I don't know what adjustments Fuente needs to make, but I sure hope he does something so we can keep the streak going. Not too optimistic tbh, I think UVA is gonna throw the kitchen sink at us. Since this is a hatin thread, I hope Bronco goes back to the 2 QB system that worked so well in last year's game
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We haven't looked like a complete team in a month but this UVA team has lost 4 of their last 5 including a 31 point shellacking at home against BC and a 17 point loss to Pitt. They looked good for one half against a Miami team coming off two huge, emotional night games on to a nooner against UVA. Once Miami woke up they handled business. This UVA team has shown some flashes but they are not good. Let's step on their throats from the get go and they will fold.
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Virginia has the horses to beat us this year. They've taken a major step forward in year-2 of the Bronco era. Conversely, I'd say we are nowhere near the team we were last season, despite being on track to win the same number of games. I'm all for gifs, jokes, and memes, but we cannot sleep on this squad this season. As hokieforever12 said, they are going to throw the kitchen sink at us. Fuente and Cornelsen are going to need to be on their A-game.
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I see what you did there, but the point is valid as hell. I remember 'Out All Night' being on NCAA 06. Really liked the college rock soundtrack from that edition.
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This is gonna be 2011 levels of satisfying. UVA is feeling good, hell, they are looking good. But not on Friday. It will be Black Friday alright after he punch them hard in the eye early on and never look back.
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I hope like heck you're right. I think we feel like the more wounded team with more to prove, so between that and the fact that UVA just laid their whole season on the line yesterday in South Florida, I'm hoping we can just jump on them. I'll be there in Charlottesville cheering them on when we *hopefully* make it 14 in a row.
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Ok, I'll admit I'm still worried about the offense. But no way the defense is gonna let us lose. They are gonna be fired up after the Pitt win. I think it's gone a bit unnoticed, or more appropriately unheralded, but they are currently ranked:
Scoring Defense: 6th
Redzone Defense: 3rd
First Down Defense: 8th
Third Down Defense: 2nd
And then top 15-25 in every single other significant defensive stat. This is one of Bud's best defenses in the past decade.
If the offense decides to show up at all and keep our defense off the field, we win this in a blowout.
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They key defensively is going to be getting off the field on 3rd downs and (as per usual) limiting the big play. Benkert can put the ball on the money when he has time and has the receivers to make some big time plays. If we can keep everything in front of us, I think our offensive can do just enough to make it 14 in a row.
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I think that is where the offense comes in. We know the defense can get themselves off the field on 3rd down. They are the 2nd best in the nation at doing that. If the offense can actually sustain drives when they get the chance we should win this.
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Yep, agreed. Really need to find a way to make the most on first downs and sustain drives. Good stat hunting. For some reason, I always feel like we have trouble getting off the field on 3rd downs, but the stats obviously prove me wrong. Maybe it's just the fact that the few times that teams have converted plays on 3rd downs, they've been big, game-changing plays.
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Bronco thought that UVA was a destination job.
When Bronco meets someone for the first time he ALWAYS introduces himself by saying "Hi, I'm Bronco Mendenhall, I'm the head coach at UVA"
Bronco takes shits in public restrooms, then doesn't flush.
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Bronco invites you to a BBQ at his place and when you show up ready to destroy some smoked pig, asks if you want cheese on your burger.mustard on your store brand chicken frank.
FIFY
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Bronco invites you to a BBQ at his place and when you show up ready to destroy some smoked pig, asks if you want cheese on your burger.mustard on your store brand chicken frank that he boiled instead of grilling.
FIFY
FiFY
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Bronco once clicked on the UVA football recruiting link on Rivals and got an error message that said "The school you have selected does not have a football program."
Oh wait, that was me (and a true story).
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I have been informed on more than one occasion, by more than one person, that if you want to see a Mormon drink, take him fishing without other Mormons around and have a cooler full of beer. One of my buds said he learned the lesson the hard way when he didn't take enough beer, owing to the Mormon's unexpected sudden "conversion" on the water.
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Has anyone noticed that VT gets the whole "What's a Hokie?" thing all the time, but no one ever asks what the hell a "Wahoo/Hoo" is and how it's even relevant....?
I hate them, I hope their baseball field floods.
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Can you look much greasier than that? I'd bet he blamed it on the fact that he'd surfed all day at the beach and then gotten helmet hair from the motorcycle ride home with no time to shower before whatever the hell he was doing at the time of the photo.
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LOLUVa knowingly picked the cavalier as their mascot:
who, besides being utterly flamboyant, were also loyalists to the King of England. So which is it, LOLUVa? The author of the declaration of independence or the loyalists to the king?
