GIFTORY: Frame-by-Frame Highlight Reel of Virginia Tech's 64-63 Upset of No. 5 Duke

Another way to look at it is the Blue Devils lost.

[Mark Umansky]

The Hokies beat Duke inside a raucous Cassell. In a vacuum, that's important. Virginia Tech is poised to dance in back-to-back seasons. That's also important. Therefore, there is GIFTORY.

Mesmerizing.

Toasted.

Out of the shower with a day off from work.

Pure.

Hype.

When there's sausage balls for breakfast.

You can hear this.

Grayson gonna Grayson, but Clarke gonna Clarke.

Mad in real life.

Game.

LOLNOPE.

Start jumping.

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Lets Dance, Fam!!

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Danny Coale Caught That Ball!!!

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

And, subsequently, my entry for the most TKP gif ever.....

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Suddenly I am very jealous of Chunk

All right. While we're still under a caution, I want you to go back out on that track and hit the pace car.

Hit the pace car?

Hit the pace car!

What for?

Because you've hit every other goddamned thing out there, I want you to be perfect!

Danny Coale Caught That Ball!!!

All right. While we're still under a caution, I want you to go back out on that track and hit the pace car.

Hit the pace car?

Hit the pace car!

What for?

Because you've hit every other goddamned thing out there, I want you to be perfect!

When there's new GIFtory

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

I like to think he shouted "Fuck Yea"

FOSTERS: Australian for defense

Go Tech Go.

Giftory really is the best birthday present.

All right. While we're still under a caution, I want you to go back out on that track and hit the pace car.

Hit the pace car?

Hit the pace car!

What for?

Because you've hit every other goddamned thing out there, I want you to be perfect!

I will treasure Allen's reaction forever (shortened a bit):

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The second best reaction is Bagley, who immediately signals to count the bucket. The buzzer sounded before he even caught it.

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

excuse my language, but fuck grayson allen. that is all.

No cussin' in GIFtory

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Hahaha, that's a good one. I'm surprised there wasn't a GIFtory GIF of Buzz telling the crowd to "Stop Cussin'"

Let's Go

HOKIES

Anyone good enough at photoshop to put Grayson Allen in the middle of this?

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

Grayson Allen, upon seeing his game winning shot attempt turn into an ol' rim doinker... heh heh classic Duke

Edit: Grayson Allen anagrams to Sly Anal Goner, which i mean, just look at the picture above

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Some will know this reference.... the youngin's may not.

FOSTERS: Australian for defense

Better than Allen's face is the reaction of the folks behind him, especially the dude on the left, clearly giving Allen the reaction he deserves.

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

My favorite part is always the EMTs giving the Miami player the business.

Click here to destroy wall.

I was so mad when they did not call the trip attempt against Clarke during the game by Allen. Then again we got the points which wouldn't have been a sure thing from the line these days.

In my opinion, I think Allen sets up for the trip instinctively, because trippers gonna trip, but then pulls back on like, "Oh Shit, what am I thinking? This is really a thing."

Part of me is glad he's a senior and he'll be gone, but the other part of me fears that he'll wind up back at Duke as a another Coach K bench stooge, carrying on the tradition of dooshy Coach K bench stooges. O YEE BASKETBALL OVERLORDS! HEAR MY PLEA AND PLEASE LET THAT NOT HAPPEN!

Leonard. Duh.

I hope he is as successful in the NBA as Kyle Singler. Good enough to stick around on the fringes, bad enough to never be a star or have the full trust of an NBA head coach in crunch time. Occasionally, someone will say, "Wow, remember when he was good in college?" And someone else will say "Yeah, didn't we absolutely hate him?" And then both will chuckle softly to themselves.

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Once again, "Trip" Allen went for the flop trying to draw a foul. After getting 3 called, and thus the "Quit Cussin'" episode, the refs actually didn't call the flop foul. I guess getting called out by CBW worked.

In that replay it looks like he put more effort into the flop than the shot.

Clarke's lean back at the beginning of this cracks me up.

