Coming This Summer: 0 - AND - ELEVEN

The blockbuster movie of the summer in Charlottesville.

By: Hokie Wartooth @HokieWartooth on November 30, 2014, 9:38 AM | 50 comments

Editor's Note: Wartooth photoshopped this and it's brilliant. It's going to be the feature film at next year's movie night at Scott Stadium. --Joe

Date Location Winner Loser Score
11/27/2004 Blacksburg, VA #11 Virginia Tech #16 Virginia 24-10
11/19/2005 Charlottesville, VA #7 Virginia Tech Virginia 52-14
11/25/2006 Blacksburg, VA #17 Virginia Tech Virginia 17-0
11/24/2007 Charlottesville, VA #8 Virginia Tech #16 Virginia 33-21
11/29/2008 Blacksburg, VA Virginia Tech Virginia 17-14
11/28/2009 Charlottesville, VA #14 Virginia Tech Virginia 42-13
11/27/2010 Blacksburg, VA #14 Virginia Tech Virginia 37-7
11/26/2011 Charlottesville, VA #4 Virginia Tech #24 Virginia 38-0
11/24/2012 Blacksburg, VA Virginia Tech Virginia 17-14
11/30/2013 Charlottesville, VA Virginia Tech Virginia 16-6
11/28/2014 Blacksburg, VA Virginia Tech Virginia 24-20
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Comments

HokieAlum6144's picture HokieAlum6144
| 11 years 7 months #

Title is a little weird.

VTGuitarMan's picture VTGuitarMan
🎸OG LEG KING 🎸
| 11 years 7 months #

Brilliant.

"Exit light..."

4VPISU's picture 4VPISU | 11 years 7 months #

The game is obviously getting to London. I just saw him on the side of Rt. 29 trying to call timeout at the cars passing by...

MVhokie69's picture MVhokie69
| 11 years 7 months #

The critics say "38-0 Bro"

"Hokie religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

VTGuitarMan's picture VTGuitarMan
🎸OG LEG KING 🎸
| 11 years 7 months # ^

They also gave the film 5 stars.

Mike London did nothing with them.

"Exit light..."

SevenLayersofPlayers's picture SevenLayersofPlayers
669TH MEMBER OF TKPC
| 11 years 7 months # ^

lol

MVhokie69's picture MVhokie69
| 11 years 7 months # ^

"Timeout, YOU!" a quote probably said by Mike Timecop London

"Hokie religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

VT_Hokie_Power_Hour's picture VT_Hokie_Power_Hour | 11 years 7 months # ^

I went through the painstaking process of logging in through my phone just to upvote this comment. Well done good sir!

HouckieVT's picture HouckieVT | 11 years 7 months # ^

Up a million for cleverness

What's Important Now
The Lunchpail.
The Hammer.
BeamerBall.

reesejenks520's picture reesejenks520 | 11 years 7 months # ^

Took me a second, but oh man once it hit. ...genius!!! All the turkey legs

JASONinARLINGTON's picture JASONinARLINGTON | 11 years 7 months # ^

Not true, not true at all. Just look at "Smoke" Mizzell......oh yeah, never mind.

EDIT: After Bonner ran him down he shall be referred to as SMOKED Mizzell.

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

Delltron5's picture Delltron5 | 11 years 7 months # ^

Ladies and gentlemen...the comment of the fuckin year. Lmao

-Being aggressive, being tough...that's the Virginia Tech way.

krak_t's picture krak_t | 11 years 7 months #

Fantastic work, Wartooth.

Bonus: For those of you who hate sitting in crowded theaters, this is the movie experience for you!

Bonus Bonus: Check your next val-pak for valuable coupons for this event. With one non-matinee ticket purchase, you get free season passes to the 2015 UVA home football slate. A perfect environment for intimate picnics, bird watching, playing "Library" with your kids, and a certified Safe Haven Location for "Ochlophobics Anonymous".

bblankin's picture bblankin | 11 years 7 months # ^

Throw in a ticket to the UVa Spring Game and I'm there!

"Our job as coaches is to influence young people's lives for the better in terms of fundamental skills, work ethic, and doing the right thing. Every now and again, a player actually has that effect on the coaching staff." Justin Fuente on Sam Rogers

jsmrider's picture jsmrider | 11 years 7 months #

Coffee snort!

Egbert's picture Egbert
BEER
| 11 years 7 months #

I love Jefferson's pencil dress.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

8300A_Hokie'12's picture 8300A_Hokie'12
🏝NO BAD DAYS🏖🤙
| 11 years 7 months #

Joe, can we not upvote threads anymore or am I being retarded?

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

VTGuitarMan's picture VTGuitarMan
🎸OG LEG KING 🎸
| 11 years 7 months # ^

No voting on front-page features. Everything else in the forum can be voted on, but not anything that is written by staff or bumped to the front by Joe.

"Exit light..."

8300A_Hokie'12's picture 8300A_Hokie'12
🏝NO BAD DAYS🏖🤙
| 11 years 7 months # ^

Ah ok got it. Thanks guitarman

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

MarkusLegstomp's picture MarkusLegstomp | 11 years 7 months #

No matter how bad things get in Blacksburg, at least we're not UVA!

