We hate WVU because they are a classless fan base with way too much in common with us, but way worse.
We hate Pitt because of how many times they've shattered our dreams.
We hate Miami because they are arrogant assholes (but at least are competitive, sometimes).
But we hate LOLUVa because they churn out so many douchebags that we have to deal with on a daily basis. Some of us have lost friends to their freshman orientation (Bobby was cool in HS, but then his "1st year" happened). Some of us have been mocked for choosing to go to THE engineering school in the state over settling for their second rate program. Some of us have had to deal with our beloved campus being called ugly. The list goes on...
Since it's the real hate week, I am starting this thread so everyone can get it out of their system. Share your experiences that have typified the unfortunately not very rare beast we know as the UVa douchebag.
There are numerous threads like this, but I'm not interested in reading your rant from 5 years ago. I want you to re-type it out with all the rancor and bitterness you can muster. Only stories you have experienced personally, please.