have required BC to score more in the 4th than they did in the entire game.
2.) A pass on 2nd down before Hooker's last score. We just needed to chew clock. Fortunately, Hooker scored and we had enough points that the clock didn't matter.

1) Trying to go up 3 full TDs with 13 minutes left shouldn't be confusing. It would take 4 scoring drives to punish missing the extra point (2 TDs, 2 FGs), but it potentially puts us in a better position if they have 3 scoring drives (3 TDs). Sure they didn't score again, but with 13 minutes left none of us knew that was going to happen. This is 100% the right call, and the only call that makes sense.

2) Yeah you want to eat clock, but throwing in 1 pass play seems relatively safe. Keeping open the possibility of the pass stops the defense from completely selling out on the run. Who knows how much the one pass opened up the field for the Hooker run.

I'm not saying we don't have playcalling issues, but I'm not sure why those two plays concerned you. Additionally the selection of those two in particular confuses me. The first one you have a problem with because we were already comfortably in the lead (?), and it left one point off the board. The second one you are suggesting that one pass might have cost the game because it stopped the clock (?) and thus gave them more time to work with. I feel like you either have to pick a position that says "We had enough points. Stop running up the score," or "Take this seriously you don't know what might happen."

Side note: the parenthetical question marks are because I am attempting to interpret what you said, and I'm not sure I got it right. They are not an attempt to be snarky.

We have to blame Corny for something bad every game.

We ran the ball on 73% of the plays (actually less than I would have guessed)

I need to ponder this but initially, I am happy we can dominate a game rushing, but I wonder if being one dimensional could bite us in the ass if we come up against a better rushing defense. Basically, even if we don't need to pass, would we ultimately be better for it if we did?

"If you don't have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over?"

Hooker missed 3 weeks of work with the WR's during fall camp, they had no spring practice and very very limited personal workouts over the summer. The passing game is going to be a growing work the entire season.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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If you're averaging 8 yards a carry, you should run it every time.

That is why I am conflicted. We need to get more well rounded though if we are going to cause any real damage. Can't say I would have gone away from it either but games are the best practice we are gonna get this season it appears.

"If you don't have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over?"

Yeah, it works against run of the mill ACC teams. Put us in front opposite Clemson, or even Notre Dame or Miami if they're having a good day, and the QB is gonna need to be effective in the passing game.

Maybe by the time we get to them, our team will have "herd immunity" and the others will be in the midst of their own player impacts, we'll get to play them with guys that are fresher from being held out and hitting their stride for the season, and they'll be pulling guys out of the stands as their normal players are all quarantined.

Maybe we are sticking with the running so much because its working so well and we can eat clock and keep our D off the field?

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

I understand the sentiment but if we were throwing more people on here would be blasting corn for not running Herb more.

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

#1 Rushing Offense (minimum 2 games)
#14 Total Offense
#9 Scoring Offense

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

If I owned a Ice Cream Parlor in Bburg, I'd offer "Sherbert for Herbert"

Every time that man breaks 100 yards a game, show me your game ticket and you get a free scoop.

I'd be out of business by Thanksgiving Break

VT Marketing Class of 2009
Current Roanoke-Hokie
Go Hokies!

Yeah maybe think about half priced.

That game ticket requirement is key. Only so many people in the stadium, which limits your losses.

Sherbet != Ice Cream.

Jk That's an awesome name. Would definitely put Sugar Magnolia out of business.

Yea, it's a stretch, but I doubt drunk college kids care or know that...

VT Marketing Class of 2009
Current Roanoke-Hokie
Go Hokies!

If he gets 1500 yards people will notice, and also love it.