Cooler Poopers

My roommate's a Michigan man. He reminded me of an interesting euphemism for the buckeye faithful that may be of interest to folks attending the game:

For those who arrive on campus early, will there be enough toilets?

Ohio State hopes so and says it has learned its lesson from big matchups such as the Texas game in 2005, in which cleanup crews found several soiled shorts and a few coolers filled with poop.

"You either deal with the problem up front, or you deal with it later when it's ugly,"

Plan accordingly folks.

From: http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2009/09/10/biggame.html

Cooler Pooper

Originating from a 2005 college football game between the the Texas Longhorns and the Ohio State Buckeyes which was overcrowded to the point that fans resorted to pooping in their coolers.

**Note: the Urban Dictionary entry was created by a Michigan alum**

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