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Bronco Mendenhall doesn't even let his mom watch the Thanksgiving Day Parade when he's home, opting instead to keep the channel on kitchenware infomercials.
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after a game in which his offense managed less than 200 yards total offense and only 5 yards rushing, Bronco said they are closing the gap, despite no appreciable contributions from anyone who will be playing for them next year...
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LOLUVA THINKS THEY COULD MAYBE POSSIBLY BE A FOOTBALL TEAM AGAIN
"again"?
Ooo, can we get a "76-0, bro" this time?
I don't know what adjustments Fuente needs to make, but I sure hope he does something so we can keep the streak going. Not too optimistic tbh, I think UVA is gonna throw the kitchen sink at us. Since this is a hatin thread, I hope Bronco goes back to the 2 QB system that worked so well in last year's game
We haven't looked like a complete team in a month but this UVA team has lost 4 of their last 5 including a 31 point shellacking at home against BC and a 17 point loss to Pitt. They looked good for one half against a Miami team coming off two huge, emotional night games on to a nooner against UVA. Once Miami woke up they handled business. This UVA team has shown some flashes but they are not good. Let's step on their throats from the get go and they will fold.
FTFY
*toaster*
I got a toaster for 'em! LET'S GOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
As always, mandatory listening...
Virginia has the horses to beat us this year. They've taken a major step forward in year-2 of the Bronco era. Conversely, I'd say we are nowhere near the team we were last season, despite being on track to win the same number of games. I'm all for gifs, jokes, and memes, but we cannot sleep on this squad this season. As hokieforever12 said, they are going to throw the kitchen sink at us. Fuente and Cornelsen are going to need to be on their A-game.
Bronco Mendenhall posts legitimate comments ina. Hatin' on thread even when there are other appropriate threads out there
LOLUVA thinks you don't need more than 1 Zima to get the right amount of buzz on
When Zima came back this summer, I decided to try it. It has the taste and alcohol content of flat sprite. Had to spike it with gin.
UVA doesn't think there is never a reason to try a Zima...ever...for any reason.
Bronco Mendenhall likes Primus.
He refuses to say "Primus Sucks!"
Bronco Mendenhall thinks that Cake, The Bloodhound Gang, Radiohead, and Rage Against the Machine were good 90's bands.
Cake absolutely sucks. Let's say stupid things over stupid music - then you get Cake.
Bronco thinks that Smells like teen spirit is under played
Bronco listens to Jock Jams volume one to get pumped up before a game.
and your point is....?
Wait, that's bad....?
The Pietasters are way better.
I see what you did there, but the point is valid as hell. I remember 'Out All Night' being on NCAA 06. Really liked the college rock soundtrack from that edition.
No primus no deal
Bronco followed Nickelback on tour for several years, but never got backstage.
Nah, he finally made it. If you look hard enough you'll see somebody starting a dumpster fire with a toaster. That's him.
Oh, he got 'backstage.' Where do you think he got his #hardthingstogether idea?
Bronco drives on the shoulder to get past traffic jams.
I guess I didn't realize that Bronco was from Maryland?
I have but one word to say...TOAST
UVA's coach is named Bronco
Bronco Mendenhall is a clown tbh fam.
Whenever I meet someone and find out that they went to LOLUVA
via GIPHY
Leg for the guitarist from Almost Famous!
UVA beat georgia tech. Only pretentious losers do that.
Ha! What IDIOTS!!
* In the rain....
anytime GT has played in the rain this year, they resemble the Hurricane Game Heels from 2016....
When asked whether he preferred cake or pie, Bronco Mendenhall said "raisins."
When asked whether he preferred cake or pie, Bronco Mendenhall said
"raisins"Toast FTFYBronco loves toasters but hates toast.
After all that talk of Fuente to OU by Hoos. BM to OSU?
Bronco Mendenhall thinks other schools want him.
Coach BM's initials are BM 💩
UVA students call themselves "first years", "second years", etc.
Bronco thinks the Garden of Eden was in Missouri.
Where they rode dinosaurs to work in the olden days.
Wait, are you saying the flintstones wasn't a documentary?
Edit: Drink (comment below was like 2 hours before mine)
He was just a colt back then.
Bronco thinks next years squad will be better, even though they lose Benkert, Blanding, Brown and Kiser.
Fuck Pat Narduzzi.
F*ck Matt Ryan!
I'll piggy back this,
luckily, Pat Narduzzi fucks himself as evident from the end of this past week's game
Bronco talks to his toaster, named Cuisinart.