I found TKP after two rails from TOTS then walking back to my apartment and re-watching the 2012 Sugar Bowl. I woke up the next day with this username.

Hahaha. Thanks for pointing that out. Now I can crack up too.

Leonard. Duh.

That Enter Sandman had me going. I know we have had discussions on when and when not to play it, and how often, but when you play it late in the game, football or basketball, at a key timeout in the game, in a packed out venue, and we follow it up with the W........ That is bigger to me than playing it at the beginning of the game. Glad to see us jumping in Giftory.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

Agreed. One enter sandman near the end of a close game is always great.

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Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

And no. It was not photoshopped so don't hate on Coach K's face or the scoreboard.

Well, you can hate on his face. I'll allow it.

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

I will marry you for your photoshop skills. Everyone else go home.

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

I am getting the urge to get internet ordained and Marry yall right here on TKP.

All right. While we're still under a caution, I want you to go back out on that track and hit the pace car.

Hit the pace car?

Hit the pace car!

What for?

Because you've hit every other goddamned thing out there, I want you to be perfect!

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Live in the moment and ask questions later, I always say.

All right. While we're still under a caution, I want you to go back out on that track and hit the pace car.

Hit the pace car?

Hit the pace car!

What for?

Because you've hit every other goddamned thing out there, I want you to be perfect!

I'm going to recommend that JinA gets a prenup because I think Flip is just a gold digger. I mean look how old the guy is...

Birthday
01/01/1900

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

Not so funny story. Two good friends of mine just eloped. His last name is Knupp. So I couldn't stop saying stuff like "did yall sign a preknupp?" or "I cant believe I missed the Knupptials!"

Sorry for wasting everyone's time.

All right. While we're still under a caution, I want you to go back out on that track and hit the pace car.

Hit the pace car?

Hit the pace car!

What for?

Because you've hit every other goddamned thing out there, I want you to be perfect!

Yeah but...if he's that old, I would like to point out that I am very well qualified. It seems like the least he can do is leave everything to me. I'll donated to the Hokie Club in his memory every year.

I'll donated to the Hokie Club in his memory every year.

Based on this comment, I think you already missed out on your soul mate.

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

I feel like it was implied that I would make said donation once he's actually in the ground, but I can see how the grammar could really go either way.

You are out of whack little Missy

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

I got that reference

"Some days you’re a horse and some days you’re a horse’s ass. I’ve been a horse’s ass for a little while." - Roy Halladay

I'm waiting for this whole exchange to get awkward...

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It hasn't yet?

All right. While we're still under a caution, I want you to go back out on that track and hit the pace car.

Hit the pace car?

Hit the pace car!

What for?

Because you've hit every other goddamned thing out there, I want you to be perfect!

I figured my days were numbered once he found out I was a gold-digger.

When the opposing coach doesn't know how to really break a clipboard like a man

There are wolves and there are sheep, I am the sheep dog

Bud doesn't have to quit cussin'

Coach K's clipboard drop is just weak.

#Let's Go - Hokies

I watched Clarke's lay in 438910457 times. You'll never convince me that NAW didn't airmail it on purpose for an alley-oop. Even if NAW came out and said it was a shot and not a pass, I will not believe you. Nope. That was an assist.

As an additional argument in support: who the fuck would believe that we got an offensive rebound? Fucking no one, that's who.

Old sigline: I've been cutting back on the drinking.

New Sigline: lol it's football season.

Look at Clarke wave his hands calling for the ball before the shot pass.

#Let's Go - Hokies

All joking aside, he was smart enough to get over there in case the shot was long and none of the duke players were.

My favorite part is Bagley thinks he won the game on the tip in.....

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Go Hokies!

That was fun, though closer to actual success than I wanted it to be.

So in the third GIF, is Five doing the Shower Shimmy?

"Don't go to, go through"

I can't wait to see what kind of celebrations Dream has ready for the Tourney

He's been an all-conference bench celebrator this season.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

In only half a season!

Outside its night time, but inside its LeDay

you're missing the best one

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Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies

I'd like the mic back.
Buzz - Quit cussin.

#Let's Go - Hokies