GIFTORY: Frame-by-Frame Highlight Reel of Virginia Tech's 37-16 Thumping of Miami

The U is still not back.

Virginia Tech pounded Miami 37-16 Thursday night. The Hokies reasserting themselves in the Coastal Division calls for GIFTORY.

Sacksburg population since '96: 762

TIP DRILL. LIT DRILL.

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EDMUNDSES.

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More missed tackles than UVA had fans at its spring game.

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"GET YOUR PANCAKES! ONLY A QUARTER(BACK)."

Cam Phillips broke his ankle.

Fullback + Fullback = 6

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SCISSOR KICKS.

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Sacksburg population since '96: 768

Untouched.

By the end of the night he just starts laying down. Still counts. Sacksburg population since '96: 769.

I'll leave you all with Woody slapping Stacy Searels' butt.

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β€œI hope that they’re not going to have big eyes and pee down their legs so to speak,” -- Bud Foster

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

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"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

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Coach Fuente and Coach Foster...because you're doubly f***ed

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Virginian by Birth, Hokie by Choice

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Virginian by Birth, Hokie by Choice

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H_O_K_I_E_S-HOKIES!

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Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

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Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

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This is my school
This is home

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Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

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Never crimp your blasting caps with your teeth. - Dr Haycocks

Its always 110 Holden...said every mining engineer ever.

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Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

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30 years after starting grad school at Virginia Tech, I finally defended my dissertation and earned my PhD.
Don't give up on your dreams.

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Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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30 years after starting grad school at Virginia Tech, I finally defended my dissertation and earned my PhD.
Don't give up on your dreams.

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30 years after starting grad school at Virginia Tech, I finally defended my dissertation and earned my PhD.
Don't give up on your dreams.

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"look at this...this is beautiful, these people are losing their minds" -Mike Patrick

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Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

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"Our job as coaches is to influence young people's lives for the better in terms of fundamental skills, work ethic, and doing the right thing. Every now and again, a player actually has that effect on the coaching staff." Justin Fuente on Sam Rogers

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Another white bronco? The first one didn't go too far.