Bronco has a burnt toast tart burner at home.
Bronco thinks the Flintstones is a documentary!
Bronco thinks Kyle Guy should have kept the man bun
This is UVa's coach. 'Nuf said.
He needs some mouse for fluff!
moose? Hell my hair is gone!
Bronco's name is Bronco Mendenhall
Bronco is so stuck-up, he likens the rivalry to "culture vs agriculture."
BEAT UVA.
Pitt has shirts that say this too. Observed one yesterday. I have another reason to dislike them.
Just gonna slide this in here
THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. So beautiful...
Nicely done.
Needs to highlight the concept of locker room toaster.
AWESOME!!!!!!! Again I hate talented people!
Broncos name is Bronco and he coaches football at UVA
Bronco doesn't accelerate when he's in an acceleration lane.
Bronco asks the Arby's cashier about their salad options.
This is gonna be 2011 levels of satisfying. UVA is feeling good, hell, they are looking good. But not on Friday. It will be Black Friday alright after he punch them hard in the eye early on and never look back.
I hope like heck you're right. I think we feel like the more wounded team with more to prove, so between that and the fact that UVA just laid their whole season on the line yesterday in South Florida, I'm hoping we can just jump on them. I'll be there in Charlottesville cheering them on when we *hopefully* make it 14 in a row.
Ok, I'll admit I'm still worried about the offense. But no way the defense is gonna let us lose. They are gonna be fired up after the Pitt win. I think it's gone a bit unnoticed, or more appropriately unheralded, but they are currently ranked:
Scoring Defense: 6th
Redzone Defense: 3rd
First Down Defense: 8th
Third Down Defense: 2nd
And then top 15-25 in every single other significant defensive stat. This is one of Bud's best defenses in the past decade.
If the offense decides to show up at all and keep our defense off the field, we win this in a blowout.
They key defensively is going to be getting off the field on 3rd downs and (as per usual) limiting the big play. Benkert can put the ball on the money when he has time and has the receivers to make some big time plays. If we can keep everything in front of us, I think our offensive can do just enough to make it 14 in a row.
I think that is where the offense comes in. We know the defense can get themselves off the field on 3rd down. They are the 2nd best in the nation at doing that. If the offense can actually sustain drives when they get the chance we should win this.
Yep, agreed. Really need to find a way to make the most on first downs and sustain drives. Good stat hunting. For some reason, I always feel like we have trouble getting off the field on 3rd downs, but the stats obviously prove me wrong. Maybe it's just the fact that the few times that teams have converted plays on 3rd downs, they've been big, game-changing plays.
Seeing Bush come in for those 3ish plays.... guy looks like a tank
Part of me is hopeful he wins the starting job next year...
Bronco Mendenhall buys his magic underwear at Vineyard Vines.
Let's not make fun of someone for their religion.
Bronco thinks ragged mountain running shop is better than runabout sports.
Bronco sucks farts out of old car seats.
Bronco vajazzles
Bronco thought that UVA was a destination job.
When Bronco meets someone for the first time he ALWAYS introduces himself by saying "Hi, I'm Bronco Mendenhall, I'm the head coach at UVA"
Bronco takes shits in public restrooms, then doesn't flush.
Bronco thinks jazz hands are a good for team chemistry
Bronco cowboys up on Broke Back Mountain
Bronco Mendenhall's name is Marc
i thought they used to have a good futbol team at UVA but do they Football?
Nuck Phat Nardouchee
Screw UVA
Somewhere on the sideline Bud Foster is looking for a Stroman interception
Bronco Mendenhall is really an anagram of his real name: Cornball Demon Hen.
That Spanish for like a fighting chicken?
It could be although I think it's actually french for "Fuck Bronco"
Also, Old Ranch Noblemen which is what loluva grads aspire to be
What's wrong with that?
Mendenhall is married to Holly Johnston. They have three sons: Raeder, Breaker, and Cutter.
Bronco thinks BM stands for Bow Movement, o wait it does!
Maybe this was a nautical joke?
when your coach may get poached by a school that's 7-27 over the last three seasons, you might be loluva.
Bronco lost to Richmond and got really upset so he named his kid Cutter
Bronco eats tofurkey for Thanksgiving. And just the right twix. Nothing else.
UVA fans think the last time they beat VT was 2007. Seriously.
Bronco likes his BBQ with mustard based sauce.
So? Something wrong with that?
Bronco invites you to a BBQ at his place and when you show up ready to destroy some smoked pig, asks if you want cheese on your burger.
FIFY
FiFY
He likes his steaks well-done, and only when the BBQ is at your place.
