The Frank Beamer Retirement Chronicles: Pedicure and Milkshake

Frank's about that relaxing life.

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Frank Beamer won't lead the Hokies on the football field this season, but he hasn't completely faded from the spotlight. The former Virginia Tech head coach has made headlines plenty of times since his retirement, and he's even trended on social media. This series is The Key Play's effort to chronicle Beamer's retirement adventures and encounters.

A non-inclusive list of what Beamer's done in retirement includes: reading to kids, instructing/speaking at various coaching clinics, being honored by various groups, starring in a hilarious season ticket advertisement, and now relaxing with a pedicure.

Frank's feet are sore from stepping on UVA's throat the last twelve seasons. Dancing shoes fit way too tight too. In a true boss' move he's hammering down (what seems to be) a Cookout milkshake while soaking his dogs. Frank's affinity for milkshakes know no bounds. Pedicure and milkshake is next-level Netflix and Chill.

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