The Beard of DeChristopher's picture The Beard of DeChristopher
BEARDS > PEOPLE
| 11 years 7 months # ^

Seriously. If they didn't get us this year, they never will

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

HokieMacGruber26's picture HokieMacGruber26 | 11 years 7 months #

WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I UPVOTE THIS THREAD!?!?

MarkusLegstomp's picture MarkusLegstomp | 11 years 7 months # ^

Somehow, even at our worst, this is always true!

wisec4g's picture wisec4g | 11 years 7 months #

Want to hear a good joke? Wahoo Football
kirk rofl

VT '10--US Citizen; (804) Virginian By Birth; (979) Texan By the Grace of God.

Rick Monday... You Made a Great Play...

I also root for: The Keydets, Army, TexAggies, NY Giants, NY Rangers, ATL Braves, and SA Brahmas

NavyEMC's picture NavyEMC
🥩 🍳 🥓
| 11 years 7 months # ^

I don't think they're doing what you think they're doing…that looks more like my reaction when they replaced QBs and took the lead.

___

-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

reesejenks520's picture reesejenks520 | 11 years 7 months #

Jefferson's 11.

kicaboojooce's picture kicaboojooce | 11 years 7 months #

Just go watch it in Hooville.

Events are usually half full around there.

I think one of the more important, overlooked themes is that even in a down year, below freezing temps. VT still showed up in the stands.

hokie07ME's picture hokie07ME | 11 years 7 months # ^

I'd say they're more like half empty...

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vtphoenix's picture vtphoenix | 11 years 7 months # ^

I'd say it depends on the starting state. If it was empty to start, then it's half full. If it was full to start, then it's half empty. And let's be honest...it's never full to start, unless you count full of ego.

The Beard of DeChristopher's picture The Beard of DeChristopher
BEARDS > PEOPLE
| 11 years 7 months #

This film received an aggregate rating of 38.0 bro on Rotten Tomatoes

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

vtcivengr's picture vtcivengr | 11 years 7 months #

I hear 0 and twelve and 0 and 13 have already been green lighted by the studio due to the success of eleven. Billdozer is signed up for the official trailer.

"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it." - K

HokieMacGruber26's picture HokieMacGruber26 | 11 years 7 months # ^

#THESOURCES

KopHokie's picture KopHokie | 11 years 7 months # ^

Clemson once had a 34 game winning streak against UVa...we're about a third of the way there. I'd call it a good start.

wisec4g's picture wisec4g | 11 years 7 months # ^

That's just another reason to detest klempson.

VT '10--US Citizen; (804) Virginian By Birth; (979) Texan By the Grace of God.

Rick Monday... You Made a Great Play...

I also root for: The Keydets, Army, TexAggies, NY Giants, NY Rangers, ATL Braves, and SA Brahmas

hokie07ME's picture hokie07ME | 11 years 7 months #

Meh, probably just a bad remake of the first one: Groh and six

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krak_t's picture krak_t | 11 years 7 months #

avtfan's picture avtfan
ZIMA SUCKS
| 11 years 7 months #

11 is heaven!

Bleeding burnt orange and chicago maroon

realhokieryan's picture realhokieryan
| 11 years 7 months #

More people would show up to this movie than fans at the UVA spring game

vtcivengr's picture vtcivengr | 11 years 7 months # ^

I would go, but I already know the ending. I might just wait until the sequel comes out.

"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it." - K

MPHOKIE's picture MPHOKIE | 11 years 7 months #

2011 ACC Coach of the Year, Mike London. Seriously. That really happened.

Hokie Wartooth's picture Hokie Wartooth | 11 years 7 months #

Let's not forget to take a moment and reflect on the latest in 8 straight classes of UVA students who haven't seen their football team beat Virginia Tech.

(For funsies, the highlighted guys are 4-star recruits. Players with a maroon check mark had an offer from VT. Keep buying that Mike London snake oil, kids.)

HorseOnATreadmill's picture HorseOnATreadmill
| 11 years 7 months # ^

We didn't offer Coley or Harris? Brutal.

I was disappointed about Demetrious Nicholson when he signed with UVA, same with Dominique Terrell, but it looks like it turned out ok for the good guys.

Hokie Wartooth's picture Hokie Wartooth | 11 years 7 months # ^

Whoops! Was pointed out to me that Nicholson has filed for and may well get a medical redshirt.

GoKartMozart's picture GoKartMozart
SET THE TONE!
| 11 years 7 months #

One of these days we are going to be talking about UVA football players who weren't even alive the last time UVA beat VT.

804VTHokie's picture 804VTHokie | 11 years 7 months # ^

Would you really be surprised if Mike London was offering Pop Warner Pee-Wee kids as we speak?
*Hands kid blow pop and UVA offer* "YOU!... Could be a starter for us next year!"

HorseOnATreadmill's picture HorseOnATreadmill
| 11 years 7 months # ^

I couldn't find it but there's an image of London in front of a room full of kids with the caption, "You can sign your scholarship offer in any color crayon you like".

VTGuitarMan's picture VTGuitarMan
🎸OG LEG KING 🎸
| 11 years 7 months # ^

You mean my all-time most-upvoted post? Right here, buddy.

"Exit light..."

HorseOnATreadmill's picture HorseOnATreadmill
| 11 years 7 months # ^

Ah, yes, thank you sir.