At his place, the menu is usually hot dogs.
Bronco Mendenhall looked at this photograph.
Bronco asks himself "Would I do that if I were a Simpson's character?" before every major decision.
Really - it explains so much. Coaching at LOL, DDP Yoga, #hardthingstogether, toaster...
It's the most wonderful time of the year.
Bronco can't pronounce Schuylkill correctly and emphasizes the first L
Bronco Mendenhall sent out this Christmas card...
Again!
We are Tough
Bronco once clicked on the UVA football recruiting link on Rivals and got an error message that said "The school you have selected does not have a football program."
Oh wait, that was me (and a true story).
Bronco likes the joke about how Jack is stuck on a horse and you are supposed to help him off.
Lol Jack off a Horse. Classic
Bronco thinks T-Pain sounds better without auto-tune
T-Pain is actually quite a talented singer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIjXUg1s5gc
Bronco buys cheap bourbon and says it all tastes the same
Bronco doesn't drink because he's Mormon.
I have been informed on more than one occasion, by more than one person, that if you want to see a Mormon drink, take him fishing without other Mormons around and have a cooler full of beer. One of my buds said he learned the lesson the hard way when he didn't take enough beer, owing to the Mormon's unexpected sudden "conversion" on the water.
Bronco buys cheap bourbon and then tries to age it in the bottle
Has this been asked? Does Lane Stadium North even have lights for a night game? 🤔
They have them for movie night.
Bronco posts on message boards under the screen name Jack Crow and bashes Motuapuaka.
Bronco gives the shortest guy in the plant the nickname "Tiny"
The last time UVA beat VT, the current freshmen at each school were still in pre-school.
Fact.
Bronco rated UVA's performance against Miami as 5 out of 5 Sad UVA Fans
While I like your photo, I think they count Miami as a "moral victory".
I believe they think they actually won that one.
Had a LOLuva fan come up to me this week, No clue who the guy was, but i had my VT hoodie on and he says id rather be a Hoo then a Ho.
Just wait until we unleash Hooker on the field. I bet he'll change his mind.
Rather be a Ho than a douche.
Has anyone noticed that VT gets the whole "What's a Hokie?" thing all the time, but no one ever asks what the hell a "Wahoo/Hoo" is and how it's even relevant....?
I hate them, I hope their baseball field floods.
Thats cause everyone already knows.
It's really because no one cares about them enough to ask.
Re: your avatar, I feel the absence of tinted visors in today's game is a severe disservice.
Any nobody really wants to talk to them for that long either.
Bronco Mendenhall can't wait until baseball season.
Can you look much greasier than that? I'd bet he blamed it on the fact that he'd surfed all day at the beach and then gotten helmet hair from the motorcycle ride home with no time to shower before whatever the hell he was doing at the time of the photo.
I wish I had photoshop skills. I would like to make/alter this car magnet for our bi-yearly visits to Lane North, but change the wording so it says:
"On My Way to See the Hoos Lose"
I also work for hire, if you ever need photoshopping done.
So you're the one UVA hired to make their stadium look full.
His work seems more professional.
Please make this into a t-shirt or bumper sticker as is.... I will buy the shit out of it!!!!!
Anybody miss this guy?
You!!!
He had such an economy with words. Not so much with timeouts.
#HardThingsTogether
Just a reminder, but the last time Justin Fuente was in Scott Stadium, this happened:
(Fuente was the OC for TCU at the time)
Heads-up: down a key player on offense this week.
what
I don't have any info. I think the Secret Service has some though.
Bronco Mendenhall was a bully in Back 2 the Future
HEY BUTTHEAD!
YOU'RE ABOUT AS USEFUL AS A SCREEN DOOR ON A BATTLESHIP
Bronco Mendenhall thinks Ric Flair is dead.
LOLUVa knowingly picked the cavalier as their mascot:
who, besides being utterly flamboyant, were also loyalists to the King of England. So which is it, LOLUVa? The author of the declaration of independence or the loyalists to the king?
What a bunch of ox morons
Bronco Mendenhall doesn't even let his mom watch the Thanksgiving Day Parade when he's home, opting instead to keep the channel on kitchenware infomercials.
I heard he only lets her watch previous year dog shows.
His name is Bronco................. Bronco.........
Bronco felt so jinxed by the turn-over chain last week he ordered an all white ascot for the Hoo offense to wave after creating turn overs.
after a game in which his offense managed less than 200 yards total offense and only 5 yards rushing, Bronco said they are closing the gap, despite no appreciable contributions from anyone who will be playing for them next year...