Funny quote from old guy watching the game at the bar last night

My wife and I were watching the game at a local bar last night. An older hokie fan (probably mid 70s) a couple of tables over, had been having a few, and was making funny comments about the game all night. Near the end of the game he says really loudly "I'd live to be a hundred if it weren't for this damn football team!" Cracked me up, heart attack Hokies, got to love them. Never thought I'd survive the 2004 season myself seemed like every game Randall would pull some miracle out to win it in the end. Hopefully we can pull two more W's for coach and send him out on a high note!