OT: Cloned Football Player lineup hypothetical

On this week's Macrodosing podcast they were debating a hypothetical situation where you had to have an NFL offense comprised entirely of one cloned football player. This one player would be the QB, OL, and skill positions. Some arguments were 11 Aaron Donalds, for example. I was wondering what the best Virginia Tech offense you could make with one player in Tech football history would be? This player would have to block as the OL, be the receivers, the running back, and the QB.

The obvious correct answer is 11 Greg Boones, but I'd love to hear everyone's thoughts.

Edit: ok the Logan Thomas idea is good. Counterpoint: 11 Greg Boones is WAY funnier and arguably about as effective.

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